Corrupt-a-Wish

[Flying Squiddle]

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I waited and waited to see if someone would post this one, but no dice.

So here goes. If I'm impeding upon someone else's domain, lemme know!

The rules are simple. I'll start by wishing for something. The next person to post will then grant my wish in the most adverse and havoc-reeking manner possible. Then, he or she will post his own wish, ripe for the next person to corrupt.

Example:


"I wish I had a pony."

"Your wish is granted. A pony drops into your lap while you are waiting for the bus. Its crushing weight combined with its stupendous acceleration from having been dropped at 20,000 feet instantly shatters both your femurs. Enjoy your new pony (or, what's left of it)!

I wish I had a turkey sandwich."


So, let's get started.

I wish I could pull off Trick-or-Treating without looking like a demented old coot.  

[Aurora Sing]

OMG~ Flying Squiddle~ Thanks so much!! How could I possibly forget this one??? I love it!! You post as many games here as you want!!


Granted: You go trick or treating and everyone just loves your costume, you get invited to join a costume party at one of the houses in your neighborhood, Unfortunately it is Dracula's house, you become a Vampire...so demented old coot becomes the last of your worries

I wish that I had the week off to invite even more people to the Guild!!  

[CnnmnSpider]

Oh, you get the week off. And all the weeks to come. You get fired.

I wish I wasn't an insomniac.

 

[xXBRIMSTONEXx]

Granted: You are now in a vegetated state and sleep 24/7...

I wish I didnt have a migraine.  

[Staff Information Account]

Granted: Your migrane suddenly dissapears but your legs explode. Enjoy!

I wish that i didn't have school tomorrow.  

[Bluegenius]

Wish granted, no school tomorrow. or for the next week or so... it blew up.

Eventually the town figures they'll ship you all somewhere else. Creepy creepy neighborhood with bad teachers. And most of your friends are gone now.

I wish I had more decorative posters for my wall.  

[chessiejo]

wish granted.
now all the colorful people who post in this guild are glued to your wall.


i wish a had my own daycare to run as i see fit.  

[xXBRIMSTONEXx]

Granted: Your day care is awesome, problem is all the children are demon spawn that like to play with matches.

I wish I knew the answer to her problem.  

[American Dreamcatcher]

Granted you know the answer to her problem, but now she has a new one.

i wish i had a pocket computer so i could chat and play all the time  

[xXBRIMSTONEXx]

Granted: you have the coolest pocket pc ever, but no money for the 9000 batteries it takes to run it.

I wish I had some hot chocolate.  

[Caffiene Rush]

xxBRIMSTONExx

Granted: you have the coolest pocket pc ever, but no money for the 9000 batteries it takes to run it.

I wish I had some hot chocolate.

Granted: You get your hot chocolate but as you go to grab it, you drop it and spill it all over your crotch leaving you unable to father children.

I wish I could fly.  

[xXBRIMSTONEXx]

+++OUCH+++

Granted you can fly, but like Icarrus you get to close to the sun and your wings melt and you plummet to the sea and drown.

I wish I had a coke.  

[Caffiene Rush]

Granted: You find just enough change to buy one from the machine. You put the money in and make your selection. There is a malfunction in the machine and the coke shoots out of the machine extremely fast and rolls out into the street. You go to pick it up. While you are picking it up, you are hit by a car that ran a red light.  

[American Dreamcatcher]

Caffiene Rush

Granted: You find just enough change to buy one from the machine. You put the money in and make your selection. There is a malfunction in the machine and the coke shoots out of the machine extremely fast and rolls out into the street. You go to pick it up. While you are picking it up, you are hit by a car that ran a red light.

you must have everything that you need


I wish tomorrow was saturday  

[GilliamXR]

Granted...the next day is saturday....and the next...and the next...and the next....and the next....and the next...for the rest of eternity...(ha ha!)

i wish someone would curropt a wish really, really horrible.