Integer Saves Modmas

[integer01853]

let er roll.......

Integer sneaks up and gags green grunny #1 until it gets greener and falls to the ground.

Enemy: Grunny #1 AC:10 HP:40
Rolled AC:16
Rolled damage:15
After successful attack
Remaining enemy HP:25
Remaining daily attacks:1  

[integer01853]

gag that green grunny again...

Integer strikes again turning green grunny's growl into a groan with another successful attack!

Grunny #1's AC: 10 HP: 25
Rolled AC: 14
Rolled damage: 19
Attack: Successful
Remaining enemy HP: 6
Remaining daily attacks: 0

"I'll be back tomorrow you green grunny goop;
you're green grunny guts will make green grunny soup!"  

[integer01853]

I'm baaaaack!

Don't get excited green grunny, you're through
I'll finish you off with roll number 2

Enemy: Green grunny #1 AC: 10 HP: 6
Rolled AC: 7
Rolled damage: 10
Attack: Unsuccessful
Remaining enemy HP: 6
Remaining daily attacks: 1  

[integer01853]

Look out, here it comes you miserable beast
I come quite prepared for my green grunny feast.

Enemy: Green grunny #1 AC: 10 HP: 6
Rolled AC: 2
Rolled damage: 12
Attack: Unsuccessful
Remaining enemy HP: 6
Remaining daily attacks: 0

Well it looks like you got the upper hand on roll 2
Maybe I'll just make LIVE green grunny stew.

I'll be baaaaaack!!!  

[integer01853]

There comes a rustle; could it be from the bushes?
Green grunnies attacked as they rest on their tushes?

Enemy: Green grunny #1 AC: 10 HP: 6
Rolled AC: 13
Rolled damage: 12
Attack: Successful
Remaining enemy HP: 0
Remaining daily attacks: 1

Green grunnies less one now lay down in their beds
As visions of Integer dance through their heads.

Integer saved Modmas from grunny number one
But knows that tier two has more work to be done.  

[integer01853]

I enter the lab and what do I see?
NOTHING!!!
All the lab techs are hiding from me.

Enemy: Lab tech AC: 12 HP: 60
Rolled AC: 13
Rolled damage: 13
Attack: Successful
Remaining enemy HP: 47
Remaining daily attacks: 0

With time of the essence that hiding wasn't funny,
So I lured out a lab tech with poisoned stewed grunny.
The poison did damage though not a whole lot
But there's plenty more poison in that stewed grunny pot.  

[integer01853]

That lab tech is crazy, and weird, and aloof
Today I'll entice him with green grunny soup

Enemy: Lab tech AC: 12 HP: 47
Rolled AC: 16
Rolled damage: 16
Attack: Successful
Remaining enemy HP: 31
Remaining daily attacks: 1

He swallowed the poison two days in a row
His HP is dropping, albeit slow.  

[integer01853]

Lab tech come join me, it's time for lunch.
For desert we'll have green grunny cookies that crunch.

Enemy: Lab tech AC: 12 HP: 31
Rolled AC: 14
Rolled damage: 3
Attack: Successful
Remaining enemy HP: 28
Remaining daily attacks: 0

You don't like the cookies? You barely ate one.
Tomorrow I'll bring you a green grunny bun.
It's secret ingredient will make you feel great!
Breakfast's at seven; please don't be late.  

[integer01853]

Hmmm...The lab tech is missing, perhaps he's off pissing (does anybody even read these? lol)
When he gets back?
Another poison attack.

Enemy: Lab tech AC: 12 HP: 28
Rolled AC: 14
Rolled damage: 8
Attack: Successful
Remaining enemy HP: 20
Remaining daily attacks: 1

A simple shooting would have been so much faster
But also bring attention to the impending disaster.
So even though death by poison is slow
That is the route I'll continue to go.  

[integer01853]

That lab tech is getting suspiscious you see,
He might be expecting attack number three.

Enemy: Lab tech AC: 12 HP: 20
Rolled AC: 16
Rolled damage: 7
Attack: Successful
Remaining enemy HP: 13
Remaining daily attacks: 0

Lab tech complains "I have cramps in my tummy",
I'll have to be careful with that poison green grunny.  

[integer01853]

Today is the day that grunny poison should work
I just can't wait to get rid of that jerk.

Enemy: Lab tech AC: 12 HP: 13
Rolled AC: 5
Rolled damage: 12
Attack: Unsuccessful
Remaining enemy HP: 13
Remaining daily attacks: 1

Maybe attacking with poison was wrong,
Killing this lab tech is taking too long.  

[integer01853]

Persistent I am so I"ll give it one more try,
Maybe this time I'll get rid of this guy.

Enemy: Lab tech AC: 12 HP: 13
Rolled AC: 16
Rolled damage: 16
Attack: Successful
Remaining enemy HP: 0
Remaining daily attacks: 0

I got him, I did it, I killed him you see,
Tomorrow I'm off to tackle tier three.  

[integer01853]

Enemy: Gambino AC: 16 HP: 70
Rolled AC: 5
Rolled damage: 4
Attack: Unsuccessful
Remaining enemy HP: 70
Remaining daily attempts: 1

Obviously I'll need a new strategy to cause Gambino harm,
Wait until he sees me with my new bionic arm!  

[integer01853]

*bionic arm winding up for a BIG roll!

Enemy: Gambino AC: 16 HP: 70
Rolled AC: 2
Rolled damage: 2
Attack: Unsuccessful
Remaining enemy HP: 70
Remaining daily attacks: 0

All right...all right...so I forgot to charge the bionic arm battery.
JEESH! Nobody's perfect!  

[integer01853]

Shhhhhh...let's sneak up on him. ninja

Enemy: Gambino AC: 16 HP: 70
Rolled AC: 2
Rolled Damage: 12
Attack: Unsuccessful
Remaining enemy HP: 70
Remaining daily attacks: 1

redface OK...putting battery into bionic arm now.