I wanna cry a river of tears...

[Shinigami Banchou sama]

This makes me want to cry, yet the tears won't come.

Stupid person who needs grammar re-education

de y i psm o orgy o sumthin..

i dun

plz hlp

muny 2 plz

y wy i nd gf

I prayed that this guy was joking..., but it wasn't joke he didn't stop talking like that.

I can't even decode it because I'm not looking straight at it, I'm afraid that it might make my eyes bleed.

The worst part is this guy asked me to be his girlfriend when I posted in that thread, in the General Discussion I might add.

 

[Archdemonessa]

What does that say?  

[Shinigami Banchou sama]

Elizabeth Hawkeye

What does that say?

I have no clue.  

[Zealot of Insanity]

Haha, sorry, can't help here. I'm not much of a translator of text talk. Anyways, I will refuse to learn how to read text talk, so I won't be of much help in the future.  

[Ebania]

Stupid person who needs grammar re-education

de y i psm o orgy o sumthin..

i dun

plz hlp

muny 2 plz

y wy i nd gf

Neither my mom or I could crack that one.

And I thought I was a professional at translating "txt talk".

I... was so wrong.

That post... lowered the mean I.Q. for the human race.

*crawls in a hole and dies*

 

[The Littlest Mermaid]

It's like I could feel my heart swell from the clogged blood, caused by the bursting of my main artery. And then my brain cells died in a rushing graphic distortion from the overleaoding of their sensory output zones.

It's so awful...

What kind of monster types like that? WHAT KIND!? Even the Thing from the Black Lagoon could type correctly!

 

[Acanthea Grimscythe]

Stupid person who needs grammar re-education

de y i psm o orgy o sumthin..

i dun

plz hlp

muny 2 plz

y wy i nd gf

*makes daring attempt*

Do you I pms or orgy or something (Maybe do you know I?)

I don't.

Please help.

Many to please.

Why ... I need a girl friend.

>.< I tried.  

[Sir Shay]

Stupid person who needs grammar re-education

de y i psm o orgy o sumthin..

i dun

plz hlp

muny 2 plz

y wy i nd gf

Random Guess:
somethingsomethingsomething... or orgy or something.

I don't.

Please help.

Money too, please.

something... why I need a girlfriend.


Yeah. There's my valiant attempt.

 

[Ame Yuki Kaze]

s**t... I can't begin to translate that first part. All I can make out is something about an orgy, wanting money and a girlfriend. Loser...

That is honestly the worst instance of "txt tlk" I've come across.  

[DulcetMelody]

if someone can tell me what an orgy is, i'll translate it. i can read it perfectly except for that part. crying that's sad.  

[DulcetMelody]

(ok, keep in mind i'm doing this without knowing what and orgy is. but here's what it really says)


Do i pm you or something?

I don't know.

Money also please

y w y (supposed to be a crying person)

i need a girlfriend  

[Pythian]

Hidden, you are a goddess for figuring that out. An orgy, in the cleanest explanation I can think of, is a bunch of people having sex at one time in one place. At least, that's the definition this guy's using.  

[Papa Emeritus II]

I can't read that! gonk
Ugh.... *dies*  

[DancinnFiendd]

crying That is horrible..I hate "txt tlk"  

[Razten Mizuten]

The worst case of text talk ever!
Congratulations to HiddenInside for translating the majority of it.