Free gold if you make me laugh random number of gold

[xXHarm_Love_TakesXx]

If you make me laugh so hard i start weezing i will give you 100k gold.
If you get me to laugh so hard i am rolling around on the ground i will give you 75k gold.
If you get me to laugh hard i snort you get 50k gold.
Any other things 100-10k gold

If you roll 25,50,25,100,125,150,175,200(you can add the two numbers up) I will give you 3k gold.  

[AB91]

The one who makes you cry isn't worth your tears.

rofl

The one who is worth your tears would never make you cry.

 

[I-troubled commando-I]

I was talking about putting a bottle of hand sanitizer in my backpack and I blurted out, "I have to be careful or it might come out all over everything." TWSS.

Today in math class, some kid was having trouble with the pencil sharpener. My math teacher stopped mid-sentence to tell him, "Put it in further and push harder!" TWSS

I was playing fishing on my friend's Wii with her brother, but was having trouble catching any fish because he was so experienced. Without thinking, I yelled "Damn it Adam, I could actually get some if you didn't keep pulling out so fast!" TWSS.

I was in biology class and we were outside identifying trees. One tree had buds that tasted like peanuts, according to the teacher, so my friend tried one. 15 minutes later, she tells me "I still have the taste of nuts in my mouth!" TWSS

This guy asked me to help him get a labeled paper in a platic paper holder thing, and with out thinking, I told him "The opening is in the back, so you kind of have to slide it in from below." TWSS
hope you guys liked these!!!
i found them at twssstories.com
TWSS= thats what she said btw...  

[Sabaku no Neji]

Three blondes walked into a bar. ... You'd think one of them would've ducked!  

[Briarcliff Manor]

ok, so, these two random people who I don't know started fighting, so I said "I can't stand to see people fight, so let me sit down"  

[cupcake - happy90]

omg this is hard but its worth a try
gosh iam suppose to be good at this but no!!!!!!!!!!! ok hear it comes

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no serious visit this page
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it a joke read the hole thing its really funny mrgreen dramallama dramallama dramallama


and if u dont mind i will try the random number  

[Naruto Nine Tail Fox5000]

whats the diffrene between a hooker and a drug dealer the hooker can wash her crack and sell it again  

[Buuteefulll]

theres a mexican and a black guy in a car whos driving?






a cop! hahahaha  

[iiEveeBoo]

this is so funny smile
http://www.youtube.com/v/tXXZpr8YlSI?fs=1&hl=en_US"> name="allowFullScreen" value="true">
if it dont show up then go to youtube.com
and type in: cazwell ice cream truck  

[The Master Time Lord]

This is funny as hell.  

[PurpleGlitterRose]

I knew a blonde that was so stupid that.......

* she called me to get my phone number.

* she spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice box because it said "concentrate."

* she put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to make up her mind.

*she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order.

*she sent me a fax with a stamp on it.

*she tried to drown a fish.

*she thought a quarterback was a refund.

*she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death.

*she tripped over a cordless phone.

*she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.

*she asked for a price check at the Dollar Store.

*she studied for a blood test.

*she thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats.

*when she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, she moved.

*when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 bus twice instead.

*when she took you to the airport and saw a sign that said "Airport Left" she turned around and went home

rofl  

[Vampurrrrr]

If you don't find these funny, you has no humour! xP

 

[stephanie430]

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[evelyn430]

http://www.myhotcomments.com/graphics/5638 http://www.myhotcomments.com/graphics/4062 http://www.myhotcomments.com/graphics/18657 http://www.myhotcomments.com/graphics/4827 xd rofl