You divorced the avi above! What happened?

[JackTheTulip]

Yeah saw this one in the GD saw some funny answers maybe I will here too...

I am first so I will divorce myself:
"He's not my type"
 

[crazywittlegirl]

he's not wearing a shirt...  

[Aurora Sing]

She spent all of her time with the animals....  

[Ethozz]

she spent her time flying away from me  

[Aurora Sing]

^he had this wall of chain built around him...  

[xXBRIMSTONEXx]

^She wore me out sexually every night...I started missing work.^  

[Aurora Sing]

^he kept missing work wink  

[BansheeinHades]

^ everyone started playing games with her.  

[CnnmnSpider]

All this time I thought I had married a man... Turned out "he" had been keeping a little secret from me.

 

[Duality987654321]

She thought she was the hottist girl but I loved her out of pitty.Besides, she never made me a man!!!!!  

[BansheeinHades]

He was an undercover scientist, and I was part of his "research".  

[CristoX2]

His Hair was redder then mine  

[BansheeinHades]

^ I'm allergic t-to p-ahaaaatchoo!
I'm allergic to pollen. *sniffles*  

[Starvynne]

He smokes eek  

[American Dreamcatcher]

She has more weapons than me.