What the hell was God thinking when He made you?!?!

[The Velveteen Violinist]

Okay, so maybe we don't believe in God.

But anyways, if there was a supreme creator responsible for everyone here, what the hell was he thinking when he made you?

Was He thinking that the world needed a quick shock out of the conventional? Or maybe He thought that a human platypus would be a good idea. Perhaps He was just absentmindedly making you while He was thinking of dropping by a Godly pizza parlor for lunch and now you have acne like mad pepperoni.

What about YOU?  

[The Velveteen Violinist]

As for me, God was so bored that he decided to combine a strawberry cake

and a Japanese doll .

He thought that she would make the world a better place and spead the message of Him to her fellow Japanese people.

He didn't count on her being Buddhist though, or a Thai girl at heart.  

[Half Baked SF]

What was It thinking?

"'Dem n00bs need to be pwned." wink  

[[Ernie]]

"There just aren't enough really weird kids out there. They can form their own cult. twisted "  

[S. Shark]

"Goddamn it, shut up with the hymns already! I have a headache!"

He was in a bad mood. D:  

[Trite~Elegy]

"Well I screwed up on the rest of humanity, one more couldn't do any more damage"



"s**t"

"shouldn't have opened my damned mouth"



gonk  

[Miraculous Jorbee]

"I doooo need to prove to that whore that unless she believes in me EVERYTHING SHE LOVES WILL BE GONE. starting with this thing. Also, theres not enough anime fans......the last convention i went to sucked"  

[YellowRoses610]

"I neeed to keep the bullshit in check"  

[MGadda]

"Oh crap, I knocked over my bucket of creation goo! Eww, what a mess. Where's the Lysol?" rofl rofl rofl  

[The Velveteen Violinist]

MGadda

"Oh crap, I knocked over my bucket of creation goo! Eww, what a mess. Where's the Lysol?" rofl rofl rofl

rofl rofl rofl Oh! Here it is! Whoops, I spilled that too.  

[Lupine Pyrefly]

Thinking?

He was drunk. 3nodding  

[Maiira]

God made me because he has a morbid sense of humor.

Obviously. xp  

[Fran Salaska]

He was cracking speckled eggs to make omelette.

I don't even like omelettes.

But I have freckles.  

[Mera Hei]

What was he thinking when he made me?

"Duudee... Lookit the colors!"

What was he thinking after he made me?

"Aw, crap. That is the last time I smoke weed on the job!"  

[hallucinogen-cakes]

"Damn. I ******** up."