Ermak Lorde Fan Club [ Please Post ]

[KiyaraSabel]

The ~OFFICIAL~ Ermak Lorde Fan Club

Post your worshipfulness to our devoted Guild captain! Post incessently to anno... er, uh... ninja PRAISE Ermak 3nodding Trust me He likes it, give lots of worship and praise to our spiffy leader-guy mrgreen *runs away and hides waiting to see the look on E-chans face when he reads this*  

[Ermak Lorde]

WHAT!!!!!?????? gonk scream O.o....@-@ What in the ABYSS are you DOING????????? I Don't WANT a "fan-club"??!!!!!  

[Eskevar Fire Cross]

Fan club?.......... I dont' want to be a rabid fan boy.......  

[Blue_Elf]

Ermak for president!  

[Ermak Lorde]

NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!! gonk gonk gonk gonk gonk stressed stressed stressed  

[The demon Angel]

*wanders in and starts forging membership applications*  

[Ermak Lorde]

NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! gonk  

[warwizardjerek]

::looks through applications:: Right on! Ermak is going for pres! ::votes for Ermak:: thumbs up to furry1337::  

[Ermak Lorde]

Why Me??? crying crying crying cry gonk gonk gonk  

[Saerenna]

Whoo! More use for my fangirlish...ness. stare xd Forgive me, but I've already promised my presidential vote to someone else.... But I'm really good at being a fangirl on the side! (Like how I'm from ShinRa, yet obsess over Sephiroth.... ^_^)  

[Ermak Lorde]

uh........fangirl?????? eek eek eek gonk gonk gonk RUN AWAY!!!!!  

[savanacat]

WOOT!! Yes! When I made the Temple of Nobu it got deleted! But now I get to taun..t..terrifcally worship our leaders! You deserve what you get Ermak!!

Anyway, I now have the official Ermak Lorde guidebook to fanclubness! It states the following rules for fan worship:
1) You must yell out 8 times a day, in front of a crowd of nonbelievers, that Ermak is the most high ruler of the Jenovah's Witnesses.
2) You must sacrifice either small mammals or a flower girl figurine to Seph...To ERMAK's statue twice monthly.
3) You must greet Ermak, whenever you chance upon him ( and you must endeavor to 'chance upon him' once a week), as the most supercalifragilsitic and awesome leder ever.
4) You must support His bid for the... twisted janitorial position most vigorously.
More shall be posted later after I translate the rest of the guidebook.  

[Saerenna]

*snort* Sadly enough I'll probably end up doing 1, 3 and 4..... sweatdrop xd  

[Misander]

*laughs at Ermak's pain and discomfort* Hey wait a minute sweatdrop AHHH FANGIRLS SAVE ME! *bolts off*  

[Your Eternal]

I vote Ermak For God! cause he is like god almost