So I told my boyfriend

[BluTheFox]

Well it went well and in my defense I thought he was one also. But his religion has alot to do with wolves. He even calls me his fox and puts a collar on me so YAYS ^_^. Sorry if this is kinda short an randoms its just I am so happy and had to tell someone.  

[Zanko-kun]

Congrats on coming out of the furry closet to your boyfriend 3nodding  

[Selene Aries]

Yay for sharing your hobby with your BF.  

[Jungle Boots]

i came out of the furry closet to a friend of mine whom i had been trying to woo into the sack... he didn't seem to mind the furryness, even though he was an ex 4-chan regular. also apparently he had dated a gay nazi furry in the past... whom gave him a giant stuffed tiger with a hole under the tail for a birthday gift. >.< he had many a wonderful stories involving that guy to tell as well. kind of made me feel rather shameful.

he didn't mind my sensibilities towards the fandom but regardless he didnt want to sex me. eh... some silly thing about already having a love of his life or some bs.pfft.

good thing we never got into a relationship though, even though im sure he would be nice, had i been in one with him i never would have actively searched out another partner and thus never would have come to find my current bf. Jon.

[edit] inb4 cool story brah  

[SierraTheWolfe]

Way to go and keep it going out there!  

[Jungle Boots]

okie! i will do!  

[Shakeidas]

Jungle Boots

i came out of the furry closet to a friend of mine whom i had been trying to woo into the sack... he didn't seem to mind the furryness, even though he was an ex 4-chan regular. also apparently he had dated a gay nazi furry in the past... whom gave him a giant stuffed tiger with a hole under the tail for a birthday gift. >.< he had many a wonderful stories involving that guy to tell as well. kind of made me feel rather shameful.

Do we get to hear any of these stories? Since I'm all curious now. In a morbid sort of way.  

[Jungle Boots]

they were short little accecdotes... nothing really epic or incredible.

but ill humor you i guess. you asked for it

i title this "heartbreak, holocaust and a hammer to the temple"

so first story about this guy: I was wearing an old Dead Kennedy's t-shirt when i met mat, the friend i wanted to do real bad. He commented on them saying he hated the Dead Kennedy's, and well... i'm a bit spineless when it comes to charismatic individuals such as mat was, so i kinda agreed with him, saying they were definitely overrated and pretty piss poor musicians. which is true to a degree, definitely overrated in the hardcore scene. the lead singer is a duche. but they are still one of my favorite bands. not to mention it was (at the time) my favorite t-shirt of all time. see im spineless..

anyway he goes off on a tangent after i agree with him, His ex, chris we will call him, used to drive a brand spanking new ford mustang. and EVERY SINGLE TIME mat drove with him in that car chris would blare the Dead Kennedy's. numerous times Mat would tell chris how much he hated the music. but i guess chris was a dickhead and didnt care.

so thats how mat learned to hate one of america's first great hardcore bands. and how i learned that im a spineless b*****d.

second story: after telling Mat that im a furry, well not really me telling him, my ex at the time Jeremy, whom introduced me to Mat, whom was jeremy's awesome best friend forever, told him i was a furry and that i was a Goat of all creatures.

Mat was like "OH GOD NO! you know i used to troll you dirty bastards all over 4chan. im famous on that site for it... among other reasons"

im like... ok... so you are a 4chan f*****t... cool... so what other reasons are you famous on 4chan for?

"oh well you see remember Chris?" "yep" "well he was a furry too. i never really realized it. Even when we were making out once and he was all like 'oooooh murrrrrrr'"

and i was like "OH GOD NO!"

"yeah... i didnt know that was a furfag term. yeah for some reason it never clicked. He told me later on that he was some sort of tiger dragon lion wolf thing. (ill be honest he exaggerating the combination of species im sure, but it is still tactlessly humorous so we will roll with it) And not only that but this chris guy was one of those furry's that thought he wasn't 100% human."

*face palm* (no offense meant to the furries that do feel that way... well not much offense... maybe a little.)

"yeah on top of that he had a demon spirit" ok yeah... come on.. thats just retarded.

and now you are wondering what does this have to do with matt's reputation on 4chan?

WWWEEEEEELLLL as said in the previous post, This chris guy was a bit of a whacko if you didnt notice. obviously gay, but also a neo-nazi. interesting combination. almost as interesting as his tiger dragon lion wolf combination you might think. WRONG!

well this chris had his oh so adored Nazi flag in his room. Mat once got drunk at chris's place and was probably inebriated with various other substances (ie coke head)... cause thats the kind of friends i have. jk... hes clean now. and got naked and rolled around with the flag around him like a toga and cape. unknown to him Chris took several photographs of him in several poses that would make a porn-star blush.

chris then uploaded them to 4chan... and Mat became famous for a few weeks. "legendary" in his own words.

third and final story: As many "hey now Matt this guy seems insane you really shouldn't date him" kind of moments as you may have had in reading what you have, he actually stayed with him for a seemingly long time. im not sure how long, but i assume at least several months.

so i on a lovely valentines day Chris calls Matt up "HEY MATTY I BOUGHT YOU A STUFFED TIGER! you should come over and see it!"

"uhh"

"if it makes you want to more i've cut a whole in its a** so you can ******** it when ever you want and think of me!"

"yeah..... about that...."

BROKED UP!

sad story i know...  

[Garek Maxwell]

Jungle Boots

And not only that but this chris guy was one of those furry's that thought he wasn't 100% human."

*face palm* (no offense meant to the furries that do feel that way... well not much offense... maybe a little.)

Not everyone feels human all the time. Some feel like a machine, others feel like ants, and now and now and then you find a few vampires lurking in the darkness.  

[XxUnleashedHeathenxX]

hmm..
I think it would not matter what you told him
Because if he was your real friend/bf then he would not care
what you were.  

[Pixeliciousness]

Wait, so we could potentially discover our life partner truely belived they where a robotic vampire ant?  

[Psycho Lee]

If my mate thought she was really a sparkly vampire I'd probably dump her body in a lake....

ninja  

[CyrusVillalobo]

ohhhhhh congrazetles,...ummm yay....  

[Shakeidas]

Dayumn, that Chris fellow sounds really, um... Yeah.

And the stuffed tiger incident on top of everything else. That's the sorta thing where you reeaaaalllyy should check if your partner's into it first.  

[Shakeidas]

But then the everything else should've been setting off alarms too.