The Nursery

[Queen Sarafina]

I had the vampire hostess club turned into a nursery for our expecting Raziel~

It wont be long now until the baby comes, but until then, here you can get updates on his condition and fawn over him and the baby.

Keep in mind, this is a nursery, so no smoking or drinking or sexually harassing Raziel. 3nodding

 

[Reaver Of Souls Raziel]

*sulking because he's being forced to remain here for the remainder of his pregnancy*

Do I have to sleep in this big, girly bed? It's a bit much...  

[Scrab Demon]

Enjoy it while you can, Raz. I doubt you'll be pampered like this again.  

[Reaver Of Souls Raziel]

I really do enjoy not getting raped everyday.



Ironic, now I'm in the unbelievable horny stage of my pregnancy, I think @///@  

[QhaZomb]

Sorry I was gone so long.
My dad stole the computer while I was in the shower.

The room looks lovely, Sarafina. 3nodding

 

[Queen Sarafina]

Why thank you, m'dear whee
/wrist

 

[Reaver Of Souls Raziel]

*writes valentines for a lack of anything better to do*  

[QhaZomb]

I do sing Mark It Up well, don't I? ;D

 

[Reaver Of Souls Raziel]

Yes, apparently you have a very fat voice rolleyes  

[QhaZomb]

Well, I do think I sound the best when singing low notes.

 

[trash witch]

*poofs back into the guild for the first time in a week*

...Apparently I missed some stuff.

Recap of recent events plz. Mostly why this thread exists. ._.

 

[QhaZomb]

I knocked up Raziel and now he's carrying my
little Pyramid Head/Nosgothic vampire child. :D

We're naming her Rose Toblerone Razielim.

Also, she'll probably be born with the helmet, much to Raziel's discomfort.

 

[trash witch]

...Wat.

 

[QhaZomb]

Trust me, sugar. The more you think about it, the more it hurts the head.

You could have Scrab explain everything in disgusting detail later if ya want.

 

[trash witch]

No, I'm fine.

The internet has provided enough mental trauma recently that I can't hold any more.