Stupid things to say

[Gloomymort]

someones bothering you about your gothyness.
you want the to go away
you have asked them to leave or said that you dont wish to discuss things with them any more
or they just wont shut up

What its the Stupidous thing you have said to achive any of the above??

i once told someone i had been dead for 5 years to explane why i didnt want or have a tan
altho i undersant i would have been quite rotted by then...  

[ketchakik]

i once told someone i wore white foundation because it made my skin look more normal (which it does..i'm incredabilly pale but i have a lot of red in my cheeks)  

[mee_shee]

when asked why all the black i said that these clothes used to be there own, that i just stole them from their basement, my monkey thought they smelled like his girlfriend, and had sex with them. when the monkey's "girlfriend" was non responsive to his ways he got mad and pooped on her. i returned the clothes. now i'm just naked and this is my actual skin color.  

[Al-aaraaf]

I once began to whisper nonsence to make it seem like I was casting a spell, or summoning some kind of demon.
I mean no offence to those who do that sort of thing, I just wanted the person to leave me alone.  

[Willie-John[Abomination]]

one time i rolled my eyes back and basicly said "leave me alone" in a really scary,demonic voice..its not really stupid...but i find it funny  

[xdemonicallyxyours13x]

I said I had was born in 1659 and that i had a mission to exterminate all trendies starting withthat person in particular and then i started to mumble things under my breath. needless to say i got suspended.  

[Darkness_Inside88]

Willie-John

one time i rolled my eyes back and basicly said "leave me alone" in a really scary,demonic voice..its not really stupid...but i find it funny

haha, that is pretty amusing! i wish i could've been there for that! ^ ^  

[Dragonfire Goddess]

Yeah, I have. I subscirbe highly to the 'ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer' thing. For example:

Ignorant person: Are you like, some evil statanic person?
Me: I was when I was alive.

Ignorant person: Ohmygod, why can't you just wear happy colors for once in your life??
Me: These are my happy colors. (true)

Ignorant person: What's that around your neck?
Me: A necklace.
Ignorant person: I know but like, what does it mean?
Me: Nothing, it's just keeping my head on.

Ignorant person: Are you human? (asked sarcasticaly)
Me: Not anymore.

Ignorant person: Are you going to curse me?
Me: I already did.

Ignorant person: Why are you so pale?
Me: I'm dead, duh.

And my personal favorite...

Ignorant person: 'Anything annoying'
Me: *Reaches out to grab their hair* I need a lock of your hair...or perhaps a drop of your blood would do.

(No offense meant except to the people I made these comments to at the time.)  

[-Isel-]

"It's Mix It Up Day, why aren't you hanging out with other people you don't know?"
"But I already know enough people that I hate, why do I need to meet more?"

I mean, that's not stupid, that's just plain witty... It seemed appropriate.  

[Veruniel]

People who teased me about being pale were usually naturally pale themselves, and had tanned to a point that was really unhealthy. You know the type... so sunbaked that they looked bright orange.

I'd just look them in the eye and say, "Unlike you, I'm concerned about skin cancer."  

[Henneth Annun]

Veruniel

People who teased me about being pale were usually naturally pale themselves, and had tanned to a point that was really unhealthy. You know the type... so sunbaked that they looked bright orange.

I'd just look them in the eye and say, "Unlike you, I'm concerned about skin cancer."

Thats what I say usually. Sometimes I just get really tired of stupid question about why I wear black and I just smile at them darkly. *please please stop bothering me......* I wear plenty of color, but my trenchcoat is black so you can't always see the colors.  

[Fux this account]

...don't entertain their obnoxiousity...  

[For the Madness]

Pssh.
I've said a lot of things.
A) I said I had a boyfriend so some dumbass would get off my back about liking someone I DON'T like.
B) I said I couldn't have children so some dumbasses would get off my back about abortion. >>
C) I said I was Wiccan to get people off my back about not believeing in god. >>;;
D) Someone asked why I wore fishnets to school and I said because I was a hooker. Thats my favorite.
E) I said I was a vampire in response to a question as to why the red lipstick and pale skin.

 

[-Isel-]

UnlovedKitsune

D) Someone asked why I wore fishnets to school and I said because I was a hooker. Thats my favorite.

I give 'em that one all the time.