Oi!! What type of goth are you?!?!!...do you want to know?

[Neko In The Hun Era(Goth)]

i hate posers....
I HATE POSERZZZZZZ

DO YOU WANNA KNOW WHAT TYPE OF GOTH YOU ARE??? WELL...HERE YA GO ><(YES THEASE ARE ALL REALL GOTH TYPES)

Punkgoth

The original ******** off and die (reading Baudelaire in a coffeehaus)





Perkygoth

Would rather live with flopsey and bouncy than mopey





Poseygoth

The offshoot of the partime punk





Bittergoth

One level below mopeygoth





Crankygoth

Primarily focused in female goths once per month





Perkygoth Supreme

Edvamp _used_ to be one





Poseurgoth/Visigoth/Miligoth

…If you have to ask…





Vampygoth

Subscribes to alt.gothic and alt.vampyres





Crustygoth

Those over 40, if they still have hippy tendencies





Mustygoth

Those who have been dead a short while





Dustygoth

Those who have been dead a very long time





Industragoth

Likes both goth and industrial music





Perkydomgoth

A happy dominatrix





Perkysubgoth

Happy that _they’re_ not in control





Perkyswitchgoth

Just happy, no matter who is in control





Mommygoth/Daddygoth

Reserved for those with offspring





Polygoth

Those with polygamous preferences/desires





Bubblegoth

Those who chew gum and blow bubbles at clubs





Kittygoth

Those who own Hello Kitty _everything_





Keropigoth

Those who own Keropi _everything_





Badtzgoth

Those who own Badtz Maru _everything_





Burritogoth

Those who have experienced Tortillas





Androgagoth

Those who have perfected that androgynous look





Crowgoth

Those who think they are Brandon Lee





Monogoth

Monogamous relationships only!





Fuzzygoth

Those with facial hair or _very_ hairy backs





Arachnogoth

Those that have a spider fetish and/or own tarantulas





Necrogoth

Those obsessed with death, or sex with the dead





Ultragoth

They know who they are, and we could care less





UltraMegagoth

Those born on Halloween or Friday the 13th





Lumigoth

If it glows in the dark, they own it





Manlygoth

Reserved especially for Al Golagia and other “men”





Geekygoth

Those who have achieved the delicate balance of geekdom and gothdom





Oi!goth

Often combined with punkgoth (don’t fight with these ones)





Aussiegoth/Austragoth

Our friends from down under





Manicgoth

Manic depressive





Nerdigoth

Those that try to be geekygoth, but don’t quite pull it off





Fingoth

Reserved exclusively for Desmodus





Fossilgoth

Those born 100+ years too early





Neurogoth

Cyber freak





Newrogoth

New romantics





Sistergoth

Devote followers of the Sisters of Mercy





Studygoth

Those enrolled at a form of higher/continued education





Taxigoth

Those who possess full-time jobs and help feed Uncle Sam





Spraygoth

One who fells the need to spray alt.gothic periodically





Flamegoth

One who enjoys the art of flaming





Inkygoth

Those with 2+ tattoos





Blinkygoth

Own those blinking red eyed bat keychains





Pezgoth

Own _both_ the skeleton and witch Pez(tm) dispensor





Purrygoth

Those who like cats more than people





Newbiegoth

Just goth the courage to begin posting and/or clubbing





Anarchigoth

Anarchists





Miligoth

Military goth





Belagoth

Those who aspire to Lugosi’s attributes





Panicgoth

Regular consumers of Manic Panic(tm) products





Fangygoth

Those with professional fangs made





Bondagoth

Enjoys bondage (giving or receiving)





Bigoth

Bi-sexual goth





Lesbigoth

Lesbian goth





Homogoth

Gay goth





Boxgoth

Own one or more lunchboxes to carry personal effects





Petalgoth

Obsessed with drying roses, black roses, or eating roses





Babygoth/Childgoth

Offspring of goths





Fairygoth

Those that are godmother/mother to #64





Gangstagoth

Boiz/grlz chillin in da hood





Noodlegoth

Those on the ramen/maccaroni/spaghetti/pasta budget





Fishygoth

Wear fishnet on _any_ part of their body





Aquagoth

Their only nourishment is in the form of liquids





Alcigoth

Alcoholic goth





Vegigoth

Vegetarian or vegan goth





Orthogoth

Wear braces, retainers, ect…





LittleMinigoth/stumpygoth

Those under 5’1”





Shygoth

Prone to staring and hiding behind/under people/things at clubs





Murkeygoth

Goes mopey/perky/mopey/perky (repeat), similar to manicgoth





Spineygoth

Has hedgehogs in their sig or porcupine/hedgehog fetish





Quantumgoth

Ask Sexbat ^..^ ,he will tell you





Semigoth

Haven’t committed 100% to gothdom (part-time goth)





Redgoth

Community over ego goth, AKA commiegoth





Stonergoth

Ingests/grows/produces illegal substances for the mind/body





Litigoth

Nightmare lawyers





Gungoth

Watch out for them and their alt.gothic.guns.guns.guns!!!





Crimpygoth

Crimped hair nightmare





Spikeygoth

Spiked hair, spiked jacket, and/or spiked collar





Chiroptogoth

Bat lovers or anything to do with bats





Netgoth

Isn’t everyone who reads this?





Jellogoth

Serves oh-so-difficult custom creations to honored guests





Metagoth

Sorry, lost the definition… (help?)





Betagoth

Still trying to get out of test mode for final release





Wankergoth

Thinks they are the 1st to denounce goth this/that





Barbigoth

Collects Barbies & dresses them up like goths (Ken/Skipper too)





Duckiegoth

Brings a rubber duckie to clubs and shows





Miscgoth/Calicogoth/Muttgoth

A miscellaneous smattering of all types





Comigoth

Reads/collects comic books





Sandygoth

Obsessed with Sandman or loves the beach





Winniegoth

Winnie the Pooh/A.A. Milne fans. say “Oh Bother!” a lot





Swampgoth

Into Swamp subgenres (Nick Cave, Cramps, ect…)





Behemothgoth

600+ pounds goth





Oldschoolgoth

Don’t like anything after Bauhaus broke up





Newschoolgoth

Don’t like anything before Bauhaus broke up





Amerigoth

Into only USA goth bands, or are from the USA





Britgoth

Into only UK goth bands, or are from the UK





Slothgoth

Veeerrryyy veeerrryyy sllloooww goth





Brothgoth

Like soup or can only afford a soup diet





Moshgoth

Those into pits (willingly that is)





Pogogoth

Jump up and down, don’t mosh (usually a perkygoth as well)





Robogoth/Bionicgoth

Those who are androids or have false limbs





Dixiegoth

From the south… y’all





Yankeegoth

From the north… yous guys





Weekendgoth

Goth on weekends only





Coughgoth

Goffs wif a cold *sniff*





Ditzygoth

Dumb goths





Htoggoth

Dyslexic goths (also palindromic goths)





Mothgoth

Goths after the larvel stage





Archigoth

One who archives alt.gothic articles, ect…





Billygoth

One who likes rockabilly





Ambigoth

Thinks that Brian Eno’s _Discreet_Music_ is too noisy and agitated, usually a lover of 4AD/Projekt bands





Canagoth

From the Big Maple Leaf place





Cyclogoth

Lover of moterbike/bicycles/unicycles





Whitbygoth

Ask Jane Shaw, she’ll tell you!





Topgoth

Whitby Gothic Festival badge wearer and damn proud!





Holygoth

Devout religious goths





Pagangoth

Followers of their own religion, or lack thereof





Grumpygoth

Is related to Sneezy, Happy, Sleepy, ect…





Docgoth

Devout wearer of Doc Martens (any kind)





Armagoth

Has purchased records at Armageddon, or loves armadillos





Texgoth

Duh! they’re from Texas





Notagoth

One who insists on claiming that they’re “not a goth!”





Negativegoth

Wearer of white garb





Modgoth

Goths with scooters (old European ones, not Hondas)





Converjagoth

Has/will atten/ed a/an Convergence





Frothgoth

Infuriated flamer who falls for every troll on alt.gothic





Crunchygoth

Maitians a bat house, grows own wormood, brings spiders into house





Juvigoth

Thoose under the tender age of 18, but older than 12





Glittergoth

Puts glitter _everywhere_! especially body, usually also Perkygoth





Nephgoth

Those who think Fields of the Nephilium are the definitive gothic band





Sologoth

Goths living in un-gothic places looking for a scene to inhabit





Ophidigoth

Ones fond of, in possesion of, with the name of a legless reptile





Chaosgoth

Thrive of causing and/or being in chaotic/stressful/hectic environments (can also be a fractal freak)





Pyrogoth

Fire! fire!





Peppygoth

Has lifetime perscription of Prozac (drug induced Perkygoth)





Maudlingoth

Wishes had a lifetime percription to Prozac





Theragoth

Dependant/functional upon therapy or forced into therapy without warning





Cybergoth

Technically advanced





Sedagoth

Must be/enjoys being repressed/restrained through chemical methods





RenFairgoths

Those determined to wear marginally historical clothes from the 16th-18th centuries, including chain mail, soft leather boots, and/or wunder-Corsets. Usually they are also a…





Celtogoth

Obsessed with the wailing female voices, harps and all thing Irish, including Harp ale. Especially into matriarchal Celtic mysticism a la Robert Graves, as well as Irish poets. Often in the same circles with…





Gypsygoth

Tons of dangly jewelry, often some of it crossing the cheek or forehead under a tassled wrapped scarf. Conduct seances to old Dead Can Dance albums.





MerchantIvorygoth

Of the dandy variety, inspired 19th-century achingly romantic drmas by the film company Merchant Ivory (often staring Julian Sands and what’s-her-name from Room With a View)





ClubKidgoth

Wear the same shiney, glittery platforms to raves and goth clubs





Promgoth

Dyed thier prom dress/suit black or attended 3+ proms





NewWavegoth

Fierce, pre-categorized goth/new-wave/punky look a la Anne Magnuen in The Hunger





Instagoth

One day they aren’t, the next they are (similar to posergoth)





MyLittlePonygoth

Thoose with multi-color hair extensions





CromeDomegoth/Baldigoth/Curlygoth

Those without hair, intensionally or otherwise





Grungigoth

Black plaid and Kurt Cobain, need it be defined more?





Ravengoth

Common affliction among NetGoths who have ‘Raven’ in their handle





Quartzgoth

Into crystal/mineral energy, often found wearing small quartz necklaces





LARPgoth

Mistaken for a Goth as they Live Action Role Play, often have Belagoth syndrome





Germanogoth

Jackboot wearer & knows how to use them; can be depressed in 2 languages





Ratgoth

Possesses 3+ of the species Rattus Norvegicus/Rattus Rattus, often used as fashion aides





Disneygoth

Collector of disneyware, wears black gloves & Mickey Mouse ears to clubs





Godzillagoth

Lover of large paper mache monsters (et. al. in cheesey horror movies)





Bridalgoth

Those who take thrift store wedding dresses, “make them goth” & wear them to clubs





Chigoth

Those living in the general Chicagoland area (includes IN and WI areas)





Labelgoth

Wear only the newest in goth fashion from label such as Begotten, Lip Service, Cyxtees, Eternal, Fun House, ect…





Depechegoth

Own every single DepecheMODE album and single, for more info ask DJ Phoenix.





Casualgoth

Always wearing all black, but never look completely ready to go out.





Curegoth

Do _not_ believe Robert Smith when he says that the cure isn’t Goth.





Colorgoth

Wear color, such as burgundy, purple, red and/or blue, more often than the typical all black attire





Morrisseygoth

“I wear black on the outside, ‘cause black is how I feel on then inside.” often also Vegigoths, Mopeygoth and Bigoth or Homogoth





Valleygoth

“Like, oh my goth”





Siouxsiegoth

Jeeper creepers, where’d you get those peepers





Covergoth

One who feels they cannot go out in public unless their face is completely covered in Black and/or White grease paint.. (sometimes resembling a scary circus clown, also connected to “Instagoths”)





Transgoth

Goths who crossdress into anothers gender.





Campingoth

Goths that go camping. If you don’t believe me, go to M’era Luna




Shoggoth

Someone far more into the horrific/slime/tentacles aspect than the erotic/vampire/fetish-y stuff.  

[JustAnotherNancyBoy-x]

im a Colorgoth

Wear color, such as burgundy, purple, red and/or blue, more often than the typical all black attire

but i wanna be a bridalgoth that seems like my kinda thing XD  

[Veruniel]

I'm a colourgoth too, but not every day. When I'm feeling ambitious, I'll throw some red or blue in (or even wear brown. I look good in brown.) And when I'm not... well, black goes with everything!  

[-Resurrected Writer-]

In a way I'm a sologoth, but I'm not really desperate to look for scenes to inhabit; I'm just the only one in my social clique who's goth.  

[Al-aaraaf]

I am a Punkgoth.  

[trampyre]

Wow... that's a whole lotta...page. burning_eyes

I fit into a bunch of those categories. I guess I'm an "eclectigoth".  

[anime_freak777]

Industrigoth.  

[Veruniel]

You know... I don't fit any of those categories all that well (unless you count wearing colour on alternate Tuesdays). I'm making my own list.

Treehugger goth:
Goths who enjoy the beauty of nature, strolling through the fields in their bare feet and black ballgowns. Likely to playact Ophelia's death scene.

Botanigoth:
Owns so many creepy, viney things that light can't penetrate the green mass on the windowsill.

Mycologigoth
Loves mushrooms. Enjoys serving wild ones at dinner parties with the assurance that "Well, I *think* they're okay." Is probably growing shiitake colonies in the closet. Secretly finds mold aesthetically appealing.

Medicigoth
Obsessed with the study of poisons. Can kill you fifty different ways with the stuff in the larder.

Ghostigoth
Pale enough to be seen from space.

Handigoth
Goths who make their own clothes. Indescribably proud when someone asks, "where did you get that?" May get perverse pleasure out of sneering at unfinished hems and saying "They don't make 'em like they used to!"

Warbligoth
Goth who makes a living (or at least some loose change) by warbling depressing songs in public.

Etherigoth
Adores darkwave / etheric. May also have a passion for Enya.

Fantasigoth
Addicted to fantasy films (Willow, Dark Crystal, Labyrinth, etc). Secretly thinks the Conan movies "weren't all that bad." Was thrilled when they found Legend for five bucks in the bargain bin.

Dragongoth
Obsessed with jewellery. Has a ton and can tell you where they found each piece. Will tear you to bits if you touch anything.

Poshgoth
Has collected an impressive collection of goth gear, possibly with the help of indulgent parents. Dresses as if every day were some sort of Vampires' Ball. Likely to take their own antique chalice with them on pubcrawls.

Flappergoth
Obsessed with the 20's.

Goreygoth
Loves Edward Gorey. Can recite the Gashlycrumb Tinies from memory.

Literatigoth
Has read every gothic novel known to God, including the interminably stupid Castle of Otranto. Despises Jane Austen for making fun of the genre.

Mediaevalgoth
Wears pseudo-medieval clothing and has decked their house out with tapestries and big iron candlesticks. Probably listens to Gregorian chants. Believes the middle ages were a great era of art and literature, and can rant for hours about how "witch burning started in the renaissance!"  

[PVT.Jake_Tompson]

PuNk GoTh  

[Crepuscule]

rofl You're very amusing. <3  

[xCapnGx]

I guess I'm a Shygoth.  

[Fux this account]

....the kind that enjoys gothic rock  

[RevlinHeartsblood]

now uh, did YOU come up with all of these... they sound... odd.  

[ChiRubian]

rofl Love it! Some people have waaay too much time on their hands xd .  

[ketchakik]

but where are the triscadecagoths? goths with a facination with the number 13?