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The abstention from eating pork is one of the steps taken by Islam to practise hygiene and to attain purity of soul.
How vary clever of tehm. I bet tehy stole this great idea from teh j00z.
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A human being has natural desires: food, sleep and sex being the three primary ones.
Yup. Especially segz. It is teh primary human being natural desier.
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There is a saying in English that "a man becomes what he eats."
Vary true saying. I had a friend who once ate a cucumber adn teh he becaem a cucumber. Scary stuff.
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According to physicians and medical experts, pork is a harmful diet. Consumption of swine-flesh creates lowliness in character and destroys moral and spiritual faculties in a man.
Aye. Teh reliable medical doctorz learn this important fact in teh medical schoolz.
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Anything, which is harmful for the body, hurts the soul as well.
Except suicied bombing. It vary good for thy suol. Rewards thee with 72 virginz.
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Consumption of swine-flesh reduces the feeling of shame and as such the standard of modesty. Those nations, which consume pork habitually, have a low standard of morality with the result that virginity, chastity and bashfulness are becoming a thing of the past in Europe today.
Can't argue with this.
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The number of unwed mothers is on the increase despite of the use of pills and other contraceptives.
Probably becasue teh conraceptievs aren't really effectiev when combined with pork-heavy diet.
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According to a report, 60 to 70% of girls in Sweden become mothers before marriage. The formula of "skin to skin is no sin" is taking its toll but there is hardly any feeling of shame or remorse over the end-result.
Oh gnoes!1
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Since the European nations have become addicted to wine and pork, sexual freedoom with all its attendant evils has got ingrained in their culture.
Be afraid, be vary afraid! Not only does pork eating hurts thy body adn rots thy soul, it's also addictiev and leadz to sexual freedom, teh evilest evil nkown to teh humankind!!
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Consequently, homosexuality has been legalized by the British Parliament.
Haha, treats those brittons right! Yuo liek to eat pork?? Face teh consequences!!
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The Holy Qur'an has prohibited the swine-flesh, hence the Muslims would not dare touch it.
Don't evan daer to tuoch it! It my lead yuo to... teh sexual freedoom!!
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The Bible has also forbidden swine-flesh, but Christians disregarded this order and started consuming it.
Those Christian doodz must be stoopid. Tehy pretty much disregard teh first half of tehir holy book completely.
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The Europeans now proclaim that pork is a very powerful diet, rich in protein.
Feel da power!
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Some of them further argue that since there is a great scarcity of food-stuff in the world and swines are available in abundant quantity, they should be consumed in the diet to overcome the food shortage. If this argument is true, why don't they use dog's meat as dogs too are available in abundance? The Europeans perhaps hate the mere mention of dog's meat in the same way as the Muslims shun pork.
Maybe those Yuropean doodz simply don't liek teh taste of dog meat?? Better let teh mooslimz eat it tehmselves.
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Another wrong notion about swine-flesh is that its consumption lengthens life-span, although this is a pure myth and absurdity.
Never heard of this one. Butt since it's wromg, taht's ok.
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On the contrary, people, who abstain from pork and liquor, have a longer span of life.
Yeah, liquor is bad for yuor health. Drink red whine instead.
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As blood is virtually our life-stream and whatever we consume ultimately affects the blood system, it is, therefore, necessary to exercise choice in the selection of our food and drinks as part of the requirements of the Shariah.
Wordz of wisdom.
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There are certain food and drinks specified by Allah, and His Messenger Prophet Muhammad (peace be upon him) as forbidden. The prohibition of these food and drinks is not by any means an arbitrary action or an unwarranted decree of Allah. It is the first and foremost a divine intervention in the best interest of man and for his own benefit.
Peace be upon His Messenger Prophet Muhammad adn his divien intervention! Teh prohibition of pork eating si a true blessing!
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Reliable medical doctors and social scientists are able to realize how those food and drinks forbidden by Islam are harmful and destructive to the human spirit and morality as well as to the physique and moral fibre of man and to verify the benefits of Islamic legislations on the subjects.
Teh reliable medical doctorz are reliable. Probably meenz we can rely on tehm.
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The prohibition is based on the aim of the purification of one's nature, because food, when consumed, doesn't merely enter the stomach and intestines and become excreta. It is absorbed and metabolized into the system and circulated to all parts of the human body, including the brain, and this in no small way affects man's nature.
That explainz evrything! Waht can change teh nature of a man?? Eating pork, of cuorse!
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Take a look at the nature of the pig for example. The pig is naturally lazy and indulgent in sex, it is dirty, greedy and gluttonous. It dislikes sunlight and lacks the spirit and will to "fight." It eats almost anything, be it human excreta or anything foul and unwholesome. Amongst all animal flesh, pork is the favoured cradle of harmful germs. Pork also serves as a carrier of diseases to mankind. It is for this reason that its flesh is not suitable for consumption.
Yess! Also, don't eat vegetablez! Sure, tehy liek sunlight, butt they still are naturally lazy adn lack teh will to fight. Let's eat lionz instead! Tehy are so diligent, clean, kind, moderaet, braev and never haev sex befoer marriage.
BTW, yuo nkow waht's teh bestest food evar?? Samus! Eh so braev, kilz aleins adn doesn't afraid of anything! Want to be liek him?? Eat him!
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Some people have argued that the "modern pig" reared in farms is given only clean foods, therefore, its flesh should be consumable. The answer is that you may feed the pig on clean, wholesome food, but you can't change its nature. It is still a pig and will always stay so. A pig is not a plant and you cannot change it by bud-grafting.
Waht can change teh nature of a pig?? Nothing!
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*soem medical stuff*
Must be true. It's written by reliable medical doctorz adn supplemented by quotes from teh Glorious Qur'an!
