I'm ashamed of this one.

[Angel80272]

This thread was recently posted in one of the other guilds I'm in. I'm debating whether or not to strangle him in his sleep or go for a broad-daylight throat slitting. Any suggestions?  

[Katurrah]

Much love for the Scalpel of Literacy +1!! I have my Staff of Literacy at home. People get smacked with it quite often! whee  

[Jojibear]

crying Save me... I have a headache from a cold. Don't need one from plain stupidity... xd

[I'm not saying people who text talk are stupid, just the stupid people use text talk and give it a bad name...]  

[Leoshi]

*Nervous laugh* sweatdrop

Er...hi. I'm the owner of that guild. I swear, I don't know that person. But, I'm all for the strangling in his sleep...if I can watch.  

[MyOwnBestCritic]

"Katana of literacy +10"

...

Can I borrow it? Please please please?  

[Angel80272]

Don't worry, Leoshi, it's not your fault that he's an idiot. I won't kill you unless you degenerate into that kind of drivel.

*Hugs Leoshi*

So... one vote for strangulation... that's good enough for me. 4laugh  

[Galadedrid Damodred]

BATTLE STATS

Weapons: English textbook used as a cudgel. Contains Shakespearean sonnets, giving it a +3 magical damage bonus against Noobs and Illiterates.

Armour: Paper robes. Have been covered with lines and lines of Emily Dickinson's poetry, forcing all enemies within 3 meters to make a Fortitude save or be stunned.

Special abilities: Has the ability to quote obscure literature, forcing all enemies within 10 meters to make a Will save or be soporified.  

[Angel80272]

Nice one there, I'll have to think of something like that now...  

[Galadedrid Damodred]

It helps if you have some experience playing Dungeons and Dragons.  

[Leoshi]

Galadedrid Damodred

It helps if you have some experience playing Dungeons and Dragons.

...which I have none of. I guess I'll just stick with my saying: "Beware...I'm literate."  

[Niccea Majeare]

Niccea loaned her katana of literacy +10 to MyOwnBestCritic  

[Masamune no Hi]

Reading that made my eyes bleed... I vote for the strangling.

On a side note, Dungeons and Dragons is one of my favorite games, but I can't find anyone to play with since I moved.  

[Aliciono]

I say strangle, and strangle now. Who's with me?  

[Niccea Majeare]

*grabs her torch and pitchfork*  

[Miss Irene Adler]

gonk My, oh my...The word "homies" is used way too frequently, my head feels weird. @.@

But all at the same time, aren't you people overexaggerating a little bit? I mean, come on! I thought we weren't supposed to harrass those who type illiterately(?)!

Well, but then again, as long as we don't actually flame/"diss" those people, I'm sure it's okay...

And...

I'm sure it's not really harrassing when we're just talking in our own private little guild... ninja