For those of you who don't know, the site "Dolphinmania" is closing later tonight.
Because of this, a lot of Gaians will be looking for somewhere to quickly and easily earn their gold.
I'd suggest we gently nudge them in the direction of zOMG!.
Now, yes, I can be the one to do this.
But I'm no wordsmith.
Anything I come up with will probably be incredibly corny and stupid sounding.
I mean, it'll be that way on purpose, but it'll sound like a Bob's Discount Furniture commercial.
You know. The one with the yelling and the talking couches.
Which, while great, isn't the most persuasive thing in the world.
Anyway.
Would anyone like to step up with a clever catchphrase or beautifully written persuasive essay?