What They Were Thinking

[Krazzed]

Take a scene where someone said something or did something. Then, take that scene and tell what everyone was really thinking.

After the council said they accepted anakin but didnt grant him as a master.
Said: What?
Thought:WTF?!?!? ::slits mace windu's throught::  

[elvisnake]

Oh... I get it.
When Leia calls han a no good stuck up half witted scruffy looking nerf herder.
Said: Who's scruffy looking?
Thought: Hell yeah, she digs me!  

[Nelowulf]

(( I'll rewrite to make more comprehendable))

What Yoda's training really was.

Said: The Force Flows through a jedi.
Thought: I should pick up some Gas-EX.  

[Darkened Angel]

Palpatine: Witness the power of this fully armed and operational battle station. Fire at will, Commander!
Thought: Oh crap, I just s**t myself again.  

[elvisnake]

Yoda: A prophecy that misread, may have been.
Thought: Oh Sith! Why can't I just talk normally!?  

[Nelowulf]

Said: Ultimate.... POOOOWWWEERRRR!!!!
Thought: Boy, I need a manicure.  

[Missing00]

Obi-Wan: It's over Anikin, I have the high ground.
Thought: "I have the high ground"? What does that mean?  

[elvisnake]

Said: You were the Chosen one!
Thought: Oh well, looks like we need to find another chosen one. Damn that's the second one this decade!  

[Nelowulf]

Said: No, Luke. I am your father!
Thought: This'll ******** him up for a while...  

[Missing00]

Leia: Somehow I always knew
Thought: nervertheless I still have fantasies.  

[FrozenPhoenix32]

Jabba: Random Huttese bullshit
Thought: Oh yeah man. I'm gonna have my way with this hot bikini clad princess. If only I wasn't going through my "female" phase. Dammit!  

[Nelowulf]

Said: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!! (luke)
Thought: The blood tests were inconcluuuussssiiiivvveeee!  

[NickCpointless]

Said:Army or not you must realise you are doomed
Thought:as i have read the rest of the script  

[Kit Tainess]

Said:I will not condone a course of action that will lead us to war!
Thought:Woohoo, we're goin' to war, Ize gonna shoot me some droidses, I just have to take out Panaka so I can run off to the war zone.  

[NickCpointless]

Said:you and your farther are now mine
Thought:threesum