GRINDHOUSE AUDITION TOURNAMENT CANCELLED

[L0rde]

ON THE GROUNDS THAT IM NOT RAPPIN NO MORE SO I DONT NEED A CREW.. NOBODY'S ACTIVE... WE CANT GET DECENT BATTLES FINISHED NOWADAYS... NOBODY VOTES... NO NEW PEOPLE COME... NO OLD PEOPLE STAY... EVERYBODY WOULD RATHER TALK s**t OVER THE INTERNET... WHATS THE POINT?? maybe somebody could point it out... til then im done  

[L0rde]

here is the Tournament

DA RULES:
3 rounds
8 bars (2 line standard)
winner moves on to second round
BOTH CONTESTANTS HAVE 24 HOURS IN BETWEEN RESPONSES BEFORE AUTOMATIC DISQUALIFICATION!  

[Detrick II]

iight im in the building, who first?  

[L0rde]

Detrick II

iight im in the building, who first?

You here first so you go first  

[Detrick II]

Ill hit it up early tomorrow, I got work, im out  

[John Flint]

R0me told me to come here and take the place of the other guy. Also because you clearly don't want to go first I'll go.

Might as well quit now because you're already dead
I treat your girl like a yarmulke always on the tip of my head
You're a stupid rapper who hasn't seen what I do to rappers
I tar and feather dudes like pre Jurassic Park Raptors
Maybe I shouldn't mess with Detrick, I heard you violent son
When you shoot your guns they shoot out smaller guns
I took a grayhound bus to your ******** city
To smack the rapper they call Detrick the Kitty
I heard you and your friends all swap meat
Meeting up weekly, just like a swap meet
You can already tell that this fight ain't fair
Just like Fat Joe vs a flight of stairs
Everybody knows that I am hotness
The only thing hot about you is that you smell like hot piss
And we all know you are constantly in second place
I face ******** your girl when she was pregnant and bust on your kids face  

[Detrick II]

-shakes head-

Not making attempts to go pro on an amateur
Maybe I should get my ex girl to come handle ya
No I'm not blind but I can't read bullshit
More like I didn't take the time to read your s**t
Swear it's nothing personal or maybe it is though
Cuz u agreed only cuz u know you know you his hoe
Domo didn't come cuz the ***** got scared yo
Bad cuz he sent the b***h while the homo does his hair though
Rome ***** why you aint give me no challenge
Send Blacc or someone good, these boys ain't even average
I'm too fast running circles round this *****; I'm the Flash
I'm like drill instructor at bootcamp; he'll never pass
Me or the hell that I'm throwing his way
But I'm the hottest in my city, I'm living hell all day
Put the collar round his neck cuz the boy got owned
and this prehistoric drug addict just got "Flintstoned"  

[John Flint]

You would need to drop an EMP
To be on the technical level of me
And if you win this rap battle it will be a technicality
Are you coming off the top
Because I'm coming none stop
When you see a girls face, you're cumming none stop
I cut off my left arm so now I'm always right
Like when I say you only throw up because your nervous on the mic
I know the reason you stayed friends with all your exs
Because you realized men is where you sex is
And you'll probably come back with "NO GIRLS ARE THE BESTEST"
Just back down now and throw yourself off the set list
So I can go ahead and battle the next kid
It is clear to everyone that when I'm doing half my best I am better than you
And you can see that I burnt you in the third degree like German Jews
So go the ******** away, no one wants to hear you  

[Detrick II]

So lil buddie now you wanna get technical
Well then start using brain cells get intellectual
I'm sleepin on you so bad I'm typin in my bed
And came on ya girls face last night, from what u said
And u said u cut off ya arm so yur always right
Does that mean if I cut off my left I'm never wrong
That's why u use one hand for the girls u know at night
Beatin off on Disney channel when u see Brenda Song
Don't let it be you shawty bend over in a thong
I bet you be jizzin ya pants to hong kong
I could roast you all day; I burn competition
Imma fire flame spitta I flame beyond recognition
Round 3 will be a field trip and u don't need a permission slip
Get lost in my verses by the time a ***** finish it
So imma sit back wait for ya lame shitty track
When you ready for me to bring the pain* I'll be back (no homo lol)

*method man- bring the pain  

[Detrick II]

By order of R0me's rule of Automatic Disqualification for lack of posting within 24 hr of opponent, John Flint is disqualified.

Have any concerns, PM me  

[L0rde]

WINNER DETRICK II  

[L0rde]

2. TROJANMAN VS. SIR GULLY  

[x-donttgettshott-x]

I would be polite and ask who first?
But im anxious to lay you in the hearse
First of all trojanman wheres your protection?
You'll need more than a trojan to beat this selection
Its evident my skills are very immaculate
Lyrical savagery im packin it u lackin it
I do everything that I say while you jus actin it
I need competetion is that you young boy?
Im a lyrical pittbull and your jus my chew toy
These days anyone can spit bars and call themselves a rapper
You cant even do that you act like a rapper omg your an actor
If I get serious with you trust it'll be true terror
Enie meenie minee mo can anyone do better?
Is there any other opponet thats actually worth my time?
Cuz I feel like im jus doing nothing but wasting my rhymes
M.i.k.e.im bac from the deathly hollows
Ask Waki and Dee im know for causing sorrow