What does your friends do when they watch you play metroid?

[Card388]

MIne's a funny one

Am playing metroid Prime 2
*walking near the door*
friend: shoot the things with squares!
Me: they freeze me up and quit telling me what to do
(ya am in the SF)
*jumpes into dark SF*
Friend: cool
Me: ya.. after u see this 20 time you see this its boring
Friend: AHH shadow Bad guys shot them shoot them shoot them!
Me: I know I know !
Friend : whao this place is big
Me: ya i know that
*plays annoying puzzle*
Me:god i keep falling
Friend : dont fall dotn fall!
*Mades it*
me: wow u know even when your not playing the game its like you some how are
Friend: yea I know this game must be really good
Me: yea it is


Second time
*Battle EI*
Friend: eww he has tentles
Me: ya Ings are like that
*second form*
Friend: what are you doign dont just wait there you dying
Me: am scaning!
friend: you knwo the smoke on the ground hurts you right?
Me: duh i faced this guy like 3 times already
*Thrid form*
Friend: WTh you said he looks cool
Me: I did his is
Friend: what the hell this isnt hard!
Me: U see the mouth u hit the mouth
friend: still doesnt
*after 15 mins*
Friend : holy s**t it is hard
Me: yea it is (this is just easy LOL)
*beats EI*
Friend YAY!!!!!!!!! so you finish the game?
Me: no i still got dark samus
*explotion*
Friend: GET OUT GET OUT HURRY SAVE!!!!
Me: I cant....
*see's Dark samus *
Friend: whao i dont think this one is as hard
* time 1:20*
Friend: OMG Freaking Dark samus keeps using Shield
Me: Yeah i know only way I know how to hit is when she stops and use her other shield then i can use SM
*dies*
Friend: HOLY s**t!
Me: DAMN i have to start all over

Basiclly friend Really gets into metroid wehn i Play LOL!  

[ZX-Omega]

Haha, that sounds like a funny friend.^^  

[DontComeNearMe]

I got one like that that happens to me alot.

Friend: What's that?
Me: A metroid.
Friend: Where have I heard that before?
Me: It's the name of the game.
Friend: Oh. Hey, what's that?
Me: The same metroid.
Friend: Why is everything purple and red and stuff?
Me: Because I'm using the Thermal Visor. Anything that gives off heat will be shown as red or yellow. Anything that doesn't shows up as purple and blue.
Friend: Oh. Why are you using it?
Me: Because the lights went out and this is the only way to see.
Friend: Oh. Why did the lights go out?
Me: I don't know!
Friend: Hey, what's that?
Me: It's the same damn metroid!  

[Omega Darkness]

Your friend must have been really happy. Games are always a lot better when you're watching someone else play. It could even be a game you don't like, and you'll want to sit down and watch it.  

[Card388]

Omega Darkness

Your friend must have been really happy. Games are always a lot better when you're watching someone else play. It could even be a game you don't like, and you'll want to sit down and watch it.

thats accually the opposite as me

friend's house
Friend; lets play need for speed undergorund
*2 mins later*
Me; come on let me play i dont like watching!
Friend: but i wanna play
Me: u can paly when am gone
frined: fine
Me: ok ok your turn
*3 mins later*
Me: can i play now
friend: my bro's turn to play
Me: god u suck u never break
Friend'sbro: break is for losers
Me: its other way around

LOL same damn metroid just Kill it LOL  

[Aldolfo]

This is what my friends say:
Michael(TOTAL HALO B!@#CH):METROID SUCKS *SHOT HIM IN THE HEAD*
Paul biggrin ude let me play
John:Humm...not bad
Greg:I could play better than you*plays and totaly sucks at metroid*
Ricky:METROID OMG ITS METROID *FAINTS*
John#2:Wow whats that game
Andy:Yeah game is badass
Pedro:I beat that game along time ago stare
Roland:Hey let me try
Ashley:OHHH...I love that game
Luisa:I dont play video games  

[MasterGiovanni]

sweatdrop This one's kinda sad... :
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(plays Metriod prime in the pirate hideout.)

Friend: Oh my god, those are the aliens... the look so fake!! Have you played kingdom hearts? -The enemies are so much better!

Me: -Oh yah....? (try’s to kill them) ....damn it!....

Friend: - This is stupid...

Uhh... (name) you’re going to die, your health is running low.

Me: I KNOW THAT! THAT'S WHY I'M TRYING TO KILL THEM!!!

Friend: Get the floating thing.

Me: I KNOW!! -Shoot!! (the two guns lit up red, star firing at me)

-(Samus screams)

(I turn off game cube)

Friend: Yah... I hate shooters, good luck with that.

Me: stressed ..............thanks. sweatdrop  

[The_Hesitation]

DontComeNearMe

I got one like that that happens to me alot.

Friend: What's that?
Me: A metroid.
Friend: Where have I heard that before?
Me: It's the name of the game.
Friend: Oh. Hey, what's that?
Me: The same metroid.
Friend: Why is everything purple and red and stuff?
Me: Because I'm using the Thermal Visor. Anything that gives off heat will be shown as red or yellow. Anything that doesn't shows up as purple and blue.
Friend: Oh. Why are you using it?
Me: Because the lights went out and this is the only way to see.
Friend: Oh. Why did the lights go out?
Me: I don't know!
Friend: Hey, what's that?
Me: It's the same damn metroid!

lol  

[The_Hesitation]

Friend:Hey, whats that shiny thing?
Me:*I look over at him* A missile Expansion
Friend:Cool whats it do?
Me:*Still looking at him* it increases ur maximum amount of missiles.
Friend:Hey whats that big brain looking thing with claws thats sucking on ur head.
Me:Well thats a Metroid, if ur not careful it could kill u. WAIT!! IT'S SUCKING ON MY HEAD!! *looks back at TV* Oh boy *Samus screams*
*Game loads up at the last save point* Ok no more questions.
Friend:Ok.
Me:Good.
Friend: Hey whats that weird thing that just shot lasers through your body?
Me:*looks over at him* I said no more questions!
Friend: Cool another one of those brains are sucking on your head again.
Me: NOT AGAIN!! *looks back at tv.*
Friend: Hey wasn't that the one that killed u before?
Me:Yes it is...... CAUSE YOUR TOO STUPID TO KNOW WHAT A MISSLE EXPASION DOES!!!!  

[Card388]

The_Hesitation

Friend:Hey, whats that shiny thing?
Me:*I look over at him* A missile Expansion
Friend:Cool whats it do?
Me:*Still looking at him* it increases ur maximum amount of missiles.
Friend:Hey whats that big brain looking thing with claws thats sucking on ur head.
Me:Well thats a Metroid, if ur not careful it could kill u. WAIT!! IT'S SUCKING ON MY HEAD!! *looks back at TV* Oh boy *Samus screams*
*Game loads up at the last save point* Ok no more questions.
Friend:Ok.
Me:Good.
Friend: Hey whats that weird thing that just shot lasers through your body?
Me:*looks over at him* I said no more questions!
Friend: Cool another one of those brains are sucking on your head again.
Me: NOT AGAIN!! *looks back at tv.*
Friend: Hey wasn't that the one that killed u before?
Me:Yes it is...... CAUSE YOUR TOO STUPID TO KNOW WHAT A MISSLE EXPASION DOES!!!!

U should answer while looking at screem at all times u playing MP2 or Mp?

My friend

OMG Morph BALL BEST UPGRADE EVER
Power Beam Best BEAM EVER!!!!!!!!
I Beat ( my other friend ) WITH IT!

When i heard this i started laughing till i cried

yep same friend from the last 3 posts

Anyways Keep it Up  

[The_Hesitation]

Card388

The_Hesitation

Friend:Hey, whats that shiny thing?
Me:*I look over at him* A missile Expansion
Friend:Cool whats it do?
Me:*Still looking at him* it increases ur maximum amount of missiles.
Friend:Hey whats that big brain looking thing with claws thats sucking on ur head.
Me:Well thats a Metroid, if ur not careful it could kill u. WAIT!! IT'S SUCKING ON MY HEAD!! *looks back at TV* Oh boy *Samus screams*
*Game loads up at the last save point* Ok no more questions.
Friend:Ok.
Me:Good.
Friend: Hey whats that weird thing that just shot lasers through your body?
Me:*looks over at him* I said no more questions!
Friend: Cool another one of those brains are sucking on your head again.
Me: NOT AGAIN!! *looks back at tv.*
Friend: Hey wasn't that the one that killed u before?
Me:Yes it is...... CAUSE YOUR TOO STUPID TO KNOW WHAT A MISSLE EXPASION DOES!!!!

U should answer while looking at screem at all times u playing MP2 or Mp?

My friend

OMG Morph BALL BEST UPGRADE EVER
Power Beam Best BEAM EVER!!!!!!!!
I Beat ( my other friend ) WITH IT!

When i heard this i started laughing till i cried

yep same friend from the last 3 posts

Anyways Keep it Up

True, but I saw no enemies at the time so i figured, what harm could it do.  

[Card388]

even if u look what if new enemies come?  

[DontComeNearMe]

Card388

even if u look what if new enemies come?

Exactly. Never assume that you are safe from enemies unless you are in a Save Room or something.  

[Card388]

whats why i says STFU when am playing metroid to my friend who talks a lot
and laughs liek a crazy more cray then evil peopel on shows when he dies O.O but he's unique i like unique people  

[Dasfg5]

Yeah don't let your guard down. Even for someone who asks stupid questions.