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XxJennessaxX

PostPosted: Fri Feb 02, 2007 3:19 pm
Yes, you saw the title. I can't understand how so many n00bs make me feel as if I'm being stalked?
This time, I got this... PM... from this n00b with the username "NOOB IS COOL." Holy great mother of God...


So, can anyone tell me what this person
XxJennessaxX
WTF!?!?!? I don't know what this person
yoyoyo! uh i likk yur avvater and ya. uhm, so... can u donate to mw? wana ciburr? huh?

...What? No, I don't want to cyber. You don't even know me!

so tht dosint meen i cant pmu!

Continueing...

XxJennessaxX
Now I can almost tell what that guy just
XxJennessaxX
Ha! Look at what this person
XxJennessaxX
Um, I can simply put you on my IGNORE list.

ya i hav mulez

I can set my PMs to "friends only" anytime I wish. And don't try to add me, because I'm at the limit. On top of that, I would decline you anyway.

s**t u a muddafakka.

Oh, and one more thing... Consider paying attention to your english teacher the next time she teaches you how to be literate. I don't want to hear from you again.

I guess that worked, because he didn't PM me after that.
 
PostPosted: Fri Feb 02, 2007 3:20 pm
Eeek.

What a tard.  

Buccellatte

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XxJennessaxX

PostPosted: Fri Feb 02, 2007 3:20 pm
xXSavage NymphXx
Eeek.

What a tard.

You said it!
 
PostPosted: Fri Feb 02, 2007 7:44 pm
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Oh, and one more thing... Consider paying attention to your english teacher the next time she teaches you how to be literate. I don't want to hear from you again.

That made my day right there.  

Angel80272


Kay De

PostPosted: Sat Feb 03, 2007 9:28 am
You showed him up, it's good that you posted it here, so we can harass him in further times, but no one knows his Avatar Name...

Silly, pathetic illiterate newbie!  
PostPosted: Sat Feb 03, 2007 10:27 am
Yay for illiterate horny little boys who want money and cybrrSEChS (bad spelling intended).  

Robthebob


XxJennessaxX

PostPosted: Sat Feb 03, 2007 12:01 pm
Kay De
You showed him up, it's good that you posted it here, so we can harass him in further times, but no one knows his Avatar Name...

Silly, pathetic illiterate newbie!

The username is "NOOB IS COOL".
Oh, dear God.
 
PostPosted: Sat Feb 03, 2007 12:13 pm
He was nothing but a troll, love.  

Buccellatte

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Z Devotchka

PostPosted: Sat Feb 03, 2007 12:46 pm
Oh my goodness...that little boy made me lose my appetite.  
PostPosted: Sat Feb 03, 2007 1:06 pm
xXSavage NymphXx
He was nothing but a troll, love.

*Shifts eyes* I don't quite think that "troll" is the right word to even begin to describe this guy. ninja
 

XxJennessaxX


Buccellatte

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PostPosted: Sat Feb 03, 2007 1:09 pm
lol


Duuude you should get on MSN. I'm really bored.  
PostPosted: Sat Feb 03, 2007 1:23 pm
Ow... My head... sweatdrop

These people really need to be more literate...

My poor head... crying  

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Dapper Dabbler

PostPosted: Sat Feb 03, 2007 1:37 pm
... The hell? I didn't get much off of that. My "noobspeek translation device v.4.1" stopped responding when I put that in there.  
PostPosted: Sat Feb 03, 2007 1:59 pm
I think that all of your clothing is why you attract noobs, XxJennessaxX. Either that,or they think that you are very attractive.  

Arkly


XxJennessaxX

PostPosted: Sat Feb 03, 2007 2:01 pm
Arkly
I think that all of your clothing is why you attract noobs, XxJennessaxX. Either that,or they think that you are very attractive.

You mean how pretty I am? Thank you! (In the postitive way, not because I attract n00bs) wink
 
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