Here are some poems I like.
Johnny was a chemist's son,
But Johnny is no more.
What Johnny thought was H20
was H2SO4.
If you don't know, H2O is water, but H2SO4 is sulfuric acid. It's funny.
Roses are #FF0000
Violets are #0000FF
All my base
Are belong to you
#FF0000 is hex for red, and #0000FF is hex for blue. The rest is from an internet meme "All Your Base" from the introduction of the game Zero Wing. Here is a link to it, but there was a warning not to watch if you are photosensitive. http://www.allyourbasearebelongtous.com/flash/
Gaian Grammar Guild
The Gaian Grammar Guild is a refuge for the literate, a place for them to post and read posts without worrying about the nonsensical ones.
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