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Jungle Boots

PostPosted: Sat Aug 08, 2009 4:50 pm
so i have this incredibly cancerous friend of mine. Hes one of those old 4chan trolls, one who is familiar with the anonymous forum back in the day might know of joe barborack. well anyway, the first time we met he stole my heart but i crushed his when i admitted to my furry fandom. well its been about four or so weeks and hes warmed to the idea of me being a mountain goat. im rather proud of him about that. infact we have come to enjoy a rather lovely something between us. Yet yesterday he surprised me pretty well when he admitted to fapping to some furry porn. claiming it to have been "glorious".

well that was nice to know... i feel very happy about that.

another surprise came minutes later... he apparently has a furry friend... one that pays for hardblush and sends him jpegs all the time. and now... he has provided for me with a s**t ton of really really really good gay fur Pr0nz free of charge...

im in masturbatory/relationship heaven.

:edit: i wonder if this counts as me converting him into furry... well actually he'd be a cephalopody since he has quite the love for squids. no well... no it wouldn't count as conversion... since he was probably into furry porn way before i was. more or less im easing him out of the closet... the furry closet...  
PostPosted: Sat Aug 08, 2009 7:20 pm
I'm just going to put this out there.

But you should put everything he gave you on /rs/.  

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Pixeliciousness

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PostPosted: Sat Aug 08, 2009 9:52 pm
I think if he was masturbating to fur porn he was at least furcurious.  
PostPosted: Sat Aug 08, 2009 10:17 pm
Pixeliciousness
furcurious


That's it, you win the thread. XD  

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PostPosted: Sat Aug 08, 2009 10:33 pm
Hurray! I'd like to thank all the little people...and umm..the giant people...shoulda probally thanked them first..

I also love the word 'fursonal' and 'furterosexual'  
PostPosted: Sat Aug 08, 2009 11:04 pm
Pixeliciousness
Hurray! I'd like to thank all the little people...and umm..the giant people...shoulda probally thanked them first..

I also love the word 'fursonal' and 'furterosexual'


Yea, you really don't wanna get on the giant people's bad sides. They just might squish ya. XP

The only ones I've ever heard are "fursona", "furiend", and "fursecution"-- although the last 2 always make me break into laughter and debate trolling the person who uses them. Especially "fursecution".
 

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PostPosted: Sun Aug 09, 2009 1:58 am
I like 'furfag'.  
PostPosted: Sun Aug 09, 2009 5:51 am
Wasn't the Lollercaust fursecution?

I admit I mighta been making the other ones up:3  

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PostPosted: Sun Aug 09, 2009 8:57 am
I forgot about "furfag"! Yea, I like that one, too. X3

I have no idea about the Lollercaust. Any time I see the word "fursecution", I automatically tune out. Or stick around to watch what happens. >:3
 
PostPosted: Sun Aug 09, 2009 11:00 am
all these fur words have given me quite the furrection.  

Jungle Boots


Selene Aries

PostPosted: Sun Aug 09, 2009 11:07 am
Jungle Boots
all these fur words have given me quite the furrection.


Please do keep in mind that you still have to uphold the Gaia Rules & Guidelines when posting in the guild.

You can make vague innuendos or even suggestive comments, but nothing that is blatant or graphic.  
PostPosted: Sun Aug 09, 2009 11:19 am
text p***s is not allowed?!

RAGE!!!!!  

Jungle Boots


Garek Maxwell

PostPosted: Sun Aug 09, 2009 11:36 am
Jungle Boots
text p***s is not allowed?!
RAGE!!!!!


Infurrections are not allowed! xp  
PostPosted: Sun Aug 09, 2009 11:47 am
yeah well in that case im not sharing my porn with you then.  

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Pixeliciousness

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PostPosted: Sun Aug 09, 2009 2:18 pm
The lollercaust occured on something awful, where all furries where forced to wear golden stars of furvid and where continually restricted and limited in access and capacity, till all known and suspected furries where confined to a single forum that anyone but they could edit.  
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