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 Posted: Sat Nov 18, 2006 6:51 pm
I got these from the baords a while ago. Gauranteed laughs. More to come if i get feeback >.<
"Fall Out Boy [and FOB related people and bands] Books that Wouldn't Sell"
HOW TO WORK A SIDEKICK - BY. PETER WENTZ
26 ways to cook a steak By Andrew Hurley.
101 ways to say "TY FOR THE LETTER FAT A*S" - BY PETE THE PEEN WENTZ
how to lose weight-------pete wentz
sthar warths - by joe trohman
Fat People Are People Too-Peter Wentz
"Acting 101" by Pete Wentz
"A User's Guide To Eating Healthy and The English Language" by Dirty
how to apply eyeliner-------pete wentz
how to talk without a lipth by joe trohman
It's One of Those Things Where I Couldn't think of a Title for this Book, but I Really Want to Finish this Thought and Uhmm..... by Patrick Stumph
I Love Life, and So Can You - by Dirty
How To Keep From Busting Your a** In Public - Joe Trohman
You Can Be Dope Without Drugs-Joe Trohman
How to look like a toothpick- William Beckett
Learn to Stop Hitting on Underage Chicks in 3 Easy Steps by Pete Wentz
How To Dress For A Show - Pete Wentz
and the follow up- "How To Dress at all"
Statuatory Rape is Always a Mistake by Pete Wentz
How to Make Your Life Worthwhile by Christopher Gutierrez
Yeah, I have herpes, so what?-Pete Wentz
Sidekick Self-Portraits and You --by Peter Wentz
No really, living at home with your parents at 26 isn't pathetic at all. I mean, look at me. by Pete Wentz
The Art of Being Straightedge - Peter Wentz.
How to Give a Good Blow Job - Christopher Guttierez
How to Ride A Publicity Stunt Out Til The End - Christopher Gutteirez
How to be straight...and by straight I mean not gay...and by not gay I mean not giving blowjobs to strange men in alleys-Hey Chris
A Singer's Pocket Dictionary and Pronounciation Guide --by Patrick Stump
Monging: Fun for the whole family-Joe T
How to Disreguard Your Religion - Joe Trohman
The Art of Interpretive Rock Dancing -- Joe Trohman
Real Friends Give Other Friends Blowjobs-Pete Wentz and Mikey Way
How to be tall- Patrick Stump
The Pimping Life, by P.M. Stump
How to Stand In One Place for A Really Really Long Time – JT.
"Fall Out Boy Books That Wouldn't Sell" Cont.
How Not to be Slighty Annoying and Overly Emo in a Real Douchebag-y Kind of Way by Peter Wentz
Discovering your inner celebrity look-a-like -- Korean Tom Cruise
Naming Your Child by P.M.S.
Erectile Dysfunction and How it Affects Me-Andy Hurley
I can trick you into believing I'm straight. Because really, I am. by Christopher Gutierrez
Genital Herpes Didn't Stop Me! by Joe Trohman
Blow Job Tips for the Homo-I mean hetero-sexual Man-Hey Chris
In Truth, I Sorta Hate My Life, by Sir Dirty O'Licious
Intimidation, the Ultimate Teenie Killer –Charlie
Having That Pesky Molestation Charge Erased from Your Criminal Record by Peter Wentz
You Say "Jailbait" I say "Hot damn"-Pete Wentz
Puberty is Overrated-Pete Wentz
how do be a ***** and get away with it - p. wentz
How to Lure 14 Yr Old Girls Into My Car By Saying I Know the Band – CG
If The Little Girls Say Yes, It's Not Rape-Hey Chris
***** Make The Best Friends!-Hey Chris and Pete Wentz
Not Enough Naked Kids for the Both of Us-Hey Chris and Pete Wentz
How to be a Real Man's Man - Pete Wentz.
You Cant Rape The Willing, by CG
I know Pete Wentz. Now give me some a**. by CG
Other Uses For Your Right Hand-Peter Wentz
My Right Hand And I: A Partnership of Love-Pete Wentz
A White Boy's Guide to Throwing Your Diamonds In the Sky - Fall Out Boy
Star Wars: Not Just For Creepy, Old Men!-Joe T.
STD Free-Pete Wentz
594857687538247657456548 Pictures Of Me, Age 26 - A Coffee Table Book by Peter Wentz
Spin Cycle: The Ultimate Trohmaniac Tutorial, by Joseph T.
Fat Girls: More to Love-Pete Wentz
The Importance Of Taking Your Medicine As Directed - Peter Wentz
-Continued-
how to inspire more photoshop pictures-pete wentz
How to not be gay but be gay but not be gay A mans guide to sexual identity crisis by P. Wentz
Dad's new wife Robert -- CG and Mikey Way
how to look like a sexy douchebag in glasses who wears pants tighter than girls thongs-pete wentz
A Guide To Finding Empty Dumpsters / Places to Put All of The Gifts Fans Give You - Peter Wentz
Clear pronunciation - co-written by Patrick Stump and Joseph Trohman
Living on the Edge-Patrick Stump
Ultimate Make Up Tips - Sonny Moore & Gerard Way
Short Song Titles by FOB
A Guide To Basic Grammar- Pete Wentz
TY For the Letter Fatass- A guide to Hating --- Peeter Wentz
Lick Lick Salute Your Way To Ultimate Success. Peter "The Don" Wentz
Finding Jeans That Fit You- Pete Wentz
Handsome Headwear in 2006 by Patrick
Meat packing for dummies by Andy
How to Fake Being Straight REALLY REALLY good- Peter Wentz
Nosecandy- It'll ******** you up. - Pancho and Bedussey, UNWIRED.
Sequel- How to run like a girl - Pete Wentz
Forbidden Fruit: Why I love 14-year-old Breasts-Hey Chris
FOB Books.....
"how to tattoo your way into being a shamed Jew" -Joe Trohman.
how to be the biggest attention whore this side of chicago-pete wentz
eating meat will save you soul-andy hurley
Using Your 24-K Gold Eye Lash Curler - Pete Wentz
Whoring yourself out for TV appearances and Money? s**t, I'll take it. by PW
Swearing Is Uncalled For- Pete Wentz
"Mommy's makeup is fun!" A guide for children -- Peter Wentz
How To Sing - Uh - Front a Band . . .? .. Wait, I'm A Bass Player? - Pete Wentz
really, she said she was 18-peter wentz
Controlling Your Secret White Urges: Do You Want A Grill?- Peter Wentz
Don't Feed The Rockstars-William Beckett
"Patrick was over 18 when it all happened, I swear!" -Pete.
"How to make your bandmates dissapear" Patrick and Pete
Learn How To Shave Down There - Peter Wentz
Sesame Street-the best place to meet girls by pw
"Yes...I do look better than you in those pants" William Becket
Acting 101 - Pete Wentz
Shopping in the Teen Girls Section for Creeps - Peeter Wentz
"I'm the only Jew in the band: How to smoke, drink, and tattoo your way into making your religion proud!" –Joe
How to Not Exist - Jason!
"Fobism: You can only join your religion if you buy our merch and vote for us on TRL!"
How Cool It Is to Be In A Band With An Exclamation Point - Panic! At the Disco.
And The Sequel - What It's Like To Have Ellipses In Our Band Name: The Academy Is...
Lurking hXc: The Art Of Never Posting By: Pete Wentz.
3 Simple Steps on How to Give Up the Right Hand, and Move On To the Real Stuff! - Peter Wentz
How To Never Have Kids: Wearing Girl Pants By: Pete Wentz
Pete Wentz Doesn't Care About Fat People - KanYe West
1001 ways to take a good picture of yourself by pw
The Hand Behind This Pen Relieves....Myself Everyday –PLKW
The sequel - "Whoa! Can't Do It By Myself..." – PLKW
And the new Re-made sequel - "WHOA! Maybe I CAN do it by myself. And Take pictures, too!!" - PLKW
you know you want to do the jew - joe
How was I supposed to know she was only 13?: The Pete Wentz Story
"Heavy Irish Pepper Day: It's in March."
WE EXIST! - JOE TROHMAN AND ANDY HURLEY
A Thread of Books that we would probably still sell because we are obsessed - The Boardies
"Hey, didn't we used to have a drummer and a jewish dude?" Patrick and Pete.
"We want attention too: the penises of Andy, Patrick, and Joe"
Pete Wentz: the sister I never had
WE'RE ON HIIATUS, I SWEAR WERE NOT BROKEN UP - BLINK 182.
How To Be A Powderpuff At a School Dance - Pete Wentz
AND MORE..
FOB Books Cont...
Sure I whore out poorly made half-assed clothes, but you'll buy them anyway, so who the real douchebag in this situation? That's what I thought. by PW
Getting more IM's in one day than God - Pete Wentz
"Get it up, keep it up: The penises of Fall Out Boy, a Coffee Table Book."
It's Okay You're Not The Only One. I Don't Even Know Who I Am- Andrew Hurley
"How to make yourself feel fat. Step one: Surround yourself with guys who fit into pants made for preteen girls." Patrick Stump.
Read This Before You Pick Up That Cookie - A Guide To Dieting - Pete Wentz
Weed Is Kosher, I Swear - Joseph Trohman
I can make you believe that anything I say actually makes sense. by Pete ******** You, Reccomended Dosage! - Pete Wentz
"Patrick is the only fat one I can love" Pete.
Harry Potter is Underage and That's why I Enjoy Reading the Books - Peter Lewis Kingston Wentz III
How To Fall And Get Back Up REALLY REALLY FAST – Trohman
And The Sequel- How To Fall And Fake It Like You Meant To- Trohman
How to Pretend to Be a ***** You're Really Just Gay - Chris Gutierrez
SHH ! DONT TELL ANYONE I TOUCHED YOU - PETE WENTZ'S OPEN BOOK TO BRENDON URIE
What? I'm In The Band, Too!? - Andy Hurley
A Perfect Guide to Make Teenies Cry and then Laugh in Their Faces – Charlie
We Take Ya Money, When You're In Need - Kanye Wentz and Clandestine
Those Pics Were For Mikey - P Wentz
I say yo and I listen to Kanye West and Jay-Z. Geez guys, I'm almost black by default! by PW
How To Suck – FFTL.
"Maybe if I write the words wrong, Patrick will pronounce them right!" Pete.
I Swear We Have Lives - The Boardies
Sequel- Too Bad We're Best Friends With Eachother
834730980987091098019809 ways to brag about your semi-famous (but not really) friends - Josh Rock
Being Straightedge Means I Can't Have Sex With Underaged Kids? I Quit. - PW
sequel..
LASER TATTOO REMOVAL WITH PETER WENTZ.
"Just Hand Me My Camera and Shut the ******** Door!": How Pictures Can Become Ugly - Peter Wentz
My Dong Is As Big As My Ego...Wait, No It's Not - P Wentz
No really, when you sing live it's SUPPOSED to sound like that. by Patrick Stump
I'm More Blazed Than The Fire In Chris and Mikey's Bedroom - Joe Trohman
"I swear to drunk I'm not God" Joe.
Stagediving: the Legal and Free Hand Job - Pete Wentz
"There's no blood in my alcohol system!" Joe.
I Feel Different- Joe Trohman
and the rival book that came out just after
You Should You Jewish Wanna-be- Pete Wentz
Mikey, You Play (With) Ball(s) Like a Girl! – HeyChris
How Not To Laugh Like A Dying Cow- Pete Wentz
"My parents say I make Jesus cry" Brendon Urie.
HOOKERS! - Brendon Urie
STRIPPERS!: the Sequel to HOOKERS! - Brendon Urie
I Made a Thread Three Minutes Ago And Posted a Pic of My p***s And No One Saw Because They Were All In This Thread So I Deleted It – ZEZEtheX
i like cherrys - pete wentz
sequel:
POP! goes the cherry: Pete Wentz Behind The Music.
more to come whoot
OK LAST ONE =[[ thats all there is
How To Fall But No One Sees- Joe Trohman
How Come those Two guys with the long hair and fro are in that picture with us? - Patrick and Pete
"I like to say Goddamn because it makes Jesus cry...and it feels good."
SIDEBURNS OF ALL SHAPES AND SIZES - JUSTIN(MCS) PATRICK & BRENDON
(like those books when you’re sampling carpets, you get to touch them)
How to Get Sexual Favors in Return for Never-before-seen FOB Pics - Josh Rock
How to do "Paris Hilton" pics on your sidekick - Pete Wentz
Coping with obesity - William Beckett
Staying Grounded in the Face of Fame by Peter Wentz
Pornography at Sundown By Pete Wentz
All I Ever Wanted Was a b*****b from Pete Wentz: A Moving Autobiography by Chris Guitierrez.
How to steal the spotlight-Andy Hurley and Joseph Trohman
I'll be Mikey's Best Kept Secret and his Biggest Mistake, Peter Pan (pop up edition)
2 million ways to say "but"-Patrick Stump
200 ways for a band to break up without actually admitting they broke up-Blink 182
The Consequences of having a sidekick - Peter Wentz ...co written by paris Hilton
I like publicity - Paris Hilton
25 ways to keep your mind and body healthy -By Joe "The Fro" Troh
How to protect yourself from chuck norris- by Chuck Norris
how to take racy pictures
by:pete wentz
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Posted: Sat Nov 18, 2006 7:35 pm
ha ha, no there not real books. pete, pstrick, andy, joe and ect. wrote the book titles for fun. I posted some of them because ithey made me laugh so hard when i read the titles. ill put up more.
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Posted: Sat Nov 18, 2006 10:13 pm
oh i'm really lazy i just saw books and asumed they were real sweatdrop
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Posted: Sun Nov 19, 2006 9:42 am
xxFancyKid
How to be tall- Patrick Stump
Haha, That one is the best!
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Posted: Sun Nov 19, 2006 9:55 am
Retrolife xxFancyKid
How to be tall- Patrick Stump
Haha, That one is the best!
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Posted: Sun Nov 19, 2006 10:18 am
that's just great.
lol heart biggrin xd 3nodding blaugh
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Posted: Sun Nov 19, 2006 10:29 am
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Posted: Sun Nov 19, 2006 10:50 am
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Posted: Sun Nov 19, 2006 12:51 pm
"Acting 101" by Pete Wentz
Learn to Stop Hitting on Underage Chicks in 3 Easy Steps by Pete Wentz
Naming Your Child by P.M.S.
Intimidation, the Ultimate Teenie Killer –Charlie
A White Boy's Guide to Throwing Your Diamonds In the Sky - Fall Out Boy
Controlling Your Secret White Urges: Do You Want A Grill?- Peter Wentz
How was I supposed to know she was only 13?: The Pete Wentz Story
you know you want to do the jew - joe
rofl
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Posted: Sun Nov 19, 2006 3:23 pm
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Posted: Sun Nov 19, 2006 6:12 pm
scream OH FREAKING NASTY!!!!!!!!! I just found out what "monging" means. I think I almost threw up. *recovering* *recovering*
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Posted: Sun Nov 19, 2006 6:13 pm
I like "How to make Yourself Feel Fat" by Patrick. Poor baby. whee
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Posted: Sun Nov 19, 2006 6:18 pm
XCyberXOpticXIllusionX I like "How to make Yourself Feel Fat" by Patrick. Poor baby. whee
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