Screw, Marry, Kill

[boo u suck]

Some of you may have heard of this game, basically:

You get 3 names (famous people, people from history, fictional characters, anyone really)
You have to pick one you would screw, one you would marry, and one you would kill
You have to do one of each, you can't kill all three

I'll start, the next person can answer and come up with a new one for the following person


Since my mind is on Harry Potter:

Harry, Ron and Hermione  

[Zephynoir]

Screw Ron, marry Hermione, and kill Harry. that was the easiest decision i nmy entire life. Now, wait, am I allowed to screw Hermione, at a later date...?

Oprah, Kesha, and Leeroy Jenkins  

[Toontastic]

Screw Leroy, Marry Oprah and kill Ke$ha. (What? I'd go gay for a piece of Oprah's empire. D: )

Jenifer Aniston, Bilbo Baggins and Steve Buscemi.  

[Zephynoir]

Screw Steve, marry Jen, and kill Bilbo.

Frodo, Sam, and Smeagle(sp?){Lord of the Rings, obviously}  

[Zephynoir]

Screw Burton's, marry the original, and kill Disney's

santa, tooth Fairy, Easter Bunny?  

[boo u suck]

Screw Tooth Fairy, marry Santa, kill Easter Bunny.

Brittany Spears, Paris Hilton and Bill Clinton.  

[Prince-I]

Screw Paris, Marry Bill (and divorce for the cashola), Kill Spears

Chewbacca, Eddie Murphy, Share Bear  

[pineapple07]

Hmm....

Screw Eddie, Marry Chewbacca, Kill Share Bear.

Jack Skelington, Richard (see sig below), or Christopher Robin (please direct all wtf's to my husband)  

[annador]

Screw Christopher Robin, (at this point, he's probably older than me, so it's statutory rape.. jkjk) Marry Jack Skelington, Kill Richard.

Adolf Hitler, Joesph Stalin, Heinrich Himmler (.. direct the "wtf"s of this post to my brother.. )  

[boo u suck]

Screw Himmler, marry Stalin, kill Hitler.

Marge Simpson, Abraham Lincoln, and the Queen of England.  

[Zephynoir]

Screw Abe, mary queen, and kill Marge.

Dumbledore, Snape, Hagrid  

[Prince-I]

Screw Hagrid, Marry Dumbledore, Kill Snape

Michelin Man, A member of the Navi Clan (Avatar), Duke Nukem  

[boo u suck]

Screw Duke Nulem, marry member of the Navi clan, kill Michelin Man.

Quirell, Lockhart, and Umbridge.