Top 13 Reasons You Know You're A B-Rate Goth

[Ophelia Rose]

Disclaimer: I stole this from a poster.


13. Your fake fangs glow in the dark

12: Your white face comes in a tin with a picture of a clown on it.

11: Black cape, Check! Top hat, Check! Acid-Mashed-Denim-Jeans???? What the hell is wrong with you?!

10: Your cape is made of terry cloth and has the words Holiday Inn embroidered on it.

9: No, you can't be a vampire and work at wal-mart!

8: For the last time, your mother's attic does not qualify as a "lair".

7: You change your name from Bernie Weinstein to something really pretentious like "Count Lord Baron Maloderous"

6: Whats wrong with this picture: Vlad the Jampaler, 520 Pleasent Valley Way?

5: Two words; black denim! Face it, your a goth. There's no since in trying to be macho. Just imbrace your inner sissy and move on.

4: Congradulations! You're the only vampire I know who drives a Honda!

3: Please explain to me why something who is 200 years old is still in the 8th grade.

2: You think Bauhaus is a home for dogs.

1: Right now you are mad as hell!!!!  

[[ Die Katze ]]

i laughed my a** off...

 

[Spooky Ames]

Lol, I have that clown make up! But don't worry, I'm only using it for my Halloween costume.  

[Lady Detarra]

Ophelia Rose

Disclaimer: I stole this from a poster.




7: You change your name from Bernie Weinstein to something really pretentious like "Count Lord Baron Maloderous"

hahahahaha awesome! is that name "Bernie Weinstein" from voltaire's vampire club by any chance?  

[Mavrikios1]

XD
can it be a red honda ?
hahaha XD this is good  

[Darken_mortal]

lmao thats great.  

[lurichan]

Whee! Terry cloth capes! *zooms around and pretends to be count dracula*

An amusing read. ^_^  

[MortSanglant]

I do believe that list was compiled by Voltaire.

 

[trampyre]

"Count Lord Baron Maloderous" rofl

I have to use that in a VtM game!  

[trampyre]

trampyre

"Count Lord Baron Maloderous" rofl

I have to use that in a VtM game!

I know... he'll be a B-rated Goth boy who was embraced as a sick joke and forced to keep his stupid title, for tarnishing the image of Vampire with his Holiday Inn Cloak!!!  

[Athiel]

Well, my cloak is black velvet, and I only wear it on special events.^^

Fun-neee, though.^^  

[Veruniel]

rofl rofl rofl

Oh, I know the type. Donchaluv those kids who claim to be ancient bloodsuckers from the beginning of time? Yeah, sure. You're a *vampire.* And you live with your *parents.* In *Cleveland.*

Thanks for the laugh!  

[91_green bottles]

rofl


awesome.  

[GilAskan]

Ahh, Voltaire. You never cease to entertain me.

Great list.  

[EvFaerAshlynn]

*giggles* That was cute. A little on the sarcastic exaggeration side, but entertaining nonetheless.