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jordan woahh rolled 2 20-sided dice:
1, 1
Total: 2 (2-40)
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 Posted: Tue Dec 07, 2010 5:01 am
 "Come get some, grunnies!" screams Jordan, preparing to attack. But the grunny evades!
"What?! This cannot be! YOU WON'T GET AWAY WITH THIS, GAMBINO!"
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jordan woahh rolled 2 20-sided dice:
6, 7
Total: 13 (2-40)
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Posted: Tue Dec 07, 2010 5:04 am
Suddenly, another grunny appears! "I'll get you this time!" she yells. She chucks her final Galaxy Grenade at the grunny, but it misses. "Who made these darned things?!" she wonders. "But I got these from Ian. I don't
understand. It.. it's almost as if someone wants me to fail!"
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jordan woahh rolled 2 20-sided dice:
8, 10
Total: 18 (2-40)
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Posted: Wed Dec 08, 2010 10:38 am
"Another day, another mission," Jordan mutters. "Or at least, it would be if I could beat these grunnies."
She aims, fires, and misses again! "At this rate, Gambino might actually win..."
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jordan woahh rolled 2 20-sided dice:
16, 13
Total: 29 (2-40)
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Posted: Wed Dec 08, 2010 10:40 am
"No! We've beaten him before, we can do it again!" Spotting a grunny, Jordan hurls a grenade.
It knocks the grunny back and hits it, doing 13 damage! "Now we're talking!"
The grunny has 27 HP remaining.
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jordan woahh rolled 2 20-sided dice:
2, 1
Total: 3 (2-40)
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Posted: Thu Dec 09, 2010 9:22 am
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jordan woahh rolled 2 20-sided dice:
10, 17
Total: 27 (2-40)
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Posted: Thu Dec 09, 2010 9:23 am
Jordan's second attack connects, dealing a whopping 17 damage! "Defeat Gambino and save Modmas.
That was the mission, but he's gotten stronger, it seems. I haven't gotten weaker... have I?"
The grunny has 10 HP remaining.
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jordan woahh rolled 2 20-sided dice:
17, 15
Total: 32 (2-40)
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Posted: Fri Dec 10, 2010 2:29 pm
After replenishing her stock of grenades for the day, Jordan spots the wounded grunny.
She stealthily aims and hits it for 15 damage! And it's down!
Victory! The grunny has 0 HP remaining.
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jordan woahh rolled 2 20-sided dice:
3, 12
Total: 15 (2-40)
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Posted: Fri Dec 10, 2010 2:45 pm
Gambino hadn't been idle. He had been watching the battle the whole time, of course. "Let the puny Gaians come!"
he laughed. "If they thought the grunnies were all I had in store, my name isn't Johnny K. Gambino,
the richest and greatest man in the world! It would not be wise to underestimate me!"
"Understood," replied Labtech 1337. "I will get rid of them, sir."
* * *
Jordan hadn't been idle either. Well aware that Gambino had more than grunnies up his sleeve, she was
prepared. Spotting Labtech 1337, she threw her grenade. "Silly Gaian," he said, dodging the attack
with ease. "Did you really think you could defeat me with that toy?"
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jordan woahh rolled 2 20-sided dice:
20, 6
Total: 26 (2-40)
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Posted: Sat Dec 11, 2010 10:20 am
"Give up, girly," sneered Labtech 1337. "You cannot save Modmas!"
"Oh yeah?" asked Jordan, hitting him for 6 damage.
The labtech has 54 HP remaining.
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jordan woahh rolled 2 20-sided dice:
8, 15
Total: 23 (2-40)
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Posted: Sat Dec 11, 2010 10:29 am
"It's going to take a lot more than that to take me down!" he adds, laughing while dodging the next attack.
"Come, try again! I would very much like to see your pathetic face when you fail!"
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jordan woahh rolled 2 20-sided dice:
7, 2
Total: 9 (2-40)
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Posted: Sun Dec 12, 2010 7:06 pm
Phased by the insult, Jordan's next grenade misses!
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jordan woahh rolled 2 20-sided dice:
16, 5
Total: 21 (2-40)
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Posted: Sun Dec 12, 2010 7:07 pm
... but not for long! Coming to her senses, she knocks him back for 5 damage!
"Now, will you please shut that ugly face of yours up already?!"
The labtech has 49 HP remaining.
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jordan woahh rolled 2 20-sided dice:
20, 17
Total: 37 (2-40)
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Posted: Mon Dec 13, 2010 7:51 pm
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jordan woahh rolled 2 20-sided dice:
6, 19
Total: 25 (2-40)
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Posted: Mon Dec 13, 2010 7:52 pm
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