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Noche Flor

PostPosted: Fri Feb 02, 2007 7:03 pm
I was reading the poetry section, POETRY, on the forums and I came across this little message before a crap poem.

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bcuz non of u cn put ur emoshons in2 it withot maskng thm in weerd thngs. u dont even ryme!!!11!

I rote this for a contst & i WON so ya. ill pawn u allz.
 
PostPosted: Fri Feb 02, 2007 8:11 pm
"Because none of you can put your emotions into it without masking them in weird things. You don't even rhyme!

I wrote this for a contest and won, so yeah, I'm better than all of you."

Not the worst, but what was the actual poem? If that was written like that... I can't see how he could even dream of winning.  

Angel80272


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PostPosted: Fri Feb 02, 2007 9:04 pm
[Emo Razor of Rhyme Poetry Skill+10]

There you go. It's all better now.  
PostPosted: Sat Feb 03, 2007 12:06 am
xXSavage NymphXx
[Emo Razor of Rhyme Poetry Skill+10]

There you go. It's all better now.


Heh, heh...can I get a 50 DKP Minus with that?  

SonarP


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PostPosted: Sat Feb 03, 2007 7:45 am
burning_eyes Oh, my GAWD. (not a typo, meant to be like that) Wow. There is NO way that person could have won anything involving writing.  
PostPosted: Sat Feb 03, 2007 7:57 am
*twitch*

Wow. I have never seen such atrocious (I don't think I spelled that right sweatdrop ) writing. That is such a shame that people can't take time out of their day to type out their words.  

Radio Chaos


Noche Flor

PostPosted: Sat Feb 03, 2007 8:19 am
The link  
PostPosted: Tue Feb 06, 2007 2:42 pm
Quote:
Main Entry: pawn
Function: transitive verb
1:to deposit in pledge or as security especially in exchange for money
2 surprised ne that can be used to further the purposes of another


Yes, yes indeed, she totally pawned us all.  

Z Devotchka


MorganOfCalafia

PostPosted: Tue Feb 06, 2007 8:57 pm
I believe I have died and went to TXT TLK hell. *eye twitches*  
PostPosted: Thu Feb 08, 2007 3:02 pm
It's awful that her poem was all correct...but she didn't take the time to type out her words. It's just...bad. (for lack of a better word)  

NaoyNaakkmeheo


Jake616

PostPosted: Thu Feb 08, 2007 4:28 pm
I'm sorry I can't read that, so I just read the translation.Wait.You don't need to rythme (I don't care if I spelled that wrong.All this Txt talk is making me dumb) in poetry!  
PostPosted: Fri Feb 09, 2007 10:39 pm
My I.Q. dropped just reading the first five so called "words" of that...thing.  

heavens_akki

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