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Posted: Sat Apr 22, 2006 5:19 pm
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Needs to be re-educated and sent to a mental institution DA CHIMP SECSHON SUMHOW CONTARCTED VRY CONTAGEA$$, SXC, SXC, FATAL HERPEZ DA ZOO RANG MI UP FRM DA BASE, (MI SXC ENROMINOUS TITE FANNI) 2 SAI DAT DEY c**t STP PEIN BLUD MI HAD NO CHOIC DIS TIEM!!11! NOW MI GOT A DILEMMA MI RLY LIEK DIS HERD OF ELEFANNIEZ DAT JUST ARRIVD FRM AUSTRALIYA IF I TAEK ALL 17 OF THURR BIG SLIMY CORNDOGS @ ONCE, WILL IT HRT MI
As I said before this must be the worst post I have ever seen in the history of my young life. There are so many things wrong with this post, to decode what in God's name this person actually said would most likely cause someone to go insane or make them vomit for quite a while.
I'm scared. Very scared.
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Posted: Sat Apr 22, 2006 5:51 pm
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Posted: Sat Apr 22, 2006 6:05 pm
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Posted: Sat Apr 22, 2006 6:16 pm
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And now, a translation.
(I ******** hope).
sweatdrop
Someone who wasn't born retarded, but eventually [i]chose[/i] to become retarded DA CHIMP SECSHON SUMHOW CONTARCTED VRY CONTAGEA$$, SXC, SXC, FATAL HERPEZ
The chimp session somehow contracted contagous sexy, sexy, fatal herpes.
Quote: DA ZOO RANG MI UP FRM DA BASE, (MI SXC ENROMINOUS TITE FANNI) 2 SAI DAT DEY c**t STP PEIN BLUD
The zoo rang me up from the base, (my sexy, enormous tight fanny) to say that they can't step pain blood.
Quote: MI HAD NO CHOIC DIS TIEM!!11!
My had no choice but to dis them!
Now my got a dilemma!
Quote: MI RLY LIEK DIS HERD OF ELEFANNIEZ DAT JUST ARRIVD FRM AUSTRALIYA
My really like this herd of elephants that just arrived from Australia.
(Are elephants even bred in Australia?
O.o)
Quote: IF I TAEK ALL 17 OF THURR BIG SLIMY CORNDOGS @ ONCE, WILL IT HRT MI
If I take all seventeen of their big, slimy corndogs at once, it will hurt me.
... Wow. That was utterly PAINFUL.
surprised
*her IQ has dropped about ten points by just breaking that damn post down*
xp
Ah, well. It had to be done.
*salutes Guild*
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Posted: Sun Apr 23, 2006 3:45 am
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Posted: Sun Apr 23, 2006 4:56 pm
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Posted: Sun Apr 23, 2006 5:53 pm
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Posted: Sun Apr 23, 2006 6:46 pm
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Posted: Mon Apr 24, 2006 12:38 pm
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Posted: Mon Apr 24, 2006 5:18 pm
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Posted: Tue Apr 25, 2006 2:37 pm
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Posted: Tue Apr 25, 2006 4:28 pm
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Posted: Tue Apr 25, 2006 5:27 pm
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Posted: Wed Apr 26, 2006 7:48 pm
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Posted: Thu Apr 27, 2006 7:59 am
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