Shoot them. Now.

[XxJennessaxX]

Dear Jennessa's Diary:
Computers and noobs. What a combo! You won't believe the rough time I've had today. Let me tell you what went wrong in school:

Daniel Cartelli (the one with the leet essay), wouldn't stop yelling his head off. The other classmates are usually quiet... but monkey see, monkey do. I have a monster headache.

My computer is unusually slow today. Logging in to Gaia... 7 minutes to load the page. gonk Logged in. Finally. What's this? I got a PM? The title was "To my very good friend, XxJennessaxX." Perfect grammar. I clicked it to open the PM. The time it took to open... Let's just say I could have beaten a Final Fantasy game for all it took. What's this? It opened! It's about time. WHAT!? EXCUSE ME?

Quote:

to jenn, i saw ur selling a mole in the MP can u give it 2 me 4 free? thx.

List of things to kill: Computer and n00b. Don't hesitate, just hand me a gun so I can shoot them. Now.

 

[xAvenirYuinax]

*hands you a gun*

Here, go wild.  

[XxJennessaxX]

xAvenirYuinax

*hands you a gun*

Here, go wild.

*Holds gun to head* Alright... here goes nothing... *shoots* Damn it, I missed. I guess it really was nothing sweatdrop
Click  

[xAvenirYuinax]

Well, if your aim is that off, you can use the n00b for target practice. *grin*  

[XxJennessaxX]

xAvenirYuinax

Well, if your aim is that off, you can use the n00b for target practice. *grin*

*Sees n00b running off into the distance* I'm way ahead of you *evil grin*! N00b, I'll show you that giving detentions isn't the worst a teacher can do *aims shot* DIE NOOB! *shoots* ...I see blood! I win!
Click  

[xAvenirYuinax]

And we have a winner! Yeah! *cheers*  

[Sighren]

YAY! heart  

[Magi-el8]

It is...an advertising trick. They are getting more subtle... Be wary.  

[Niccea Majeare]

^^ I'm happy that the noobs ignore me. I must smell like an anti-noob...  

[MadnessFreak]

Hmmm...
"The M182 'Barrett', though heavy and powerful, actually has a veritably low recoil output, and is thus used generally as a minesweeper for it's shell size, distance, and accuracy."

Minesweeper. N00bsweeper.

PS: That's not quoted, I wrote that on the M182.  

[XxJennessaxX]

I'll change the title to "Shoot them. Now." Because I feel much better now! razz
Click  

[Blocktapus]

XxJennessaxX

Dear Jennessa's Diary:
Computers and noobs. What a combo! You won't believe the rough time I've had today. Let me tell you what went wrong in school:

Daniel Cartelli (the one with the leet essay), wouldn't stop yelling his head off. The other classmates are usually quiet... but monkey see, monkey do. I have a monster headache.

My computer is unusually slow today. Logging in to Gaia... 7 minutes to load the page. gonk Logged in. Finally. What's this? I got a PM? The title was "To my very good friend, XxJennessaxX." Perfect grammar. I clicked it to open the PM. The time it took to open... Let's just say I could have beaten a Final Fantasy game for all it took. What's this? It opened! It's about time. WHAT!? EXCUSE ME?

Quote:

to jenn, i saw ur selling a mole in the MP can u give it 2 me 4 free? thx.

List of things to kill: Computer and n00b. Don't hesitate, just hand me a gun so I can shoot them. Now.

Just leave that to me, I've got an idea of what can happen if noobs and MS went together..... Complete chaos, especially If they did a change of skills....
And tell your friend, Don't chatspeak, I shoot noobs.

Niccea Majeare

^^ I'm happy that the noobs ignore me. I must smell like an anti-noob...

Either that or your packed with a million noob-b-gone...
*watches noob walking down the street* 0h, U R S111ng A f1@m3sw0rd???//?? C4n 1 h4v3 f0r fr33???///
er.... I see a noob, I better go noob-icing.... I'm off this topic! *boom*