I am apparently Es' secretary, so....

[AlphaBlonde87]

Welcome to the office of _xX Es-One Xx_. I am his personal secretary. He is not available at this time, if you have a message for him, I will be happy to deliver it to him. Have a nice day. ^_^  

[The Defective Detective]

Please be sure to give him this 5,000,000 page memo for me. Thank you ^^  

[AlphaBlonde87]

Sacred Flowers

Please be sure to give him this 5,000,000 page memo for me. Thank you ^^

you mean that huge stack of papers that has been sitting here for him since last month?
I'll make sure to give it to him when he comes back on in an hour. XD  

[iSports Fanatic]

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Can you tell him that he could save an average of $500 dollars a year by switching to Geico? surprised

/shot

 

[AlphaBlonde87]

iSports Fanatic

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Can you tell him that he could save an average of $500 dollars a year by switching to Geico? surprised

/shot

lol will do ^_^  

[Virgo Whiskers]

Please let him know this this is his bank calling. There have been some concerns about the charges on his account and I need his to verify his bank account number, routing number, SSN, any and ALL credit card numbers, his mother's maiden name, and any other highly personal and confidential information that he might think helpful. Thank you.  

[AlphaBlonde87]

Miakayuuki78

Please let him know this this is his bank calling. There have been some concerns about the charges on his account and I need his to verify his bank account number, routing number, SSN, any and ALL credit card numbers, his mother's maiden name, and any other highly personal and confidential information that he might think helpful. Thank you.

lol all too easy to get.(not really). But I will get them to you as soon as I can. XD  

[_xX Es-One Xx_]

FFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU! LOL  

[AlphaBlonde87]

*hands Greg Aly's 5 million page memo, and all the other messages left for him*

Hope you have fun with these. ^_^  

[iSports Fanatic]

_xX Es-One Xx_

FFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU! LOL

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You may now be prepared for calls at 5 in the morning made by automated voices offering you car insurance at 'unbelievable' prices. surprised

 

[_xX Es-One Xx_]

iSports Fanatic

_xX Es-One Xx_

FFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU! LOL

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You may now be prepared for calls at 5 in the morning made by automated voices offering you car insurance at 'unbelievable' prices. surprised

My license is suspended, so I doubt they could get my business  

[iSports Fanatic]

_xX Es-One Xx_

My license is suspended, so I doubt they could get my business

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It sure as heck won't stop them from trying. lol

 

[AlphaBlonde87]

_xX Es-One Xx_

iSports Fanatic

_xX Es-One Xx_

FFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU! LOL

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You may now be prepared for calls at 5 in the morning made by automated voices offering you car insurance at 'unbelievable' prices. surprised

My license is suspended, so I doubt they could get my business

and i don't have my license or a car yet i keep getting stuff for car insurance.  

[The Defective Detective]

Squeakers1

_xX Es-One Xx_

iSports Fanatic

_xX Es-One Xx_

FFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU! LOL

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You may now be prepared for calls at 5 in the morning made by automated voices offering you car insurance at 'unbelievable' prices. surprised

My license is suspended, so I doubt they could get my business

and i don't have my license or a car yet i keep getting stuff for car insurance.

And because I am the one to drive the both of them around, i suppose i will have to silence my phone around that time every morning.  

[AlphaBlonde87]

Sacred Flowers

Squeakers1

_xX Es-One Xx_

iSports Fanatic

_xX Es-One Xx_

FFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU! LOL

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You may now be prepared for calls at 5 in the morning made by automated voices offering you car insurance at 'unbelievable' prices. surprised

My license is suspended, so I doubt they could get my business

and i don't have my license or a car yet i keep getting stuff for car insurance.

And because I am the one to drive the both of them around, i suppose i will have to silence my phone around that time every morning.

YAY for personal taxi!! ^_^
See he has his own personal taxi and secretary now. XD