Tacticool contest

[Das Rabble Rouser]

I posted this in the GD thread and got an idea. Let's make our guns tacticool. The most tacticool gun gets bragging rights I guess. Let's see how ridiculous this gets.

I'm surprised nobody has proposed this yet.  

[Fresnel]

Thumbnailed, because EAT A d**k.  

[Das Rabble Rouser]

5 taped mags? Wow. xd  

[Fresnel]

Das Rabble Rouser

5 taped mags? Wow. xd

164 rounds, counting the +1, a laser sight, and an EOTech. I'd have put a foregrip on it too, but that'd be photographic evidence of a felony.

On the upside, if you use the mag on the farthest right, the other ones shield your head and neck from incoming boolets. xd  

[ArmasTermin]

That looks hard to beat, but I shall try.  

[Fresnel]

Yes, both actions correctly cycled. No, it's probably not strong enough to hold the shotgun in place during firing.  

[Das Rabble Rouser]

Left to right here's what I mounted.

1. Optical scope for long distance noobery
2. Cell phone mount to call the police after you accidentally shoot someone because you are an idiot.
3. MP3 player mount to listen to music while acting like an idiot.
4. Revolver under barrel attachment which doubles as a foregrip.
5. Flashlight so you can shoot like a dumbass in the dark.
6. bayonet

The flashlight is hard to see. It's mounted with the bayonet. The tape is black, the barrel is black, and so is the flashlight. The "bayonet" is actually a throwing knife.  

[Valkyrie Hatter]

Das Rabble Rouser

Left to right here's what I mounted.

1. Optical scope for long distance noobery
2. Cell phone mount to call the police after you accidentally shoot someone because you are an idiot.
3. MP3 player mount to listen to music while acting like an idiot.
4. Revolver under barrel attachment which doubles as a foregrip.
5. Flashlight so you can shoot like a dumbass in the dark.
6. bayonet

The flashlight is hard to see. It's mounted with the bayonet. The tape is black, the barrel is black, and so is the flashlight. The "bayonet" is actually a throwing knife.

Dumbass weapon of the week award.  

[090Freak090]

HelloJohnnyBlade

Das Rabble Rouser

Left to right here's what I mounted.

1. Optical scope for long distance noobery
2. Cell phone mount to call the police after you accidentally shoot someone because you are an idiot.
3. MP3 player mount to listen to music while acting like an idiot.
4. Revolver under barrel attachment which doubles as a foregrip.
5. Flashlight so you can shoot like a dumbass in the dark.
6. bayonet

The flashlight is hard to see. It's mounted with the bayonet. The tape is black, the barrel is black, and so is the flashlight. The "bayonet" is actually a throwing knife.

Dumbass weapon of the week award.

I seriously hope you are kidding....  

[Valkyrie Hatter]

Das Rabble Rouser

Left to right here's what I mounted.

1. Optical scope for long distance noobery
2. Cell phone mount to call the police after you accidentally shoot someone because you are an idiot.
3. MP3 player mount to listen to music while acting like an idiot.
4. Revolver under barrel attachment which doubles as a foregrip.
5. Flashlight so you can shoot like a dumbass in the dark.
6. bayonet

The flashlight is hard to see. It's mounted with the bayonet. The tape is black, the barrel is black, and so is the flashlight. The "bayonet" is actually a throwing knife.

I've also realized if you were retarded enough to shoot that revolver you'd blow off the magazine tube bolt, bayonet, that gay little flashlight and the muzzle of the rifle.

Someone has to try and top this for the sake of my own amusement.  

[Valkyrie Hatter]

090Freak090

HelloJohnnyBlade

Das Rabble Rouser

Left to right here's what I mounted.

1. Optical scope for long distance noobery
2. Cell phone mount to call the police after you accidentally shoot someone because you are an idiot.
3. MP3 player mount to listen to music while acting like an idiot.
4. Revolver under barrel attachment which doubles as a foregrip.
5. Flashlight so you can shoot like a dumbass in the dark.
6. bayonet

The flashlight is hard to see. It's mounted with the bayonet. The tape is black, the barrel is black, and so is the flashlight. The "bayonet" is actually a throwing knife.

Dumbass weapon of the week award.

I seriously hope you are kidding....

I was lacking a better comment at the time.  

[Fresnel]

HelloJohnnyBlade

Das Rabble Rouser

Left to right here's what I mounted.

1. Optical scope for long distance noobery
2. Cell phone mount to call the police after you accidentally shoot someone because you are an idiot.
3. MP3 player mount to listen to music while acting like an idiot.
4. Revolver under barrel attachment which doubles as a foregrip.
5. Flashlight so you can shoot like a dumbass in the dark.
6. bayonet

The flashlight is hard to see. It's mounted with the bayonet. The tape is black, the barrel is black, and so is the flashlight. The "bayonet" is actually a throwing knife.

I've also realized if you were retarded enough to shoot that revolver you'd blow off the magazine tube bolt, bayonet, that gay little flashlight and the muzzle of the rifle.

Darwin award is eminent.

 

[Das Rabble Rouser]

HelloJohnnyBlade

I've also realized if you were retarded enough to shoot that revolver you'd blow off the magazine tube bolt, bayonet, that gay little flashlight and the muzzle of the rifle.

Someone has to try and top this for the sake of my own amusement.

Seriously why so serious? Everything you post seems to be about how everyone is wrong and how you have to correct them. All the "faults" you are "correcting" are pretty much the whole point of this thread. It's about making stupid weapon configurations that are supposed to "look cool" without serving any real purpose.  

[Valkyrie Hatter]

Fresnel

HelloJohnnyBlade

Das Rabble Rouser

Left to right here's what I mounted.

1. Optical scope for long distance noobery
2. Cell phone mount to call the police after you accidentally shoot someone because you are an idiot.
3. MP3 player mount to listen to music while acting like an idiot.
4. Revolver under barrel attachment which doubles as a foregrip.
5. Flashlight so you can shoot like a dumbass in the dark.
6. bayonet

The flashlight is hard to see. It's mounted with the bayonet. The tape is black, the barrel is black, and so is the flashlight. The "bayonet" is actually a throwing knife.

I've also realized if you were retarded enough to shoot that revolver you'd blow off the magazine tube bolt, bayonet, that gay little flashlight and the muzzle of the rifle.

Darwin award is eminent.

Expect it because I'm stupid enough to think ICP is cool.  

[Das Rabble Rouser]

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