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PostPosted: Tue Oct 12, 2010 8:33 pm


So, I found this topic in the forums, and it got me thinking: What has anime taught me? Below is my statement. What's yours? What has anime taught you?

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Anime has taught me.....

- That the average anime character's body contains about 47 gallons of blood.
- That honorifics are important, so get 'em right!
- Even elementry school students dress like sl*ts.
- Boys can be pretty, and with a proper wig, can pull off being a girl.
- White hair is hot.
- The gay guys are always cute and/or hot.
- Girls and boys look good with cat ears.
- A relationship between a 6th grader and a 12th grader can be hot. (Sorry, that's Shugo Chara. ^.^"' )
- The more messed up a person's childhood is, the more fans he/she has.
- If a robot looks like a human, it has funny ears so you know it's a robot.
- Most robots are female with male owners.
- There are things called host clubs.
- The Edo Period was/is a big thing in Japan.
- The school and class set-ups are really weird compared to American style classrooms.
- Students have a lot of time on their hands.
- Most school uniforms have the girls in really short skirts.
- If you have one hot person and one cute person, no matter what the age difference (but usually stays above 15) and cercumstances, fans usually want them to scr*w each other.
- Fanfics are generally messed up and stray from the anime's plot in order to fufill the writer's disires.
- A romantic plot can be repeated over and over again and somehow it never gets old.
- Most people run away from their problems, causing their friends to chase after them.
- Any girl who is crazy, dim-witted, and a mad scientist should be feared by the world.
- Some Japanese.
- Some Japanese history.
- Groping is very common on trains, so there are some trains that are for women only.
- Hentai is targeted for an audiance of ugly old men who can't get l**d anymore.
- Un-natural colored hair is actually natural unless the person really did dye it.
- No person has the exact same cell phone as the other.
- In anime, the Japanese people look American, especially the blonde ones.
PostPosted: Tue Oct 12, 2010 10:38 pm


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PostPosted: Wed Oct 13, 2010 5:26 am




Oooh, what interesting stuff!!
What i've learned by watching anime (except the already mentioned above)


Hair can, and does often, defy gravity through all possible means.

Do not EVER!!! mix technology and organic materials, science is baad!!

It's perfectly fine to use children for fighting and as your own personal slaves

People easily survives a fall of 3 stories plus, as long as it makes fun of them

No one reacts if you beat someone up in public

Perverts are one of the most common "bad" stereotypes

All children and cute people have large eyes

Most people have itty-bity mouths until they need to use them

Crazy colors of hairs and eyes naturally given to the person is perfectly normal

Sexual harassment is perfectly fine, as long as it's hot

Men usually looks like boys/ or girls/ when being the fitting "woman" of a gay relationship

Glasses makes a person interesting

People eat strange foods in other countries

People looking lazy or tired are usually very strong willed and strong physically once they begin to work

Tall people are really nice

Crossdressing is extremely popular through all ages

Foreign people and languages are incredibly attracting

Ugly people barely exists, and if they do, they are usually ignored or hated




-i think _:'3

it's quite hilarious what you learn -no ^_^-?
PostPosted: Wed Oct 13, 2010 6:01 am


Here's what I learned!


It's common to ask "Where are you touching?!" or say "What's where's you're touching!" when some one's trying to rape/molest you.

In almost every yaoi manga/mangaka, most women don't have actual faces, just noses and mouths.

There are robotic cat's.

Sexual harassment is common in the workplace.

Having a neighbor who breaks a hole in your wall and you two never get it repaired is fine with your landlord AFTER he freaks out for a few moments.

The land lord is a child... Probably 11... But I'm not holding that to anything.

Cross dressers make men go gay.

When you are bleeding, no immediate medical attention is needed, you have about seventy gallons of blood left.

When you have a nosebleed, it's either a tiny one, or a massive one that sends you flying back, there is no in-between.

When you see someone who attracts you, blushing all over your face is normal.

Defying gravity is common, defying the lays of physics is okay too.

You can never have too many men in your harem.

When in doubt, cut it out. Cutting your wrists is more common with ukes.

Men mistaken for women will usually get molested on trains.

Men with glasses are hot.

Don't touch the mad scientists plants... unexpected things my friend... Unexpected things...

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PostPosted: Wed Oct 13, 2010 2:03 pm


Here's what manga and anime have taught me...

heart All white hair and purple eyes are perfectly normal on a teenage boy (I'm looking at you, Zero Kiryu!)
heart Incest is best! (-shiver-)
heart Ugly people don't exist. They just don't. It's impossible for an ugly person to live past birth.
heart A five-foot tall teenage girl can survive a jump from a second-story office window and go on with her night unharmed.
heart Hot guys must be angsty.
heart It's perfectly fine for a teenage boy to be in a host club where he's paid to date women sometimes twice his age.
heart Twins must always hate each-other. Otherwise, they must do everything in unison. No in-between.
heart A school will allow its students to carry guns and other such weapons on campus. No exceptions.
heart Men must be the dominant figures in all relationships. Always.


Ah, manga and anime... how I love it so.
PostPosted: Wed Oct 13, 2010 4:57 pm


A person in the middle of something can change into a stubby/unrealistic version of themselves in the blink of an eye
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PostPosted: Wed Oct 13, 2010 6:18 pm


Anime Taught me...

arrow The supernatural are everywhere, we just don't know it

arrow It is perfectly acceptable to bribe little kids with candy

arrow Your reality in your head will never happen, and if it does, it is really twisted and demented in its own way
PostPosted: Thu Oct 14, 2010 5:06 am


i learned a lot of good morals from anime

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PostPosted: Thu Oct 14, 2010 6:24 am


wahmbulance Evil people don't exist, everyone has their good and dark sides
wahmbulance Red eyes and black hair is hot
wahmbulance Super short skirts are VERY popular in Japan
wahmbulance Vampires DO exist
wahmbulance People who always smile are usually really sad inside
wahmbulance Perverts are everywhere, look out girls -.-
wahmbulance Gay relationships are quite acceptable in Japan
wahmbulance Cute girl+cold guy makes a good pairing
wahmbulance Almost every situation can make a comedy if you change a point of view
PostPosted: Sun Oct 17, 2010 3:59 pm


Love/Hate relationships are healthy, and always work out in the end.

Lesbians are teenage girls commonly found in all-girls schools

The most popular romances contain at least partner that is feminine in appearance, or personality, and said "feminine" character is usually submissive.

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PostPosted: Sun Oct 17, 2010 5:15 pm


- If you are stabbed through a million times with a blade, it is nearly impossible for you to die.

- You have to reveal your entire life story to your enemy before you fight him/her.

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PostPosted: Mon Oct 18, 2010 11:32 am


I learned a lot from reading manga~

* Stuff about guys, and being cute around em.
*Patience in love is key to success
* Good date Ideas and conversation.
* How to kill someone in under 4 minutes includes get away
* how to confess my love to the guy i like without thinking im completely stupid only a little!

ANime tought me a lot too!

How to be a ninja and work on my skills
how to be curteous toward other peoples opinions
How to end up living with the person you like razz

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PostPosted: Mon Oct 18, 2010 3:32 pm


no matter what happens the more you yell the stronger you are.
the longest speech is always ignored (save your breath)
PostPosted: Fri Oct 22, 2010 8:16 pm


Anime has taught me how to cosplay correctly... and that the Japanese are WAY more creative than us Americans.

"DOWN WITH BRITANIA! LONG LIVE JAPAN!!!!!!" LOL! blaugh Code Geass!

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PostPosted: Fri Oct 22, 2010 9:35 pm


Anime tought me how to draw anime XP!!
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