you know you have watched too much yugioh when

[Moonlight_Shadow12]

You make a puzzle like yami's and you pretend to have a spirit living in it

When you go searching for a guy who looks like seto kaiba so you can marry him and have the same last name

when you know every line on the show that you say it at the same time as your favorite character

when you dress up as pegasus and you create your own duelist kingdom tournament

when you get mad at someone for dissing your favorite character that you try to banish them to the shadow realm  

[Moonlight_Shadow12]

when your favorite character comes on you get really excited

when you create your own blue eye's white dragon

When you start to eat steak like yami no bakura to scare your parents

you get mad when you miss an episode of yugioh even when it is a rerun

you dress up as your favorite character to go to school

when you dream about your favorite character everynight ( i do this one)  

[Fyerluna]

When you make Seto's white trench coat and then convince your best friend to wear it...
... Then steal it back in rage because his eyes are brown and Seto's are blue...
... then wear it yourself...
... even in the shower.

When you own all of the video games...
... and you don't have a gaming system.

When you study Seto's strategy furiously and carry your deck everywhere in case you meet him so you can challenge him to a duel so that you can force him to marry you.

When you figured out that because of a life points miscalculation, Seto should not have lost his duel with Pegasus. (It's two hundred lifepoints that went somewhere when Pegasus' score goes down to 1400, rather than what it should be).

When you learn to play the card game...
... and call all others inferior...
... even though it's a parody of Magic: The Gathering and wouldn't have existed without it...
... and you know that but don't care.

When you believe that Kazuki Takashi spoke to you in a dream and told you Seto's former surname.

When you calculated the time slip factor and used it to calculate everyone's ages. (For the record, it's 1/4. Assuming Seto was fifteen when the manga started in 1996, he is now 19. I don't know the anime well enough to know it's time slip factor).

When you believe in the string theory and the M-theory, just because it means that there are other universes out there and that Seto exists in at least one. (It would actually be at least four. One for the manga, one for the first series anime, one for the second series anime, and one for the dub, plus the infinite permutations of every scenario).

When you're convinced you can build a duel disk. Not one of those cheesy Wal-Mart ones, but a functioning holographic projector...
... And failing that, go out and buy both styles of the Wal-Mart ones.

When you post in threads like this.  

[iProcrastinate]

I dream about Seto Kaiba alot. surprised heart  

[Death T-2]

[For the record, Seto turned 25 in '04.]


When you decide the official posters don't have enough of one character and you draw new ones.

Whenever you have the urge to scream out "NO" it comes out "MOKUBA!!"

When cosplaying isn't "real" enough for you.

When your friends can list facts about the show even though they don't watch it.

When your parents know the plot even though they never watch it.

When you go into spastic rages over why you have no allowance left, then remember you used it for all the YGO paraphanalia.

When you have the YGO theme as the song that plays when the computer is turned on.

When "Eye's" is what plays when you turn off the computer.

When you start dissing people who know nothing of the show yet still sputter nonesense about how it ends, you say "READ THE SPOILERS"

When you can quote any line by any character from any show [old, new, or not yet released] at any given time and name the episode number along with its informal name.

When you work on laughing like Marik.

When you perfect laughing like Marik.

When Bakura makes perfect sense when speaking to the police over who stole what.

When the vocab words from English class can be applied in some way to YGO or its characters.

When you try to enlist in "Duelist Acadamia" for next year.  

[Fyerluna]

When you realise Seto is a fanboy himself...
... and berate him for not acting like it in front of Pegasus...
... because if Pegasus stole your younger sibling, you'd give him a medal...
... then berate yourself for not being more like Seto and/or Joey towards your younger sibling and thinking such blasphemous thoughts.

When you sneak into a church to replace the words 'God' or 'LORD' with the name of your favourite character.

When you try to find Atemu somewhere in Egyptian history.
When you actually do. (Atemu is the Japanese form of Atem, a god who replaced Ra and was eventually fused with him to make Atem-Ra. On an interesting side note, Seth or Set, is where Seto's name comes from and he was the good of chaos.)

When you get into a situation, you automatically think of what Seto would say and then say it.

When you yell out the attacks that your Duel Monsters are preforming...
... even though they are still in the cards...
... but that doesn't matter because you're working on your duel disk.

When you have a purple bunny whose fur shines white in the light and call it Pegasus and make it a Millenium Eye and carry it around so that it may suck people's souls from their bodies and trap them in a card...
... and you believe that you can bring them back in hologram form with that duel disk you're working on.

When you have fanficed every possible pairing except Seto/Mokuba and Joey/Serenity because that's incest and just wrong. (Although in the case of Joey/Serenity, if it were AU and he didn't know and she were adopted, it would work out a little, but that would still be weird. Theoretically, you could do that for Seto/Mokuba, but that would be blasphemous).

When you know your favourite character's stats down to shoe size...
... including the Egyptian forms of Yami no Bakura and Mo hitori no Yuugi.

When you compare your boyfriend/girlfriend to your favourite character...
... and leave them because they don't measure up...
... and they completely understand because you converted them to a YGO fan when you met them.  

[Death T-2]

Hey, Seto really IS a god!!

When you decide to build life-size statues of everything you see off of YGO
...then decide to make your own episodes.

When you have your own YGO fan-animation studio using Photoshop
...and people think they're actual episodes

When you try to find all YGO characters in the phonebook.

When you yell at the phone company for not having Domino's numbers in the book.

When you create the millenium items out of real gold...
...then go to witchcraft places to try to enfuse them with shadow magic.

When all dreams of YGO are some kind of prophecy to you.

When you write the Bible of YGO.

When you write a guide about your favourite character.  

[InunaideGner]

lets see what i can come up with..

when you scream "NOOOO" or "DONT PLAY THAT!!" even though its a rerun.

You practice immitating your favorite characters on the tv to try and get the voice right (even if you dont know what theyre about to say but you try anyway.

When you rant to your friends even if they dont have a very good idea of what your talking about.

When someone insults Seto(or any other characters your obsessed with) you tend to go crazy in many different ways.

You tell your friend to cosplay as Seto so you can be the other person in your favorite pairing( to many pairings who end up with seto to list stare but i bet you know which im saying for me xp heart )

If a rerun, you ignore most of the parts, only turning up the volume when Seto is about to speak cause it seems to be his voice is god and tend to hang on to every word.

thats all i can think of sweatdrop hope they were good biggrin  

[Laiyolf]

When you believe a Seto immitator, isn't an immitator.

When you make a fanfic that takes place with death of characters, are make it real. (Hopefully NONE of you have done that. Yeah, I saw Secret Window!
"I'm sure I can do it," Tom said helping himself too another ear full of corn.
"In time, her death will be a mystery... even to me."
...The Ending... The perfect Ending...)

When you use a search engine and type in 'Seto look-a-likes'.

When you dress up a dog like a character and cosplay.  

[Roka~Silverfang]

These are hilarious! It's official, I myself am obsessed... xp

When you buy a ton of cards to construct several decks to match your favorite character's decks-even though you have no one to duel with.

When angsty fanfictions make you cry.

When you go into denial over the ending of season 5 and write a lengthy AU fanfic with a different ending and then convince yourself that that is what really happened.

When your power bill is through the roof because you've been on the internet 24/7 looking up Yu-Gi-Oh-related stuff.


Those are just the ones I'm guilty of...eh heh sweatdrop  

[_squally_pumpkin_]

LMAO domokun  

[Fyerluna]

When you try to make your Gaia avatar look like Seto...
...even though you're a girl...
...and you're only missing the belt that's on the last page in the Durem Depot *winkwink*

When you can cross YGO with anything for any reason.

You write YGO fanfiction for English class...
...and hook your teacher onto it...
...and your angsty fanfic makes her cry.

When you decide to sew a Seto coat out of vinyl. (It's the white one and I'm almost finished. I'll post it in the picture forum when I'm done.)  

[oni_kura]

Wow. First i'm gunna post all the ones you all said that apply to me and then i'll post my own.

(Yours)
When you work on laughing like Marik.

When you perfect laughing like Marik.

When Bakura makes perfect sense when speaking to the police over who stole what.

When the vocab words from English class can be applied in some way to YGO or its characters.

When you know your favourite character's stats down to shoe size...
... including the Egyptian forms of Yami no Bakura and Mo hitori no Yuugi.

You practice immitating your favorite characters on the tv to try and get the voice right (even if you dont know what theyre about to say but you try anyway.

When you rant to your friends even if they dont have a very good idea of what your talking about.

When someone insults Seto(or any other characters your obsessed with) you tend to go crazy in many different ways.

When angsty fanfictions make you cry.

When you go into denial over the ending of season 5 and write a lengthy AU fanfic with a different ending and then convince yourself that that is what really happened.

When your power bill is through the roof because you've been on the internet 24/7 looking up Yu-Gi-Oh-related stuff.

When you can cross YGO with anything for any reason.

(mine)
When you know every card even played by your favorite character...
and every card played by all the other characters.

When you can accuratly describe a characters outfit...
even if it's from a season that isn't out yet.

when you memorize every Duel Monsters strategy used in the show......
even if you don't play.

When you know how to spell out every evil laugh used in the show and which charater uses that particular laugh the most. (Ex. H-Hahaha! =Y. Bakura)

When you have momorized the chant of the winged dragon of ra and can say it along with the television.(I actually do know it sweatdrop )

(That's all i can think of right now, they aren't that good sweatdrop )  

[Fyerluna]

Hm... All of mine apply to me, just about. I really do have a purple bunny.

You download all of the game music for Duelists of the Roses.

You are trying to be the top gamer in the world to make Seto proud.

You learn Japanese just to watch the series raw.  

[Xesca]

Applying to *moi*

When you compare your boyfriend/girlfriend to your favorite character...
...and leave them because they don't measure up...
...and they completely understand because you converted them to a YGO fan when you met them.

At least, I'm planning to. Poor guy. XD

Mine:
You spaz when someone ruins a character.

You go into a depression for a week because your favorite character almost died.

You celebrate your favorite character's birthday, or all of them.

You consider becoming a high-powered corporate executive.

You consider becoming a chess whiz.

You wonder what would happen if your parents died and you got dumped in an orphanage.

You're overjoyed that you like your fave character's fave food.

You're overjoyed that said fave character's food wasn't the food you hated the most....artichokes.

Before you knew the above information, you seriously considered hating your fave character if his fave food was artichokes.

You sleep (braless) wearing your fave character t-shirt.

You wear that t-shirt on 'special' days.

You wear it and want people to notice it for the exact purpose of defending your bishie from evil people who call you - and him - idiotic.

Your uncle gets you to eat spinach by telling you the Yuugiou characters eat spinach.

You correct your mother's spelling of 'Yuugiou' on a note she leaves.

You call the dubbers nasty names. Like, really nasty.

Your play list is composed of angsty songs that could be used in angsty fanfics.

You start to like guys with bangs, blue eyes, and long legs.

You work for three hours on a drawing of your bishie...

...and turn it in for a math project...

...repeatedly ask the teacher when she'll give it back...

...get 22/20 on it...

...debate whether to show it off at Open House night or take it home and worship it...

...and worry that your mother will forget to pick it up after Open House night.

You like that one bishie because of a dream.

You get in an argument with your sister over who gets to 'have' your bishie...

...and win.

Someone asks you if you would marry your bishie, and you say no, 'cause you're not worthy.

There's blood - real blood, your blood - on the front page of manga #5. (end of Death-T)

You say that that blood was an accident, that you stepped on glass while you were reading it.

It's not. You did it on purpose.

You create original characters for an RP that are suspiciously like the characters.

You have more than 20 dreams about it.

You write fanfics and angst over them because they're not perfect.

You mix stuff related to school with stuff related to Yuugiou.

A passion for Ancient Egypt is rekindled.

You include a picture of Seth in your report on Ancient Egyptian hieroglyphics.

You snap up in a Mexican restaurant when someone at a table next to you orders crab. (Jaiba. [pronounced 'haiba'] XDD)

You start to laugh randomly and loudly in class because someone says something that reminds you of Yuugiou and you realize...

...that your life is very, very, very sad. And cult-ish.