I have a rant, too!!!
Ok, so I was dating this guy at work, but broke up with him last week, because he's immature, clingy and horrid with money.
One thing I couldn't stand about him? When we went to dinner, or ate anything together, he'd seriously eat like half his food, then when he was done picking at it, he'd look at me with puppy dog eyes, saying, "I'm full" as if he did something wrong. It's like.... yeah, you're full. What do you want me to do about it? And I ALWAYS ate like twice as much as he did.
Also, the last time we went out, he had just gotten off of work, and we went to dinner. The whole time, as he always does, he was holding onto me. When we sat down at the table, he sat across from me, and started getting childish. He would grab anything of mine I put on the table and try to keep it away from me until I sternly told him to give it back. Then, when I went on my phone (I think to text my parents), he was like, "No! Pay attention to me!" I thought he was kidding, so I kind of ignored him. So, he continues on, telling me to pay attention to him. So, I'm talking to him while texting my parents, thinking that'd be enough. What happens? He starts trying to make eye contact with me (by slouching and looking up at me, and wiggling and s**t that 5 year olds do), saying, "Look at me! Look at meeeeee" And yes. I'm serious.
I seriously think he has mother issues and was replacing his mother with me or some s**t, 'cause his mom apparently left him when he was like 3. But his mom is back now, he's LIVING with his mom. So, go to her, retard!!!!
errgggg. Leader's rant is done. I need to find me an older guy, methinks.
Btw, he is not 5. He's actually a WEEK younger than me. And I'm 23.