I almost couldn't read this one.

[Sarcastic Remark]

So, I was just browsing the LD tonight when I came across a topic titled "idk wat to do and y he iznt tlkn to meh." I clicked it expecting it to be someone's rant about how noobs are spamming up the LD with their life issues lately because we all know nobody really types like that... right? Well, I was wrong. Here's the first post:

Little Death Roze

idk wat to du... i rly likd him but then he ztpd tlkn tu meh and evrytin... i zhud b mad at him but im juzt rly and trly zad..... crying i nu i zhud juzt get ova him but i knt... he iz zooo zweet and fernie and everytin... zhud i w8 it out and ztay ther fer him or jzt try to get pizzd and and ferget bout him???? i am ztupid alwayz giveing mii heart out to the rong ppl, ppl who kan nvr return mii luv... crying crying crying crying crying cry cry cry cry cry cry cry sad sad sad sad sad sad .... and if ur juzt here to kommnt awn muh bad zplling then juzt muv awn to anoutha topic kuz i dunt wnt tu hear it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

She then went on to attack anyone who brought up her bad grammar because apparently they were supposed to spend hours figuring out what she said and then be helpful. The sad part is that she's not a troll. Someone restore my faith in this generation's education. ):

 

[Cevadeva]

Yeah, I had to read that out loud and sound it out to figure out what she was talking about. I felt like I was in first grade all over again. That post was just .....sad. neutral I am very terrified when I see posts like this. I also wonder how some people type in such a manner. You would think that since you have a full key board, with all your fingers to use it, people would type out what they want to say.  

[sayaandtenshi]

I had to re-read some of the words and then read them out loud to figure it out. But I just don't understand why you would replace 's' with a 'z' honestly. But that's how some people are. I just don't even bother responding to such drastic typers.  

[Henneth Annun]

That would be waaayyy easier to read transcribed into Korean.

burning_eyes  

[Demented_Duck]

stupid whore

idk wat to du... i rly likd him but then he ztpd tlkn tu meh and evrytin... i zhud b mad at him but im juzt rly and trly zad..... i nu i zhud juzt get ova him but i knt... he iz zooo zweet and fernie and everytin... zhud i w8 it out and ztay ther fer him or jzt try to get pizzd and and ferget bout him???? i am ztupid alwayz giveing mii heart out to the rong ppl, ppl who kan nvr return mii luv...[a bunch of cry emotes].... and if ur juzt here to kommnt awn muh bad zplling then juzt muv awn to anoutha topic kuz i dunt wnt tu hear it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

-dies-

I don't know what to do...[Neither do I.]
I really like him, but then he stopped talking to me and everything...[Well, what did you do?]
I should be mad at him, but I'm just really and truly sad...[O...Kay...]
I know I should just get over him, but I can't...[Eh...]
He is so sweet, and funny, and everything...[-starts to fall asleep-]
Should I wait it out and stay there for him, or just try to get pissed and forget about him??[-wakes up with a start-]
I am stupid, always giving my heart out to the wrong people; people who can never return my love...[You're also stupid for falling asleep in class.]
[A bunch of cry emotes]
And if you're just here to comment on my bad spelling, then just move on to another topic, because I don't want to hear it!![Too many punctuation marks! -dies- -coughstupidwhorecough-]

There's my translation, and my comments from the peanut gallery!
Yay!~

 

[Farrago]

XWraith_LordX

That would be waaayyy easier to read transcribed into Korean.

burning_eyes

Well... at least she knows she's got horrible grammar. ;D  

[Farrago]

Right. I went to her profile. It's pathetic; it's absolutely pathetic.

 

[Demented_Duck]

The Magical Wishing Star

Right. I went to her profile. It's pathetic; it's absolutely pathetic.

I'm a bad girl.
I commented....
Dx

 

[jedi_master_alanna]

xXKatakiXx

Yeah, I had to read that out loud and sound it out to figure out what she was talking about. I felt like I was in first grade all over again. That post was just .....sad. neutral I am very terrified when I see posts like this. I also wonder how some people type in such a manner. You would think that since you have a full key board, with all your fingers to use it, people would type out what they want to say.

I think that's an insult to first graders. I've seen them write more clearly. Hell, I wrote more clearly in first grade, and I've always been a terrible speller.  

[proud band geek]

I could read that only because all my friends talk like that. Stupid friends are ruining me!!!  

[jedi_master_alanna]

The Magical Wishing Star

XWraith_LordX

That would be waaayyy easier to read transcribed into Korean.

burning_eyes

Well... at least she knows she's got horrible grammar. ;D I think it's worse that she knows that it's terrible, and she doesn't fix it.  

[Demented_Duck]

jedi_master_alanna

The Magical Wishing Star

XWraith_LordX

That would be waaayyy easier to read transcribed into Korean.

burning_eyes

Well... at least she knows she's got horrible grammar. ;D

I think it's worse that she knows that it's terrible, and she doesn't fix it.

Well, that's true~

 

[writerprincess29]

Wow, that is scary! gonk  

[Princess Tessa of Sailand]

Demented_Duck

The Magical Wishing Star

Right. I went to her profile. It's pathetic; it's absolutely pathetic.

I'm a bad girl.
I commented....
Dx

Let us give a round of applause for our very own martyr, Demented_Duck. Roze's (notice, more replacing "s" with "z") profile is... just... undescribable. This is a grammar guild, and yet, I don't even have the right words. *shudders*  

[XxDolorosaxX]

I don't know what upsets me more, her terrible spelling/grammar or her acknowledgement of it yet refusal to fix it.