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CFO Charles Ofdensen Vice Captain
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Posted: Tue Dec 08, 2009 9:05 pm
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As you all may know, becoming a Klokateer is not an easy process. Some, if not most of you, will probably be injured, maimed, or even killed during the screenings alone.
If you are still interested, knowing the full consequences and possibilities of your choice, please sign the below document.
"PAIN WAIVER"
Standard Issue Klokateer Waiver Version 1.0
As revised by Charles Foster Ofdensen
I, _________________________, do hereby waive all "life rights" including but not exclusive to the rights to breathe, see, move, et cetera upon the signing of this document.
Furthermore, I waive all rights of Legal Defense or Prosecution should I be burned, lacerated, eaten alive, poisoned, de-boned, crushed, or hammer-smashed.
I understand that there is in no way any financial compensation should I be completely killed.
Finally, I understand that should anything happen to me during my service that causes mental or physical alarm to any of the members of DETHKLOK I will be held accountable legally and financially whether or not I am living or dead.
Finally, thank you for deciding to serve DETHKLOK. We understand you have many METAL choices out there to be loyal to, and they will all be crushed by DETHKLOK.
_________________________ Printed Name
_________________________ Signature
_________________________ Date
(No, I did not write this. I did modify it, however.)
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Posted: Sat Dec 19, 2009 2:35 am
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Posted: Sun Dec 20, 2009 11:17 pm
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CFO Charles Ofdensen Vice Captain
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Posted: Sat Dec 26, 2009 6:58 pm
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Standard Issue Klokateer Waiver Version 1.0
As revised by Charles Foster Ofdensen
I, _Conner_, do hereby waive all "life rights" including but not exclusive to the rights to breathe, see, move, et cetera upon the signing of this document.
Furthermore, I waive all rights of Legal Defense or Prosecution should I be burned, lacerated, eaten alive, poisoned, de-boned, crushed, or hammer-smashed.
I understand that there is in no way any financial compensation should I be completely killed.
Finally, I understand that should anything happen to me during my service that causes mental or physical alarm to any of the members of DETHKLOK I will be held accountable legally and financially whether or not I am living or dead.
Finally, thank you for deciding to serve DETHKLOK. We understand you have many METAL choices out there to be loyal to, and they will all be crushed by DETHKLOK.
_Conner_ Printed Name
_Conner_ Signature
_Dec. 26, 2009_ Date
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Posted: Tue Dec 29, 2009 10:25 pm
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mystic shadow313 Standard Issue Klokateer Waiver Version 1.0 As revised by Charles Foster Ofdensen I, _ Conner_, do hereby waive all "life rights" including but not exclusive to the rights to breathe, see, move, et cetera upon the signing of this document. Furthermore, I waive all rights of Legal Defense or Prosecution should I be burned, lacerated, eaten alive, poisoned, de-boned, crushed, or hammer-smashed. I understand that there is in no way any financial compensation should I be completely killed. Finally, I understand that should anything happen to me during my service that causes mental or physical alarm to any of the members of DETHKLOK I will be held accountable legally and financially whether or not I am living or dead. Finally, thank you for deciding to serve DETHKLOK. We understand you have many METAL choices out there to be loyal to, and they will all be crushed by DETHKLOK. _ Conner_ Printed Name _ Conner_ Signature _ Dec. 26, 2009_ Date Your application, upon review, has been accepted. I've added you to the list.
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CFO Charles Ofdensen Vice Captain
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Posted: Tue Jan 05, 2010 6:44 pm
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"PAIN WAIVER"
Standard Issue Klokateer Waiver Version 1.0
As revised by Charles Foster Ofdensen
I, ____Praesagium____, do hereby waive all "life rights" including but not exclusive to the rights to breathe, see, move, et cetera upon the signing of this document.
Furthermore, I waive all rights of Legal Defense or Prosecution should I be burned, lacerated, eaten alive, poisoned, de-boned, crushed, or hammer-smashed.
I understand that there is in no way any financial compensation should I be completely killed.
Finally, I understand that should anything happen to me during my service that causes mental or physical alarm to any of the members of DETHKLOK I will be held accountable legally and financially whether or not I am living or dead.
Finally, thank you for deciding to serve DETHKLOK. We understand you have many METAL choices out there to be loyal to, and they will all be crushed by DETHKLOK.
___Praesagium Chemistry___ Printed Name
____Prae_________________ Signature
_______January 5, 2010_____ Date
Do I get a cookie now? Preferably one not laced with arsenic.
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Posted: Tue Jan 05, 2010 7:13 pm
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Praesagium "PAIN WAIVER"
Standard Issue Klokateer Waiver Version 1.0
As revised by Charles Foster Ofdensen
I, ____Praesagium____, do hereby waive all "life rights" including but not exclusive to the rights to breathe, see, move, et cetera upon the signing of this document.
Furthermore, I waive all rights of Legal Defense or Prosecution should I be burned, lacerated, eaten alive, poisoned, de-boned, crushed, or hammer-smashed.
I understand that there is in no way any financial compensation should I be completely killed.
Finally, I understand that should anything happen to me during my service that causes mental or physical alarm to any of the members of DETHKLOK I will be held accountable legally and financially whether or not I am living or dead.
Finally, thank you for deciding to serve DETHKLOK. We understand you have many METAL choices out there to be loyal to, and they will all be crushed by DETHKLOK.
___Praesagium Chemistry___ Printed Name
____Prae_________________ Signature
_______January 5, 2010_____ Date
Do I get a cookie now? Preferably one not laced with arsenic. You signed the waiver, I can promise nothing.
I'll add you to the list.
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CFO Charles Ofdensen Vice Captain
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Posted: Thu Feb 04, 2010 8:57 pm
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"PAIN WAIVER"
Standard Issue Klokateer Waiver Version 1.0
As revised by Charles Foster Ofdensen
I, _____kumiko hasegawa____________________, do hereby waive all "life rights" including but not exclusive to the rights to breathe, see, move, et cetera upon the signing of this document.
Furthermore, I waive all rights of Legal Defense or Prosecution should I be burned, lacerated, eaten alive, poisoned, de-boned, crushed, or hammer-smashed.
I understand that there is in no way any financial compensation should I be completely killed.
Finally, I understand that should anything happen to me during my service that causes mental or physical alarm to any of the members of DETHKLOK I will be held accountable legally and financially whether or not I am living or dead.
Finally, thank you for deciding to serve DETHKLOK. We understand you have many METAL choices out there to be loyal to, and they will all be crushed by DETHKLOK.
_kumiko hasegawa________________________ Printed Name
_____kumiko____________________ Signature
________february 4, 2010_________________ Date
can i be in housekeeping? im quite good at it. like, laundry and stuff like that. biggrin
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Posted: Fri Mar 12, 2010 7:32 pm
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"PAIN WAIVER"
Standard Issue Klokateer Waiver Version 1.0
As revised by Charles Foster Ofdensen
I, tsukasa wave, do hereby waive all "life rights" including but not exclusive to the rights to breathe, see, move, et cetera upon the signing of this document.
Furthermore, I waive all rights of Legal Defense or Prosecution should I be burned, lacerated, eaten alive, poisoned, de-boned, crushed, or hammer-smashed.
I understand that there is in no way any financial compensation should I be completely killed.
Finally, I understand that should anything happen to me during my service that causes mental or physical alarm to any of the members of DETHKLOK I will be held accountable legally and financially whether or not I am living or dead.
Finally, thank you for deciding to serve DETHKLOK. We understand you have many METAL choices out there to be loyal to, and they will all be crushed by DETHKLOK.
tsukasa wave Printed Name
TsUkAsA wAvE Signature
3/12/2009 Date
(No, I did not write this. I did modify it, however.)
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Posted: Fri Apr 16, 2010 5:42 pm
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"PAIN WAIVER"
Standard Issue Klokateer Waiver Version 1.0
As revised by Charles Foster Ofdensen
I,Lord HinataHyuga08, do hereby waive all "life rights" including but not exclusive to the rights to breathe, see, move, et cetera upon the signing of this document.
Furthermore, I waive all rights of Legal Defense or Prosecution should I be burned, lacerated, eaten alive, poisoned, de-boned, crushed, or hammer-smashed.
I understand that there is in no way any financial compensation should I be completely killed.
Finally, I understand that should anything happen to me during my service that causes mental or physical alarm to any of the members of DETHKLOK I will be held accountable legally and financially whether or not I am living or dead.
Finally, thank you for deciding to serve DETHKLOK. We understand you have many METAL choices out there to be loyal to, and they will all be crushed by DETHKLOK.
___Lord HinataHyuga08______________________ Printed Name Lord HinataHyuga08_________________________ Signature
_____April 16th,2010____________________ Date
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Posted: Mon Apr 19, 2010 9:38 am
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"PAIN WAIVER"
Standard Issue Klokateer Waiver Version 1.0
As revised by Charles Foster Ofdensen
I, SuitePee, do hereby waive all "life rights" including but not exclusive to the rights to breathe, see, move, et cetera upon the signing of this document.
Furthermore, I waive all rights of Legal Defense or Prosecution should I be burned, lacerated, eaten alive, poisoned, de-boned, crushed, or hammer-smashed.
I understand that there is in no way any financial compensation should I be completely killed.
Finally, I understand that should anything happen to me during my service that causes mental or physical alarm to any of the members of DETHKLOK I will be held accountable legally and financially whether or not I am living or dead.
Finally, thank you for deciding to serve DETHKLOK. We understand you have many METAL choices out there to be loyal to, and they will all be crushed by DETHKLOK.
__suitepee_____________________ Printed Name
suiteppe Signature
_____april 19 2010____________________ Date
(No, I did not write this. I did modify it, however.)
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Nathan Explosions Vice Captain
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Posted: Mon Apr 19, 2010 11:07 pm
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Posted: Sat May 08, 2010 12:17 am
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CFO Charles Ofdensen
"PAIN WAIVER"
Standard Issue Klokateer Waiver Version 1.0
As revised by Charles Foster Ofdensen
I, Squire of Shadows , do hereby waive all "life rights" including but not exclusive to the rights to breathe, see, move, et cetera upon the signing of this document.
Furthermore, I waive all rights of Legal Defense or Prosecution should I be burned, lacerated, eaten alive, poisoned, de-boned, crushed, or hammer-smashed.
I understand that there is in no way any financial compensation should I be completely killed.
Finally, I understand that should anything happen to me during my service that causes mental or physical alarm to any of the members of DETHKLOK I will be held accountable legally and financially whether or not I am living or dead.
Finally, thank you for deciding to serve DETHKLOK. We understand you have many METAL choices out there to be loyal to, and they will all be crushed by DETHKLOK.
Squire of Shadows Printed Name
Squire of Shadows Signature
5/8/2010 Date
(No, I did not write this. I did modify it, however.)
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Posted: Sat May 08, 2010 12:19 am
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