Lesser Known Goals Of The Empire

[Kethen]

i was thinking (my anual thought) and so i thought of some goals of the empire that the rebelion did not know of like......

to put a starbucks on every planet

to create the perfect snow cone

to give the sith a good dental plan



now u think of some
ninja  

[Nelowulf]

hmm... I don't mind the idea.

It's like a game for the guild. Though I'd almost want to redo the first page to make it more... officiall"ly" looking.


Another goal:

See how many licks it took Darth Vader to get to the center of a tootsie pop.  

[Darkened Angel]

To steal Willy Wonka's idea for an Everlasting Gobstopper.  

[Duredhel]

To create a giant flesh-eating peep.  

[Nospai Deathous]

To not get foiled by those crazy kids and their stupid wookie.  

[Missing00]

To invent the internet just like Al Gore.  

[Uber_Bunny]

Creat a Gungan army to inspire fear thougout the galaxy, led of course by Darth Binks!!

To stop those pesky kids and their meddleing Neek!!!

To hold a space slug rhodeo in the hoth asteroid belt

Find a cure for Vaders Ashma  

[Nospai Deathous]

The same thing we do every night, Palpy... try to TAKE OVER THE WORL-err... GALAXY!!  

[Darkened Angel]

To star in a spin-off called " That's My Emperor! " ( Anyone seen " That's My Bush! " ? Like that. )  

[Sol Walker]

To put up a perminent hyperspace speed limit of only x2 past lightspeed.  

[Uber_Bunny]

Paint all of their star destroys pink and give them names like fluffy bunny and Angel, just beacuse they can

Clone Barrny and make him their spokesman  

[Kethen]

Nelowulf

hmm... I don't mind the idea.

It's like a game for the guild. Though I'd almost want to redo the first page to make it more... officiall"ly" looking.


Another goal:

See how many licks it took Darth Vader to get to the center of a tootsie pop.

go ahead and make it a game for the guild  

[Kethen]

Nelowulf

hmm... I don't mind the idea.

It's like a game for the guild. Though I'd almost want to redo the first page to make it more... officiall"ly" looking.


Another goal:

See how many licks it took Darth Vader to get to the center of a tootsie pop.

go ahead and make it a game for the guild  

[jedi_master_tenku]

To find out exactly how much wood a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood.  

[Mademoiselle Kit]

Kill whoever started the cinnamon bun hairstyle.

Secretly videotape what Anakin was REALLY doing when he was "protecting" the senator.