how REAL men cook bacon

[Solo The FireLion]

 

[Man of the Demoneye]

Even looks like it is cooked perfectly. Good thought.  

[Floyd]

Aren't you worried the smell of cooking bacon would give away your position? rofl

Seriously, the fact that a lot of gunners would pour oil over hot barrels during long fire fights would put me off that idea.  

[Fresnel]

Floyd

Aren't you worried the smell of cooking bacon would give away your position? rofl

The smell of cooking bacon while shooting is actually rather cathartic. I think my SMLE was packed in pork fat at one point in its life.  

[Das Rabble Rouser]

Floyd

Aren't you worried the smell of cooking bacon would give away your position? rofl

Seriously, the fact that a lot of gunners would pour oil over hot barrels during long fire fights would put me off that idea.

That reminds me of The Lost Battalion where the allies put coffee grounds and stuff in their fires to fool the Germans they were just making breakfast.  

[Man of the Demoneye]

Got a little hungry.  

[Kuuhaku-shou]

Floyd

Aren't you worried the smell of cooking bacon would give away your position? rofl

Seriously, the fact that a lot of gunners would pour oil over hot barrels during long fire fights would put me off that idea.

In Italy, for thirty years under the Borgias, they had warfare, terror, murder and bloodshed,
but they produced Michelangelo, Leonardo da Vinci, and the Renaissance...

Just use COOKING oil ;D

... In Switzerland they had brotherly love, they had five hundred years
of democracy and peace, what did they produce? The cuckoo clock.

 

[Das Rabble Rouser]

 

[Mr Savoy]

Das Rabble Rouser

Is... Is that an alarm clock that cooks bacon right before it wakes you up? eek

I would love that. Bacon can wake me. An alarm cannot.  

[Fresnel]

Das Rabble Rouser

 

[Das Rabble Rouser]

That invention will make millions!  

[Variola Major]

Fresnel

Das Rabble Rouser

I must have one!  

[ArmasTermin]

Bacon clock is a brilliant idea. But wouldn't you have to leave the uncooked bacon sitting there for hours before it started cooking? Sounds unsanitary.  

[Variola Major]

ArmasTermin

Bacon clock is a brilliant idea. But wouldn't you have to leave the uncooked bacon sitting there for hours before it started cooking? Sounds unsanitary.

It won't go bad in only 8-10 hours if put into the clock strait from the fridge.  

[Das Rabble Rouser]

Variola Major

ArmasTermin

Bacon clock is a brilliant idea. But wouldn't you have to leave the uncooked bacon sitting there for hours before it started cooking? Sounds unsanitary.

It won't go bad in only 8-10 hours if put into the clock strait from the fridge.

If the cooking compartment were insulated that would help out a lot.