About Charles...

[totally not Toki]

Charles the llama.

Charles the manager guy gots him for me for Christmas. c: He ams very healthy! Drinks lots of bleach to keeps his insides clean and fresh. We gots matching hats!

Sometimes he spits at my face. confused

and he kicks me alot.

So... what dos I feeds him?  

[Confectionery Pastry]

there's this wonderful Llama food called C4. It also comes with a detonator that explodes the flavor in his stomach!  

[CFO Charles Ofdensen]

Grass, Toki. Feed him grass.  

[Confectionery Pastry]

Feed hmi C4 Toki. Grass ams poisons.  

[totally not Toki]

Grass or C4? Grass or C4?

What goes best with bleach? neutral  

[Confectionery Pastry]

C4.  

[CFO Charles Ofdensen]

Feed it grass, or it will... hamburger time.  

[Confectionery Pastry]

He's a robot Toki, he wants you and Charles to... Hamburger Time.  

[Nathan Explosions]

give him Pizza  

[totally not Toki]

Ams so confused! I don't wants llama Charles to hamburger time! Loves him. cry He's the new bestest friends I ever had.

C4, yes... grass, no?

Ams supposed to drink 8 glasses of bleach a day for a healthy colon, right?

how many slices of pizza?

@___@;

Llama Charles ate a few of my socks... ams that okay?  

[i am disappoint]

Thems need to eat the llama foods, like pellets and seeds treats and also biscuit.  

[Confectionery Pastry]

Toki, the all want him to hamburger time. He needs C4 and two cups of bleach a day.  

[totally not Toki]

Biscuit ams carbmocograytes... that'd makes him fat and gives him diabeetus.  

[totally not Toki]

C4 and two cups of bleach. Okay. Ams we set on this?

Charles Jr.: Nyerrrrrgggggh! -spit-

...takes that as a yes. neutral  

[CFO Charles Ofdensen]

Sugar daddy donut

He's a robot Toki, he wants you and Charles to... Hamburger Time.

For god sake, I gave him the damn llama. *Facepalm*