Why did you kill the avi above you?

[Maggoty Anne]

Why did you kill me?  

[Kakei Setsunai]

Stinky breath.  

[Wanderer Ganglari]

Kept throwing those damned leaves up in the air.

 

[Henneth Annun]

Wouldn't stop hitting me with that annoying tail.  

[master_maji]

cause i can't stand that candle!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! stressed  

[SADERR]

It is impossible to say how first the idea entered my brain, but, once conceived, it haunted me day and night. Object there was none. Passion there was none. I loved the old man. He had never wronged me. He had never given me insult. For his gold I had no desire. I think it was his eye! Yes, it was this! One of his eyes resembled that of a vulture -- a pale blue eye with a film over it. Whenever it fell upon me my blood ran cold, and so by degrees, very gradually, I made up my mind to take the life of the old man, and thus rid myself of the eye for ever.

(Okay, sorry I had to quote Poe thar).

But really? Those friggin' eyes do creep me out. O.O  

[master_maji]

you didn't like mah eyes  

[Rellik San]

For being a skeletal ninja not a lich ninja.  

[master_maji]

for looking at me with your light eyes!!!  

[Wanderer Ganglari]

For creeping out the rest of the guild with those eyes.

 

[fishkisser22]

because I could ninja  

[Wanderer Ganglari]

Because she could.

 

[Lybido Alastar]

for breathing  

[Whisper Gently]

For riding my little pony.

 

[Henneth Annun]

For growing her hair so long that I trip over it every time I get near her. stressed