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Shinigami Banchou sama

PostPosted: Fri Mar 17, 2006 6:44 pm
If you are carrying children, weak of heart, or have suffered from any kind of severe mental or physical condition that has not healed,
Don't look...for what you shall see may make you cry.

This really made me want my mommy.

Quote:
JUZUZ FULLFILLZ MI

I WANT 2 SWALLO HIM LIEK DAT WALE N MOSES 4laugh 4laugh blaugh

DUSCUZZ

HOS GHODS SERCHIN FINGURRZ CAN SATISFI N OUR SOLEZ redface smile heart blaugh rofl

ps. r the mods athestz?

dai alwaiz delete mi bron agen kristen topikzs crying crying crying

WANNA INJECT U WIT MI SEED OF LUV!

4 WUT?
U SATAN BISH!

IT MEEENS JEZUZ TOOK OUT BOT MI I BALLZ



I don't even want to talk of how many things are wrong and evil with this post, This must be what hell is like.
Now if you'll excuse me now, I have to go pray and tell my parents I'm going to be a good girl now.  
PostPosted: Fri Mar 17, 2006 7:14 pm
Shinigami Banchou sama
If you are carrying children, weak of heart, or have suffered from any kind of severe mental or physical condition that has not healed,
Don't look...for what you shall see may make you cry.

This really made me want my mommy.

Quote:
JUZUZ FULLFILLZ MI

I WANT 2 SWALLO HIM LIEK DAT WALE N MOSES 4laugh 4laugh blaugh

DUSCUZZ

HOS GHODS SERCHIN FINGURRZ CAN SATISFI N OUR SOLEZ redface smile heart blaugh rofl

ps. r the mods athestz?

dai alwaiz delete mi bron agen kristen topikzs crying crying crying

WANNA INJECT U WIT MI SEED OF LUV!

4 WUT?
U SATAN BISH!

IT MEEENS JEZUZ TOOK OUT BOT MI I BALLZ



I don't even want to talk of how many things are wrong and evil with this post, This must be what hell is like.
Now if you'll excuse me now, I have to go pray and tell my parents I'm going to be a good girl now.

I can't even understand what he's trying to say. It seemed like he was going on about Jesus and sex.  

lola_siannodel


WellThen

PostPosted: Fri Mar 17, 2006 8:26 pm
lola_siannodel
Shinigami Banchou sama
If you are carrying children, weak of heart, or have suffered from any kind of severe mental or physical condition that has not healed,
Don't look...for what you shall see may make you cry.

This really made me want my mommy.

Quote:
JUZUZ FULLFILLZ MI

I WANT 2 SWALLO HIM LIEK DAT WALE N MOSES 4laugh 4laugh blaugh

DUSCUZZ

HOS GHODS SERCHIN FINGURRZ CAN SATISFI N OUR SOLEZ redface smile heart blaugh rofl

ps. r the mods athestz?

dai alwaiz delete mi bron agen kristen topikzs crying crying crying

WANNA INJECT U WIT MI SEED OF LUV!

4 WUT?
U SATAN BISH!

IT MEEENS JEZUZ TOOK OUT BOT MI I BALLZ



I don't even want to talk of how many things are wrong and evil with this post, This must be what hell is like.
Now if you'll excuse me now, I have to go pray and tell my parents I'm going to be a good girl now.

I can't even understand what he's trying to say. It seemed like he was going on about Jesus and sex.

Well, first, I must say, strange combination in the same context. Second, I sadly needed to read this twice, just to be able to get a general meaning out of it. Third, why the hell does someone do that? I mean, honestly, is your life so boring, that you need to reinvent the english language just to pass the time?  
PostPosted: Sat Mar 18, 2006 12:39 am
So it's something about a ghost, fingers, a girl named Kristen, and gardening? Also something about robot balls. I don't understand it. Is this even understandable to anyone? Is understandable a word?  

CrzyLuGirl


Ithaya

PostPosted: Sat Mar 18, 2006 1:22 am
Quote:
JUZUZ FULLFILLZ MI

I WANT 2 SWALLO HIM LIEK DAT WALE N MOSES 4laugh 4laugh blaugh

DUSCUZZ

HOS GHODS SERCHIN FINGURRZ CAN SATISFI N OUR SOLEZ redface smile heart blaugh rofl

ps. r the mods athestz?

dai alwaiz delete mi bron agen kristen topikzs crying crying crying

WANNA INJECT U WIT MI SEED OF LUV!

4 WUT?
U SATAN BISH!

IT MEEENS JEZUZ TOOK OUT BOT MI I BALLZ


I suppose I shall post a translation for those of you who cannot understand.

Jesus fullfills me.
I want to swallow him like that whale and Moses.
Discuss.
Whose Gods' searching fingers can satisfy in(?) our souls?
P.S. Are the mods atheists?
They always delete my born again Christian topics.
I want to inject you with my seed of love.
For what? You Satan bish!
It means Jesus took out my [I can't make heads nor tails of this bit] balls.

This is just disturbing...in more ways than one.
 
PostPosted: Sat Mar 18, 2006 4:48 am
WellThen
lola_siannodel
Shinigami Banchou sama
If you are carrying children, weak of heart, or have suffered from any kind of severe mental or physical condition that has not healed,
Don't look...for what you shall see may make you cry.

This really made me want my mommy.

Quote:
JUZUZ FULLFILLZ MI

I WANT 2 SWALLO HIM LIEK DAT WALE N MOSES 4laugh 4laugh blaugh

DUSCUZZ

HOS GHODS SERCHIN FINGURRZ CAN SATISFI N OUR SOLEZ redface smile heart blaugh rofl

ps. r the mods athestz?

dai alwaiz delete mi bron agen kristen topikzs crying crying crying

WANNA INJECT U WIT MI SEED OF LUV!

4 WUT?
U SATAN BISH!

IT MEEENS JEZUZ TOOK OUT BOT MI I BALLZ



I don't even want to talk of how many things are wrong and evil with this post, This must be what hell is like.
Now if you'll excuse me now, I have to go pray and tell my parents I'm going to be a good girl now.

I can't even understand what he's trying to say. It seemed like he was going on about Jesus and sex.

Well, first, I must say, strange combination in the same context. Second, I sadly needed to read this twice, just to be able to get a general meaning out of it. Third, why the hell does someone do that? I mean, honestly, is your life so boring, that you need to reinvent the english language just to pass the time?

Now I understand it./ And he wonders why all of his Christian topics have been deleted. stare  

lola_siannodel


Lily-Anne-Marie

PostPosted: Sat Mar 18, 2006 8:56 am
Quote:
JUZUZ FULLFILLZ MI

I WANT 2 SWALLO HIM LIEK DAT WALE N MOSES 4laugh 4laugh blaugh

DUSCUZZ

HOS GHODS SERCHIN FINGURRZ CAN SATISFI N OUR SOLEZ redface smile heart blaugh rofl

ps. r the mods athestz?

dai alwaiz delete mi bron agen kristen topikzs crying crying crying

WANNA INJECT U WIT MI SEED OF LUV!

4 WUT?
U SATAN BISH!

IT MEEENS JEZUZ TOOK OUT BOT MI I BALLZ


I can translate this pretty well...and that is quite sad.

Jesus fullfills me.
I want to swallow him like that whale and Moses.
Discuss.
Whose Gods' searching fingers can satisfying our souls?
P.S. Are the mods atheists?
They always delete my born again Christian topics.
I want to inject you with my seed of love.
For what? You Satan b***h!
It means Jesus took out both my balls.  
PostPosted: Sat Mar 18, 2006 9:39 am
gonk Whyy?

Gosh, I really needed a translator for that. That is so wrong in so many ways. I guess that s/he's in the impression that all atheists are evil... confused  

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PostPosted: Sat Mar 18, 2006 9:39 am
As a Christian, I find that morally offensive, to say the least. As a grammarian, I find that grammatically offensive in the extreme. I pray that's a spoof post and that is not the future of Gaia.

*gets out her Bible and prays for the rapture*  
PostPosted: Mon Mar 20, 2006 10:23 pm
Shinigami Banchou sama
If you are carrying children, weak of heart, or have suffered from any kind of severe mental or physical condition that has not healed,
Don't look...for what you shall see may make you cry.

This really made me want my mommy.

Quote:
JUZUZ FULLFILLZ MI

I WANT 2 SWALLO HIM LIEK DAT WALE N MOSES 4laugh 4laugh blaugh

DUSCUZZ

HOS GHODS SERCHIN FINGURRZ CAN SATISFI N OUR SOLEZ redface smile heart blaugh rofl

ps. r the mods athestz?

dai alwaiz delete mi bron agen kristen topikzs crying crying crying

WANNA INJECT U WIT MI SEED OF LUV!

4 WUT?
U SATAN BISH!

IT MEEENS JEZUZ TOOK OUT BOT MI I BALLZ



I don't even want to talk of how many things are wrong and evil with this post, This must be what hell is like.
Now if you'll excuse me now, I have to go pray and tell my parents I'm going to be a good girl now.
Ouch,I think I may be blind! gonk So much horror in one little post! crying And,yes.It is very offensive.Well,this is only a site,and it's not like we should know them personally or not,but I still think either way,there's a reason we go to school,and a reason why some people get payed for selling those typing and grammar computer-tutors.  

[-Nibbles-]


kimika56

PostPosted: Tue Mar 21, 2006 7:41 am
Talk about depressed and repressed much? I mean, this guy, whoever wrote this thing, has some serious issues that he needs to talk out with someone. I've seen things like this before, and all of the stuff posted in that must be things he's feeling, and I never hope to see something like it again.  
PostPosted: Wed Mar 22, 2006 12:27 am
Maybe it's just me, but that post just screams either 'troll' or 'satire done in poor taste' to me. It both looks and sounds like the sort of post one would make to mock noobs, while attempting to add in shock value.  

Radioactive Dinosaur


Zealot of Insanity

PostPosted: Wed Mar 22, 2006 2:03 am
Ebony_Anne
Quote:
JUZUZ FULLFILLZ MI

I WANT 2 SWALLO HIM LIEK DAT WALE N MOSES 4laugh 4laugh blaugh

DUSCUZZ

HOS GHODS SERCHIN FINGURRZ CAN SATISFI N OUR SOLEZ redface smile heart blaugh rofl

ps. r the mods athestz?

dai alwaiz delete mi bron agen kristen topikzs crying crying crying

WANNA INJECT U WIT MI SEED OF LUV!

4 WUT?
U SATAN BISH!

IT MEEENS JEZUZ TOOK OUT BOT MI I BALLZ


I can translate this pretty well...and that is quite sad.

Jesus fullfills me.
I want to swallow him like that whale and Moses.
Discuss.
Whose Gods' searching fingers can satisfying our souls?
P.S. Are the mods atheists?
They always delete my born again Christian topics.
I want to inject you with my seed of love.
For what? You Satan b***h!
It means Jesus took out both my balls.

Damn... I really needed that translation, even though I still don't understand it.  
PostPosted: Wed Mar 22, 2006 5:26 am
the stupidity of that conversation hurts my brain.  

Kavuu


Hepkat

PostPosted: Wed Mar 22, 2006 3:05 pm
O.o


Oh my....  
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