Oh my. O_O

[Aerico]

I happened upon a forum the other day that roused my disgust in the TXT TLK language. Look at this lovely little gem:

Y DUN U c** SIT OM MAI LAHP BOI

What does that even say? I rest my case.  

[Noche Flor]

I think it says "why did you (something) sit on my lap, boy"
I can't really tell but that's just plain stupid.  

[Kitten_Ember]

Sadly, I believe it says:

Why don't you come (referenced in a sexual manner) sit on my lap boy?

*shakes head in disgust*  

[Buccellatte]

Wow. That's scary.  

[iCrayon]

*shakes head in digust*  

[- Q u e e n i e___ xo]

I don't get it. I'm japanese, English isn't my first language so I don't know how to translate that. Also, I think "txt-tlk" is just plain annoying.  

[XxJennessaxX]

PlayMyDarkSecret

I don't get it. I'm japanese, English isn't my first language so I don't know how to translate that. Also, I think "txt-tlk" is just plain annoying.

Oh, you're japanese? That's very nice! Spanish is my first language, followed by French, then English. Surprisingly, I can speak all three with the correct accent! surprised
It's the truth!
C'est la vérité!
Es la verdad!

 

[Angel80272]

That is just wrong... not only is his caps lock broken, but his language is broken, too.  

[Galadedrid Damodred]

One word. Eew.  

[Radio Chaos]

That is just disturbing when people can not type literally.  

[Fat3 4verruncus]

Is that a typo?Or is that person really is stupid?  

[Acerbic Song]

Disgusting. eek And not just because of the way in which they type... Ew.  

[XxJennessaxX]

Tsk, tsk.
Click  

[Lady Pica]

I think my eyes glazed over as I stared at that.  

[Aerico]

I know!It's really quite simple. They're just too lazy to write it out. Let's face it. The people who write these...puke inducing sentences, if you can even call them that, are the fat slobs who the Japanese call otaku.