~Corrupt A Wish~ (As seen on Chatterbox)

[Hypersanity]

Ok, here's how to play:

The first person says what they wish for, then the next person to post corrupts that wish, then wishes for something else.

EXAMPLE

"Dragriyu: I wish I could fly

Firoki: Granted, but you can only fly while holding a toaster.

I wish for invincibility."

Ok. Let's start.

I wish I had Harley Quinn from Batman was my personal slave.

 

[Colour Me Horny]

Granted, but Mr. Quinn cant be your slave unless its a friday. (he works for me those other days wink )

I wish I had a pet penguin biggrin  

[Imfl Olcutee]

Granted, but it bites you in the a** and runs away..

I wish I had a Ford Mustang GT... red.  

[`Gay Barbie Doll]

Granted, but you get into a car crash and have to pay to get it fixed within a week.

I wish I could go to next years GOTJ.

 

[Imfl Olcutee]

Granted, but on your way there, you lose all your identification cards..

I wish I didn't have to get a job =P  

[Juggalette_Kaumi_lee]

Granted but you now have to live with a Hommie untill you find a Job

I wish i didn't have to go to work today  

[Hypersanity]

Granted. But your got fired.

I wish I had some coffee right now.  

[Juggalette_Kaumi_lee]

Granted but you trip as your walking out the door with it and it spills
I wish I wasn't so Tired  

[Juggalo-Aies]

Granted. But you'll be stuck at work, pulling an all-nighter.

I wish I had a joint, blunt or shrooms  

[AdreanDelvortev]

Granted, but you tripped balls and woke up naked next to a dude, in Mexico

I wish I had my bong packed full (oh wait.... nevermind...lol twisted )  

[BelletheForgotten]

Granted but you lose your bong and cant find it the next morning

I wish i could ******** madrox razz  

[Juggalo-Aies]

Granted. But you wake up in vegas only to find it was an imposter who looked like Madrox.

I wish I was twenty-one, so I could buy some good drinks. Hint hint.  

[Imfl Olcutee]

Granted, but the day before you turn 21 they jack the drinking age to 23... wink

I wish I wasn't sick.  

[BelletheForgotten]

Imfl Olcutee

Granted, but the day before you turn 21 they jack the drinking age to 23... wink

I wish I wasn't sick.

granted but you sneeze a huge booger to get better and you cough so much that now your throat is sore. (sorry to hear your sick man hope you get bettter)

i wish ..... i was a horse LMAO  

[Imfl Olcutee]

Granted, but you end up being owned by a really abusive owner...

I wish I didn't have to go to the movies tonight... <.<

TruLetteFaygogirl

you cough so much that now your throat is sore.

OMG! That really happened to me yesterday... <.<