Weird dreams, man...

[Queen Sarafina]

I was taking a nap and I guess my subconscious decided that I haven't had a LoK dream in awhile so it decided to throw it in there... in the weirdest way possible.

It was like... you know those hilarious bootleg toys? Like this? Or the knock-off toys Mike Mozart reviews http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PUupjGCC0S4 be sure to check out his channel, too, there's some funny stuff there~

Anyway, about my dream, in it I rented a game that was suppose to be like a RPG adventure type game, but to my surprise, there was a picture of Raziel on it... actually, two pictures. In one he looked normal, even though it was just his silhouette, but in the other picture, it looked like someone had painted over the avatar of a succubus from World of War Craft to make it look like Raziel... even if it still had the boobs and the damn mouth over the cowl! They didn't call her Raziel, I can't remember what name they gave her, it was something like 'soul eater', basically one big rip-off of Raziel. And you'll never guess! She ate souls!

So out of morbid curiosity, I get the game, not even worrying that it might give my wii a virus... hee, sexual innuendo... *ahem* Anyway, I pop it in, and I start off in a place that looks like the plains of Grand Fantasia (A online MMO I used to play) but the monsters look like they're straight out of Monster Hunter Tri... even if the graphics didn't. The graphics were like an even worse version of World of War Craft.

Speaking of World of War Craft, all the playable characters you got were avatars you could get in WoW. I remember thinking in the dream 'LOL, Blizzard is going to sue somebody~'

So I look for the Raziel succubus avatar (such a weird sentence right there) but instead of being a succubus, it was just the normal Raziel sprite from SR1! Before I was amused, but when they were ripping Raziel off so blatantly, I actually remember getting really pissed.

I don't remember much else from the dream besides getting chased by a bunch of monsters that looked like Popo from Monster Hunter, but after that, I had a series of dreams, like one where I was starring in a Home Alone 4 movie alongside the now thirty-year-old Macaulay Culkin. The dream - or should I say nightmare - ends with the whole cast, including Macaulay Culkin, going on to have a successful movie career while I don't. *sob*

Anyway, what a funny story, huh? /Tommy Wiseau voice

Just thought I'd share my dream with you since it was weird and LoK---ish...  

[Lieutenant Turel]

Your dream now leaves me with several questions and only some I would like answered.

What does a Raziel Succubus look like?
How do I get such a dream?
The game was for the Wii?!
What were you on when you got such a dream.

Otherwise, funny story  

[Seraphim Skye]

Whatever you're on, I want some.
Like, right now XD  

[ArkRaptor]

Beats my dream about my character Enotivarg
and some guy named Antony
who looked kinda like Tim from Marble Hornets
that I had last night.

 

[Queen Sarafina]

To answer Turel's questions in order

Strange yet strangely arousing
Take naps at weird times
Yes
Chocolate milk

*gives Sera some chocolate milk*

Care to share with us, Kitty?  

[ArkRaptor]

I'd rather not. :I

 

[Queen Sarafina]

Okee-dokee then.  

[trash witch]

Red Pyramid Kitty

Beats my dream about my character Enotivarg
and some guy named Antony
who looked kinda like Tim from Marble Hornets
that I had last night.

Speaking of Marble Hornets and Slendy-related horrors:

Should I write a slendystory? y/n >:I

And like make mock journals and scan them. And draw the encounters since my photoshop skills are nil.

I have everything planned, I just have to get off my a** and do it.

Also I need to work on the ending. :c

 

[trash witch]

Also <3 The Room poll.

OH HAI DOGGY

 

[Queen Sarafina]

CHEEP CHEEP CHEEP CHEEP!  

[trash witch]

PUT YOUR STUPID COMMENTS IN YOUR POCKET








Oh hai Sara~

Also the game version of The Room on Newgrounds is awesome. <3

 

[Queen Sarafina]

LOL, I totally didn't see the ending to that game coming

I wish I had found more spoons, though...  

[Lieutenant Turel]

Chocolate Milk? Fascinating  

[Queen Sarafina]

Oh, I also had some mint chocolate~  

[Lieutenant Turel]

Was the chocolate milk spiked?