Seriously, I'm going to SMITE THEM!

[XxJennessaxX]

Don't look now, but 'Ms. Jenjen' got yet, another PM, from a n00b.

The very same idiot

XxJennessaxX

The random person

XxJennessaxX

A random person

ms jenjen! omg ur so prity! so... can u donate 2 meh? pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeez?

Ms. Jenjen!?

can i call u tht?????????????????????????///////////////!!!!!111!111oneoneone!!!!111!11onehundredeleven!!!!!111

Uh... No. And I can't donate to you, you're pesky, annoying, and... did you drink a lot of beer!? I haven't seen something THAT eye-shattering since I last bumped my head on a rock. And I think that was... Yesterday. sweatdrop
But to make a long answer short: NO. Period.

aw pleeeeeeeeeez? ill pay u 1ggggggggggggggggggggggggggg!

Why can't I just be left alone in peace!? Talk about annoying!

 

[Sighren]

Oh, wow. Looks like you're a Noob-target. Shall I fetch the great shield of Noob bashing?  

[XxJennessaxX]

Sighren

Oh, wow. Looks like you're a Noob-target. Shall I fetch the great shield of Noob bashing?

Oh, please do! 3nodding
And while you're at it, a few Crossbows please? They're my favourite weapons! heart

 

[Sighren]

o o Wow. I'm learning to use bows in real life.. FIRE AT WILL!  

[XxJennessaxX]

*Grabs gunblade*
Ooh! It's Squall's! [<-- From Final Fantasy 8] *steals* pirate Aye, better luck next time, mate!
Squall: ...Whatever.

*Finds Crossbow* Uhmm.. *attaches it to gunblade*
Hmm... The super powerful, aero dynamic, beautifully made, carefully constructed, cross over of the...
BOW-FIRE BLADE!

 

[Sighren]

KICKASS! Let's murder some noobs!  

[XxJennessaxX]

Oh my God! I killed a n00b...
Wait...
I see a nametag... it says...
"Pl-" the rest is cut off.
Ah, Christ.

 

[Sighren]

:0 YOU KILLED PL! You b*****d.  

[Buccellatte]

[Chainsaw of Literacy on n00bs]
I'm cutting them down in the bloodiest way possible 3nodding  

[Sighren]

Bloodlust for the win. XD  

[Buccellatte]

Most definitely. I'm really suffering from bloodlust though. You really have no idea how hard it is to live with it sweatdrop  

[AerionDyseti]

*ducks under noob-seeking arrow*

...not all of us newbies are so bad. I don't go around-

*runs screaming from the noob-seeking-flamethrower-gun-blade-of-doom*

-begging for donations!  

[dark_elf]

So. . . this "person" was going to pay you 1g if you donated to him/her? . . . Right. . . *runs away very fast*  

[Sovea]

*snork* Yes, I love how the person thought 1 gold would really tip the scales in their favor. "Surely she cannot resist my offer now! I am a MASTER NEGOTIATOR!" (Only, with more exclamation points probably.)  

[bboston7]

Grabs an AK 47 and blasts all of your brains out. I grab the brain and wash my hands with it.