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Galadedrid Damodred

PostPosted: Thu Nov 02, 2006 1:23 am
*vomits blood and lies perfectly still upon the floor*  
PostPosted: Thu Nov 02, 2006 4:42 pm
Calm down dear... LET'S KILL THEM ALL!!!  

Archdemonessa


Galadedrid Damodred

PostPosted: Sun Nov 05, 2006 3:49 am
KILL THEM! KILL THEM NOW! *grabs assorted spiky, pointy, sharp-edged and oddly-shaped things* YOU BRING PACKED LUNCH AND I'LL BRING THE TORTURE INSTRUMENTS! KILL THEM!  
PostPosted: Mon Nov 06, 2006 10:16 am
*eyes are bleeding* Good remark from the first person to post there.  

dark_elf


Archdemonessa

PostPosted: Mon Nov 06, 2006 4:59 pm
Galadedrid Damodred
KILL THEM! KILL THEM NOW! *grabs assorted spiky, pointy, sharp-edged and oddly-shaped things* YOU BRING PACKED LUNCH AND I'LL BRING THE TORTURE INSTRUMENTS! KILL THEM!

Who cares about packed lunch? I can cook two minute meals in ANY problem! *Grabs a large whip with a spike at the end.* They shall all die!! (Or burn, whichever comes first...)  
PostPosted: Mon Nov 06, 2006 5:50 pm
The same guy who started that thread posted this in a thread in the ED:

Quote:
well dis iz interstin cuz on da 1 hand yall iznt sinnin gainst god directla. Lik, I dunno how god iz gonna luk at dis cuz lik yall iz sorta wit a guy wich is gud but den gain yall iz pretendin hez a gurl. I tink dat sinse yall iz jus alreda wit a guy yall shuld juz take da next step an just make da choise ta be in luv wit da guy jus ta be safe.


I can't tell if he's extraordinarily stupid, or if he's just incredibly good at pretending to be an idiot so that he can piss people off. sweatdrop  

rae-chan-sensei

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Galadedrid Damodred

PostPosted: Mon Nov 06, 2006 7:56 pm
Neo Skuld Bombs, away!

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PostPosted: Tue Nov 07, 2006 1:20 pm
Quote:
mayb ifn yall wuznt a terrerist den yall wuldnt git da s**t beetin outa ya bah patreotic negro folk did yall eva tink a dat?


Same idiot posted this on my thread.  

Archdemonessa


Ninfinity

PostPosted: Thu Nov 09, 2006 12:59 am
*"Phoentic Ebonics" is incompatible with current English Language protocol, shutting down to enable rebooting of mental system*

I despise people like that. evil  
PostPosted: Fri Nov 17, 2006 7:49 am
...... I am speechless.....  

Fintastic


chrystalclear

PostPosted: Mon Nov 20, 2006 12:28 am
Galadedrid Damodred
Neo Skuld Bombs, away!

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*copies* The evil racist txt tlk! It burns~!!! *gargles away*  
PostPosted: Thu Nov 23, 2006 4:15 pm
*follows suit and dies*  

Polarregression


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PostPosted: Fri Nov 24, 2006 4:17 am
rae-chan-sensei
The same guy who started that thread posted this in a thread in the ED:

Quote:
well dis iz interstin cuz on da 1 hand yall iznt sinnin gainst god directla. Lik, I dunno how god iz gonna luk at dis cuz lik yall iz sorta wit a guy wich is gud but den gain yall iz pretendin hez a gurl. I tink dat sinse yall iz jus alreda wit a guy yall shuld juz take da next step an just make da choise ta be in luv wit da guy jus ta be safe.


I can't tell if he's extraordinarily stupid, or if he's just incredibly good at pretending to be an idiot so that he can piss people off. sweatdrop


Very true, although I cannot decide which is worse: him actually being that stupid, or him pretending to be that stupid. It's sad to think that someone acts that way for fun, or whatever the hell that might be considered.  
PostPosted: Fri Nov 24, 2006 9:54 pm
*calls down the wrath of the gods*

*evil racist's head explodes into a million fragments*  

Galadedrid Damodred


Dillusioned Fantasies

PostPosted: Mon Nov 27, 2006 10:32 am
I think I've just lost a few IQ points by translating that to proper English in my head. x_x  
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