Hallkatla's Mead Hall *NOW OPEN!*

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"Ho! Hail and well met, traveler! I am Hallkatla Shieldbreaker, and this- *waves her tankard of mead around* is my mead hall! Grab a drink and pull a fur up by the fire!"

When she's not too drunk to do so, Hallkatla is happy to give blessings to those seeking them. She's willing to bless both Male X Male and Male X Female couples.


What's in this mead?!
Hallkatla is able to bless babies with Viking armor, trinkets, war horn, and tankard.
Be warned though, when she's hungover, she's been known to 'bless' an arrow to the knee instead. (Colorist roll for a number between 1-100. If 20 or less, arrow to the knee.)

Show the color of yer coin!
Of course, like a good mug of mead, such blessings come with a price!
Hallkatla's blessing is 20K per egg: 40K for both.
While she's patient, she does demand payment upon acceptance of the breeding.

 

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"Alright boys, you know the rules! No axes, no swords, no breaking chairs over each other's heads, and dammit, NO THROWING EACH OTHER INTO THE MEAD BARRELS!"

Mead Hall Rules

"Right, still around? Great! We're a pretty lax bunch here, but there's a few rules to keep the place runnin' smoothly! Listen to them, else I'll have ol' One-Eye Borgun over there show you his caber-tossin' skills!"

- Please ask me for permission to use Hallkatla for blessing your pair. It's unlikely I'd deny anyone her blessing, but it helps me keep track of how many there are out there for my own records.

- Please use the form below when asking permission, so I know what couple's being blessed with Viking awesomeness.

- Light, moderate, or heavy edit breedings only, which should be obvious. How else will such Viking badassery be passed along?

- Hallkatla loves telling heroic Viking tales! Once babies blessed by Hallkatla are grown, please post their certs here, so she can share the story of how she single-handed smote an entire navy of pirates using a broken ax-head and an empty mead mug.

- Rules are subject to change depending on how drunk Hallkatla is at the time, however, the above rules are carved into the bar-top, so they're pretty much permanent.  

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Hallkatla's Records
Asked, won, or traded, these are the people who have permission for Hallkatla to bless their children.

On The House! (permanently free blessings)
Rein_Carnation, for putting up with me in creating Hallkatla.
Always two eggs.

Buying The Next Round! (permission granted)
Owner 1 & Owner 2: 1 egg / 2 egg

Won A Drinking Contest! (or any other contest)
Owner 1 & Owner 2: 1 egg / 2 egg

Sampling Another's Ale (traded blessings)
Owner 1 & Owner 2: 1 egg / 2 egg

 

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"Now THAT was a night to remember!"

Hallkatla Shieldbreaker's Children
None yet.


"Ah, the sound of little feet in the mead hall!"

Hallkatla Shieldbreaker's God-Children
None yet.

 

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La la la la... la la la.  

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Almost there, I think.  

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Open for business!  

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Strawberri Stardust

Didn't see a form so here |3

Vidar and Amirah would like Hallkatla to bless their children.
All of them. Ever.
Just two for now >w>

Hallkatla: *wiping her mouth with the back of her hand* "Well now, visitors! Let's see who we have here." *smiles as she walks around the couple* "Good, strong Viking, and a trader no less! You did good by this one, lass. And colorful flowers? Hmm, might could use some of those around here, live the place up a bit!"

Hallkatla claps her hands together and grins. "Well, you have my blessings, you two. May you have strong children to bring great honor and strength to your family! KORJIK! Break out the good stuff, it's time to celebrate!"