HEAR YE CITIZENS OF NOSGOTH! (Please Excuse the Cobwebs)

[MadxHatterxTeapot]

Glyph Network Presents: Circle of 9 News Network.

Also, I bring in the evening News Reports on Nosgoth too. Haha.

Good Evening, I'm Madame Hatter and I'm in tonight for The Former Balance Guardian Ariel this evening,

Striking reports have been made on new sightings of the great 'Hash a' Gik', over the past few months more and more hunters have come forward with statements involving the mythical demon and several religious worshippers of the 'Hash a' Gik' cult have begun to question the actual existence of the terrible demon. More on this story tonight at 6 o'clock.

Let's go over to the weather report with Sullivan P. Cakester, one of our beloved, if not slightly angry critters of Nosgoth.

Sullivan-

Sullivan: D< IT'S GONNA ********' RAIN ALL WEEK!

o3o. Ahem, ah, how about the forcast for next week?

Sullivan: Oh, well when you ask about next week, it's supposed to be nothing but cloudly, cool, with even cooler temperatures in the evening, along with the occasional fire arrows being shot at in the evening by Sarafan and Vampire Hunting Thuglets, next week looks good. 8D

Thanks Sullivan.

While we're at it let's go to the Mortality and (cough) a*****e! (cough) Room with Mortanius the Necromancer. Mortainus-

Mortanius: Vampire death rates are actually DOWN this week, Madame. Surprisingly it seems as though the Sarafan are finding it harder and harder to find vampires in Nosgoth Any longer-

I wonder why that may be? (sarcasm)

Mortainus: Well, I can tell you this, human death rates are up and the chaos factor isn't really helping the fact that Nosgoth is STILL out of Order.

Ah. Well, that's some good news. Hey! How 'bout the Kill Point factor between Kain and Raziel in the sports report. How does that look?

Mortainus: Well Madame, between the two Kain is TECHNICALLY in the lead, but Raziel's numbers have been staggeringly high this week-

Sullivan: Let me stop you right there because...I kinda contributed to that factor-


Sullivan: Well...As a mischevious and ANGRY bunny creature thing I have a tendency to not control my anger and I MAY have kicked him in the face and he's kind a hunting me down now...so...yeah.

D< Sullivan!!

Sullivan: We'll be back after these messages-Gotta run!

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And that's the Nosgoth News Report for the evening. Hope you all enjoyed that. XD Anybody else feel free to contribute and fictatious Nosgoth News Reports.  

[lilwriter23]

That has to be the first news report that hasn't bored me to near sleep.  

[QhaZomb]

This needs to be an announcement. XD

 

[MadxHatterxTeapot]

XD I know right? Lol. Wow. I'm glad it was entertaining.

Sullivan: Coming up on tonight's news-

I'M GONNA KICK YOUR a**!

Sullivan: Besides that, we have EXCLUSIVE interview footage with 'the baddest of the bad' with Baldy McPedostein!

Moebius: o____O Excuse me?

Sullivan: Oops! I'm sorry, I mean Moebius the Time Streamer (sneezes on purposes) ********! (sneeze) Bleh, bleh. Whoo. I must be catching a cold.

Plus we'll check up on our nature report with Merrival this evening.

Merrival: *has dug several holes* o3o; Ree?

All this and more on Circle of 9 News Network of Nosgoth. Tune in!  

[Moebius Time Lord]

I am not Baldy McPedostein

And I even got dressed for this supposed interview.
Just to satisfy the Cat Lady  

[MadxHatterxTeapot]

I apologize for that. Don't worry, we're still on for the interview. I think Sullivan got the cue cards messed up. He IS an a*****e you know?

Sullivan? >___> Your mom up a tree.

D< YOUR FACE! Anyways we'd be happy to interview you today. :3  

[MadxHatterxTeapot]

Glyph Network Presents: Circle of 9 News Network.

Good Evening, I'm Madame Hatter and I'm standing in once again this evening for Former Balance Guardian Ariel-

Sullivan: Go ahead and say it: She's not coming back. She's actually dead.

Ariel:
Sullivan: o____O Ahem. Moving on.

Well, anyways welcome to the Nosgoth Network News Report for the evening.

Tonight we'll be Interviewing Moebius the Time Streamer this evening, along with the nature report, and some other miscellaneous news important to Nosgoth.

Mortanius: Is it really THAT important to Nosgoth?


Sullivan: Yeah! So stfu and wait for your turn with the Death Reports.

Mortainus: I do sports too-

Enough! Now, to go on several striking reports of an increase in Hylden Job loss in the Hylden City has caused several riots involving hylden being...well Hylden and doing the only thing they know how to do whne faced with rejection (even in the job department apparently): revolt.

Azimuth, tell us, since you're so familiar with Hylden customs let me know what it's liek down there.

Azimuth: *covering self from debris being thrown around* Well Madame, it's tough to say. It's exactly what you see. It's a riot. There are picket-signs and things being thrown around.

I'm curious Miss Azimuth, is there any particular reason why the Hylden Authorities haven't dealt with this matter? o.o

Azimuth: Well, to be quite honest I don't think they give a damn.

Ah, well good luck getting out of that riot Azimuth and stay safe.

Azimuth: Thanks I- *gets bonked in the head* OW! Watch it!

In further news reports there was a recent outbreak of strange and...unusually dressed vampire hunters speaking some form of 'Latin gibberish' and covered in extremely bizzare headgabs and feathered armor. We'll go to the scene now with Sullivan. Sullivan?

Sullivan: *is up in a tree trying to get away from them* YOU GET ME THE ******** OUT OF HERE OR I'LL USE YOU AS MY NEXT PUNCHING BAG! And this time you won't be as lucky as Pianoface... -____-

Hunter: VAMPARI NO TE!

Hunter 2: Semo ei!

Hunter 3: Es un conejo!

Sullivan: D< ******** YOU! UNDERSTAND?! ********! F.U.C.K Y.O.U!

o____o Ahem. We'll get you out of there. Anyways, uhhh. Let's go to a commercial break and we'll be right back.  

[MadxHatterxTeapot]

Whoever made this into an announcement, Thank you for that. :3 *hands you candy*  

[lilwriter23]

I want candy...*sniffle*  

[MadxHatterxTeapot]

*gives* o3o;

Merrival: *runs through with a basket filled with it, frantic and frigthened* REE!

Sullivan: D< YOU RA TBASTARD GIMME THAT SUGAR!

Merrival: REEE! (nooooes!)  

[lilwriter23]

*eats candy* ^^ Sugar!

*picks up Merrival* Don't be mean Sullivan!


Can I help make a news thingy?  

[MadxHatterxTeapot]

Sure. ^o^ ::

Sullivan: I CAN be mean. Wanna know WHY? Because I just found out we're frickin' fraternal twins! Me and...HIM. It SUCKS. Now we ARE related.

Merrival: owo' Reee?

Sullivan: D< YOUR FACE!

He's always angry like this, don't worry.  

[lilwriter23]

*at Simon* Wow it is hard to believe that...Merrival's so much cuter...

I'm sorry for being mean...I just don't like getting yelled at by furry little animals...  

[Scrab Demon]

xd Heee, this is so cool. I can see this as a comic or something.

*raises hand * I'd like to help out!  

[MadxHatterxTeapot]

Sullivan: D< My name is SULLIVAN!

o3o; He doesn't like when his name is not said right. Or mistaken for something else. Unless you didn't mean it. Or were talking to someone else.

Merrival: >w< Reeee.

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Sure! We could always use more reporters!