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Zorlock Darksoul rolled 2 20-sided dice:
12, 13
Total: 25 (2-40)
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Posted: Tue Dec 07, 2010 6:52 am
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Day 1, Attack 1 HIT! 13 damage! 27 HP remaining!
On a chilly night in December, Zorlock Darksoul sits quietly in his home just south of Barton, reading his copy of the Dungeon Master's Guide for D&D v3.5. Yes, he is that nerdy. But suddenly, a commotion outside draws his attention. With a grumble of irritation, he sets the book aside and peers out the window. To his astonishment, he sees a horde (swarm? flock?) of Grunnies rampaging through the streets!
Having absolutely no experience in actual combat, Zorlock does the only sensible thing: he grabs a giant candy cane from his Closet of Good Lord I Have a Lot of Stuff in My Inventory and rushes outside to do battle with the dangerous creatures.
As soon as he opens the door, a single Grunny launches itself at his throat, snarling as only a mutant green rabbit can. More out of reflex than skill, Zorlock swings his "weapon", attempting to knock the little creature away. To his surprise, the swing connects! A loud *whack* sounds as the oddly solid and heavy candy cane collides with the Grunny's skull, sending it sprawling.
Taking a moment to congratulate himself, Zorlock steps outside and looks around. He sees several other Gaians braving the onslaught of Grunnies. The rational part of his mind tells him to get the **** back inside and wait this out, but the battle frenzy has already planted itself firmly within him.
A low growl sounds nearby, and Zorlock realizes the Grunny he struck down wasn't killed, but merely stunned. He tightens his grip on the candy cane, making a mental note to give it a properly epic name later, and readies himself for the Grunny's next attack.
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Zorlock Darksoul rolled 2 20-sided dice:
9, 3
Total: 12 (2-40)
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Zorlock Darksoul rolled 2 20-sided dice:
6, 20
Total: 26 (2-40)
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Zorlock Darksoul rolled 2 20-sided dice:
10, 14
Total: 24 (2-40)
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Posted: Wed Dec 08, 2010 7:06 am
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Zorlock Darksoul rolled 2 20-sided dice:
11, 12
Total: 23 (2-40)
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Posted: Thu Dec 09, 2010 6:33 am
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Zorlock Darksoul rolled 2 20-sided dice:
6, 1
Total: 7 (2-40)
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Posted: Thu Dec 09, 2010 6:36 am
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Zorlock Darksoul rolled 2 20-sided dice:
13, 8
Total: 21 (2-40)
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Posted: Fri Dec 10, 2010 6:27 am
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Day 4, Attack 1 HIT! 8 damage! 0 HP remaining! Grunny has been defeated!
With no weapon in hand and his escape route blocked by a tree, Z considers himself Grunny food. He stands up, ready to meet his end, and-
...Wait a minute. Tree?
Tree!
Taking a chance, Z turns around and kicks the tree as hard as he can. To his delight, several gold coins fall from the branches, raining down upon the Grunny and severing that final thread of life.
His enemy defeated, Zorlock strikes a victory pose and hums a little tune. He gathers up the gold, thanking his lucky stars that he lives in a world where money actually grows on trees.
Reclaiming his lost weapon, Xmas Cheer, he glances around. Other Gaians have also managed to put down some Grunnies, and the area seems safe for now. Zorlock decides to investigate some other neighborhoods.
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Zorlock Darksoul rolled 2 20-sided dice:
18, 3
Total: 21 (2-40)
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Posted: Fri Dec 10, 2010 6:50 am
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Day 4, Attack 2 HIT! 3 damage! 57 HP remaining!
Before he sets off, Zorlock slips back into his house for a moment. He digs around in his Closet and stuffs a few choice items into his hat (which serves as a Bag of Holding, for any other D&D nerds who might be reading). Feeling more prepared for whatever he might face, he heads back outside and proceeds north.
It doesn't take long for him to reach the next neighborhood, where he finds what appears to be a large storage crate. Bits of green fur and a familiar smell suggest this crate once held Grunnies. "This must be the source of our local infestation," Zorlock muses aloud.
"Right you are, clever Gaian," comes a raspy voice. From behind the crate steps a man with pasty skin and sunken eyes. His labcoat, formerly white, is now covered in stains of blood and other substances. He walks with a slight stoop, and only a vague shred of humanity is visible in his face. A Labtech, Zorlock realizes.
A thin smile spreads on the Labtech's lips. "If you've made it this far, then you've gotten past the Grunnies. That means you're a suitable specimen. I hope you don't mind if I pick at your brain for a while."
Zorlock shoulders his candy cane. "You want to ask me questions?"
The Labtech sneers. "No, I mean I want to literally pick at your brain. With this." A scalpel slips into his hand, and with surprising dexterity, the Labtech hurls the knife at Zorlock.
Z barely manages to evade, and he looks from the Labtech to his candy cane with a grimace. "Sorry, Xmas Cheer. I think I need an upgrade for this battle." Taking off his hat, he stuffs the candy cane in and pulls out his Lunar Scythe, then replaces his headgear and brandishes the new weapon.
The Labtech rubs his chin. "Interesting. You want to fight me? It would be easier on us both if you simply surrendered." With a flick of his wrist, the Labtech gains another scalpel and hurls it. Zorlock twirls the scythe, suddenly glad he spent all those hours playing around with it, and deflects the projectile back toward the Labtech.
The knife nicks him on the shoulder, and the Labtech frowns in annoyance. "How troublesome. It appears you won't be cooperating. I suppose I must take you by force."
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Zorlock Darksoul rolled 2 20-sided dice:
1, 14
Total: 15 (2-40)
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Posted: Sat Dec 11, 2010 7:55 am
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The Labtech tosses two more scalpels. Z ducks behind a rock to evade them, and he realizes he'll have to close the distance between them if he wants to win this battle. But he doesn't think he'll be able to keep deflecting shots with lucky scythe twirls. Reaching into his hat, he pulls out his Human's Makeshift Shield, a beat-up stop sign from a previous Halloween event. Hefting that and his Lunar Scythe, he charges out from the behind the rock, running toward where he last saw the Labtech and taking a swing with the scythe when he nears.
Unfortunately, the Labtech is no longer there, having repositioned himself on the roof of a house. Z feels a little foolish for not checking before he ran out, but it's too late to correct himself now. With swift reflexes, he dives behind a house, avoiding another barrage of surgical knives, and pauses to rethink his strategy.
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Posted: Sat Dec 11, 2010 7:57 am
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Zorlock Darksoul rolled 2 20-sided dice:
8, 3
Total: 11 (2-40)
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Zorlock Darksoul rolled 2 20-sided dice:
20, 18
Total: 38 (2-40)
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Posted: Sun Dec 12, 2010 8:16 am
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Zorlock Darksoul rolled 2 20-sided dice:
20, 7
Total: 27 (2-40)
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Posted: Sun Dec 12, 2010 8:18 am
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Zorlock Darksoul rolled 2 20-sided dice:
11, 2
Total: 13 (2-40)
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