Care for the Corrupt Wish Game?

[CitrusAttackxD]

Anyway, being the first to post a game, I decided to do one of my favorites: The Corrupt Wish Game.
Examples should get you guys going <3:

Player 1: I wish that I was...
Fa-fa-fa-fabuloouuussss~

Player 2: You were so "Fa-fa-fa-fabulous" that everyone got jealous, thinking that your fabulous-ness, when rubbed would rub off. Thus you were grated on a large human grater, being grated into convient slices of fabulousness...and blood.
I wish that I had a cookie and a more positive sense of humor.

Player 3: After Obtaining your cookie (it was chocolate chip btw) your positive sense of humor made everyone laugh...even you o_o! Thus you laughed so hard you couldnt breathe and you died.
I wish that I could fly.

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So anyway you guys get it?
You make the wish above you go wrong and make your own wish.
Pretty simple huh? (and fun)

Here we go =]!

I wish candy fell from the sky <3.

 

[Dat Hatter]

So much candy fell from the sky that every one pigged out ( including you) That you all got diabetes the world ran out of insolen and you all died.

I wish i had Grimmjow Jaggerjaques as a b***h  

[CitrusAttackxD]

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So much candy fell from the sky that every one pigged out ( including you) That you all got diabetes the world ran out of insolen and you all died.

I wish i had Grimmjow Jaggerjaques as a b***h

o_o...

Inoue came with Uluquiorra, threw herself on Gimmjow, he fell in love, you said NO YOU'RE Mine BETCH D:<. Then Grimmjow betched you out and you became sad forever in love with PePé Le Pew <3 (lol wtfruit?)

I wish that I could ride a unicooooooooooooooorrrrrrnn =D!  

[Dat Hatter]

The unicorn would eventually get pissed at you and be all like Hoe get off me! And stab you with his horn. And you will forever have a hole in your chest!


I wish i was a model.  

[CitrusAttackxD]

You became a model but became so vain, suddenly all the models were becoming taller (I know where this is going) you drank so much milk you exploded ;_; but no worries <3 everyone still loved the milk rain =D!

I wish I ... -cough- could be a guy for one day xp  

[Dat Hatter]

You would get so hung up on testosterone you rape a chick she gets pregnant you get sent to jail for life no probation! :]



I wish my life was an anime ( Have fun with this one XD)  

[CitrusAttackxD]

I cosplayer I

You would get so hung up on testosterone you rape a chick she gets pregnant you get sent to jail for life no probation! :]



I wish my life was an anime ( Have fun with this one XD)

WHOA CHIZZLIEFLAKES DX MAYBE THE GIRLS WAS ON..IDK..ESTROGEN?!!?? anyway...


hurmm... in the anime you are to be the hero bu then the hero dies DX then gets ressurected as a squirrel that had to communicate with this girl to go back to where he died so that he may be ressurected BUT teh girl died and he switcched to other girls andthey died and yeah neutral really crappy anime story.

I WISH I WAS A COW  

[Dat Hatter]

Your a cow that live on a little peaceful cow farm and you think lifes good free food lots of sexy man cows BUT THEN!!! You get sent to the slaughter house and turned into steak!


I wish i was ichigo kurosaki!  

[Tama Koimi]

Quote:

I wish i was ichigo kurosaki!

you become ichigo but then u get attacked by hollows and get eaten in the face


i wish i was a suicide bomber  

[CitrusAttackxD]

Tama Koimi

Quote:

I wish i was ichigo kurosaki!

you become ichigo but then u get attacked by hollows and get eaten in the face


i wish i was a suicide bomber

You becamea suicide bomber and er.. well doesnt this speak for itself...hmm..You were eating pie and suddenly you realized a bomb was in the pie and in ur tummy you exploded from the inside out ;_;

I wish I could ride in a

wahmbulance WHAMBULANCE wahmbulance

 

[Tama Koimi]

Quote:

i wish i was a suicide bomber



You becamea suicide bomber and er.. well doesnt this speak for itself...hmm..You were eating pie and suddenly you realized a bomb was in the pie and in ur tummy you exploded from the inside out ;_;

I wish I could ride in a

WHAMBULANCE

u ride in a whambulance but they make a sharp turn u fall out and get run over by a taxi

i wish i was a fishy  

[Dat Hatter]

Tama Koimi

Quote:

i wish i was a suicide bomber



You becamea suicide bomber and er.. well doesnt this speak for itself...hmm..You were eating pie and suddenly you realized a bomb was in the pie and in ur tummy you exploded from the inside out ;_;

I wish I could ride in a

WHAMBULANCE

u ride in a whambulance but they make a sharp turn u fall out and get run over by a taxi

i wish i was a fishy

You get eaten bye kisame

I wish i was a used tampon ( IDK LOL)  

[CitrusAttackxD]

I cosplayer I

Tama Koimi

Quote:

i wish i was a suicide bomber



You becamea suicide bomber and er.. well doesnt this speak for itself...hmm..You were eating pie and suddenly you realized a bomb was in the pie and in ur tummy you exploded from the inside out ;_;

I wish I could ride in a

WHAMBULANCE

u ride in a whambulance but they make a sharp turn u fall out and get run over by a taxi

i wish i was a fishy

You get eaten bye kisame

I wish i was a used tampon ( IDK LOL)

o_o lmfaoaoaskg the girl that used you was pms'in like a thunderstorm. You got so bloody (and UGH teh stentch DX!) that you passed a way o_o...

I wish I was a Soy Joy Bar lmaoz =D ima be eaten for shur?  

[Dat Hatter]

My friend opened up a soy joy bar ( you ) And got really horny and used it as a d***o!


i wish i had a Klondike bar