the worst pick up line in the universe

[nrasjaa]

ManagerKyoto

What I can random is something really weird that just happens out of the blue.

Like walking down to one end of the bar at work and saying to one of the girls there

"I need to take a dump the size of a small child."

that is the worst pick up line in the universe.

it doesn't work, not even for our uber sexay friend mags

laydies and gentlemen, dont use it  

[EmWah]

Is this a game? It should be a game.

"Hey ugly, how's ya tits?"  

[WellzY]

"Your far from the hottest thing here, but you look the easiest."  

[nrasjaa]

oh oh the worst one adam used on me in high school

"tash mah hands are cold, can i warm em on your boobs??"  

[EmWah]

Hahahaha that's awesome.

This one's from The Craik, when they're at a game show and the audience is applausing some woman. The host goes:

Isn't it nice to have a warm hand on your opening?  

[ethuil]

My friend Rajwinder had this used on her...

'I think I've lost my wallet, do you mind if I look in your pants?'  

[WellzY]

Awww, I made mine up, I can't remember any horrible pick-ups. ;_;  

[ManagerKyoto]

Firstly, I just want to make it known that I was not using it as a pick up line because I really had to go to the toilet. Secondly, I would be more inclined to say something like "If I said you had a great body, would you hold it against?"

As for really bad pick up lines, right now I can think of a few off the top of my head.

"Hi, I here to fill your opening."

"I have a really special package for you."

"You would look a lot better at my place."

"Want to bang around a bit?"  

[EmWah]

"Hey baby, wanna play Hide the Purple Parsnip?"  

[WarriorShadow]

"Nice legs, when do they open"

"Coffee, Tea or me?"

i used this once, cause i was bored and they were talking about killing pretty people:

"If i were to go on a Pretty person killing spree, i'd start with you three."  

[nrasjaa]

ManagerKyoto

Firstly, I just want to make it known that I was not using it as a pick up line because I really had to go to the toilet. Secondly, I would be more inclined to say something like "If I said you had a great body, would you hold it against?"

As for really bad pick up lines, right now I can think of a few off the top of my head.

"Hi, I here to fill your opening."

"I have a really special package for you."

"You would look a lot better at my place."

"Want to bang around a bit?"

sure it wasn't a pick up line 3nodding

oh mah god these are good ones from work:
"so do you come with that ice cream"
" how much extra is it for cheese?? ok.... and how much extra is it for you"
and the best one "i love wendys; bitchs and cream"

i dont even get the last one sweatdrop  

[JewelsSparkle]

One from my work (I work in a customer service call centre & some of the calls are from sales reps signing a customer up & I speak to the customer & confirm that they've been told all the correct information).

Anyway...

Me (end of call, to customer): "Is there anything else I can help you with today?"
Customer: "No... I don't think so, hang on... (to rep) Do we need anything else?"
Rep: "Only her number!"
Customer: *laughs*

I had loads of horrible ones when I worked at McDonalds....

Stupid Customer: "Can I have your McNumber?"
Me: " stare I'm sorry, I don't have a McNumber. Please drive through to the next window..."

SC: "What's your McName?"
Me: "There's no such McThing stare ."

My all time favourite, wasn't said to me, but to my boyfriend of the time (Andrew)... we were both on Drive Thru, I was taking the orders & he was getting them... according to him, some guys drove up & said "that girl at the first window was hot!" Andrew: "Yeah, she is." Guy: "Can you get me her number?" Andrew: "No, she's my girlfriend!" Guy: "Oh... nice work man!"

Random funny website: Lines That Are Good.Com  

[Essence of Crayon]

Nice shoes... wanna ********?  

[EmWah]

"I find the most erotic part of a woman is the boobies."  

[ManagerKyoto]

"how long do i have to wait for you to put out?"