CORRUPT-A-WISH

[Dornkus]

"Corrupt a Wish" is a little forum game that allows you to become a genie. Kind of.

One person makes a wish. The next poster must grant it, but also must add a consequence (relative to the wish) because genies are jerks like that. Then he or she gets to make a wish and someone else grants and corrupts it and so on.

For example:
Wisher: I wish I never had to brush my teeth again!
Genie: Granted! All of your teeth have fallen out!
*insert wish here*

This film also has some nice examples.

I'll go first.




I wish I could fly!  

[Death Shikaku]

Granted! You have been turned into a pigeon. twisted

I wish I could have superpowers! ninja  

[Dornkus]

Granted! You have been given the power to stop your own heart. Permanently.
You can also turn your lungs into soft pretzels.

I wish for a new fence.  

[Chaosctrl]

Granted! But, it's made by four year old kids.

I wish for a unicorn.  

[Death Shikaku]

Granted! You got one piece of corn.
I wish for two-hundred-thousand one-hundred American dollar bills. (Tried making it where you can corrupt it, I wanna see watch'a got)  

[Fate-J]

Sounds fun!
Granted! But those were stolen from a bank, and now the police have caught up with you and your locked up for life wink  

[0Moon_Maiden0]

Fate didn't leave a wish......so it has been denied! *shrugs*

I wish for a butterfly net. (I have a thought of whats to come.....lets see if someone has the same idea.....)  

[Death Shikaku]

(Oh snap, Fate, you got me there. xD)
Granted! A huge butterfly with a net shall be chasing after you! ( surprised ? )

I wish for another Super Smash Bros. Brawl disc. ;-;  

[Super Mega Nope]

Death Shikaku your wish has been granted! You have revered Super Smash Bros. Brawl disc but *poof* no Wii

(Tried)
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I wish I could meet Optimus Prime! whee

 

[Chaosctrl]

Granted! But Megatron pushes him onto you.

I wish for an actual unicorn!  

[Dornkus]

Granted! It impales any non-virgin it sees and has to be put down.

I wish I could find my DS charger.  

[Chaosctrl]

Granted! Unfortunately, you find out that a Jhudoras eated it.

I wish I could sleep.

(I'm not going to put the unicorn down. I will use it for my advantage. Hah.)  

[VampressLeona]

Granted! You are put to sleep Arora style (as in sleeping beauty) but everything you dream turns into a nightmare (have fun being naked in front of your class giving a speech that you forgot about).
I wish to have the power to transport myself into movies of my choosing at anytime.  

[0Moon_Maiden0]

Granted!

Unfortunately you can't choose the theater and teleported into one during a fire and exits are blocked.

I wish for a pet humming bird.  

[Chaosctrl]

Granted! But the humming bird is a meanie, and pecks your eyes out.

I wish for a delicious sandwich.